Time for some Us Versus Them theme music, I’ll keep it extra terrible too.
Two years of speculation are finally over. LeBron James is going to the Heat. Why exactly did LeBron need an hour special to give the least energetic, most wooden interview ever? I mean that sucked. Was there anything more surreal the watching [...]
They did it. It wasn’t pretty, but the Los Angeles Lakers got the job done. Ron Artest somehow scored 20 while looking like he didn’t know what the hell was going on until he hit that 3 in the 4th quarter. Pau Gasol might have the best look like you are drawing a foul game [...]
The NBA Playoffs are really kicking up now. The Celtics are up 3-2 and every single game is an elimination game. The Lakers caught a Man Up last week because all the role players needed to step up. All of Us know what happened next, the Lakers did exactly what I said they were going [...]
As the worlds leading assologist, I like any music that is basically about booty. The early 90’s “booty music” era is an under appreciated time in hip hop musical history. Not only did most songs demand that anyone dancing to them to shake that ass with as much velocity as they can possibly muster, it [...]
Meet Sophie Turner:
I know what you are thinking. Brock, why are you hitting us with a standard issue blonde? Who the hell is this chick. Well if you don’t know, now you know. Sophie is an Australian Supermodel and I knew there was a reason I always thought the Australians had good taste. They appreciate [...]
People on Twitter and hitting me on the email have been positively clamoring over the new Erykah Badu “Window Seat” video. I was wondering why, and then I heard she got buck naked in it.
so you know I had to watch…
I don’t know about you, but I felt a little cheated by the blurryness. Does [...]
Last week I posted a picture of Rosa Acosta and declared her the baddest chick out. Us Versus Them nation agreed but wanted to make sure their voices were heard. So they dropped their ideal ladies (and men) in the comments section. Here is what the Us Versus Them loyalists had to say…
G the intern:
Christina [...]
I don’t even know what to say. I guess this is why they call it March Madness, but I don’t remember a tournament this exciting in a long, long time. I wasn’t one of those people glued to the TV from Thursday at noon to Sunday night, but I saw plenty. I think Cole Aldrich [...]
From the outside being rich and famous seems like a great deal. What’s bad about being rich? Nothing. Nothing at all. Being rich is great. Not only can you get whatever you want, but you also don’t have to worry about all of life’s bullshit. Bottom line, being broke is stressful. Who wants to worry [...]
I usually don’t do this but uhhhhh, I think these speak for themselves…
Damn.
-Brock
Last week there was a mini witch hunt when some coach in the SEC had the balls and audacity to declare that defending champ Tim Tebow was not the #1 QB in the SEC and the country.
The kid picked up the Heisman in 2007 (and will probably get another one this year if the Gators [...]
With the new Tyson movie out and Iron Mike making a cameo in The Hangover we gotta give the man some love.
They are making a remake of Punch Out! for the Wii, without Mike Tyson. Can’t he come back? Unlockable character? Punch Out isn’t Punch Out without Iron Mike. One of the greatest moments of [...]
The animal battle royale is still not a reality, but that isn’t going to stop me from constructing the entire field and getting it ready for when the day comes. I’m going to have to start out like the UFC. Setting up underground battles in old VA halls and high school gyms with a rat [...]
And by the champ, I mean the champ of saying something completely crazy. He really says it in the most sincere way possible. I think at this point, my man is afraid of himself. Mike Tyson is the subject of a new documentary film that just premiered at Sundance, and the word on the street [...]
I know, I know, I haven’t even named the Us Versus Them movie of the year for 2008 yet in our second Annual UvT awards yet, but dammit I’ve already seen all I need to see. You see Powder Blue is a powerful story about some things that happen, with people involved and a journey [...]
We all know Jessica Alba is UvT Quality. We all know Jessica Alba just had a baby. We know Lake doesn’t like the pregnant lady shots. As the resident Assologist I have just one question, what happened to that tail piece?
The stomach tightened back up and the J’s are better than ever. Thigh work is [...]
So on Friday the Fed announced a federal bailout of Wall Street and everyone thought it was a great idea. Then Monday came and a few people thought it might not be such a great idea. Today everyone thought it was a complete shit show. In fact, at this point it is such a joke [...]
This is an old pic of Christina Milian, but I guess she always had it. She was thick even then.
In the heels and on the tippy toes? She knows exactly what she’s doing, and I do too…I appreciate the extra effort. I don’t know why she looks like she took this picture after being abducted [...]
We’ll probably have to wait another 15 years before Nicole Scherzinger pulls a Stacie Dash and gets fully buck naked in Playboy, but for right now she’s hitting us with full on “Show me what ya working with“.
How do you get into that? She looks like a superhero, only people aren’t supposed to wear clothes [...]
You’d think that at this point, we’d be getting tired of Kim Kardashian’s ass drapped into some new gear.
But you’d be very wrong. Dude, maybe it’s just me, but that hook never gets tired. I mean, in a dress, filling some jeans, up high in some short shorts or down low in some drawls. I’m [...]
People want to hate on my message, but I know there’s a movement in this country. Yes, all over this nation, millions of women are saying, “Yes We Can,” but I’m not talking about Barack Obama, oh no ma’am. I’m talking about these thick white chicks that are showing themselves, day in and day out, [...]
Damn. Those government issue pants don’t leave anything to the imagination.
In other news, Jay-Z has reportedly just been inspired to remake N.W.A.’s classic “Fuck tha Police”.
-Brock
That is one of the best football games I’ve seen in a long time.
I really didn’t care who won. It was high scoring, but not because of bad defense, these guys were just out there making plays. TO even proved why he worked on that double move for so long.
“I’m just working on my shit.” [...]
Lindsay Lohan was lovely and Lake was loving it just two days ago. Then we got hit with her skinny girlfriend Sam. Now there are marriage rumors, and we get this pic off the wire.
Look, I’m usually a fan of side boob, under boob, hell almost any kind of boob, but Lindsay needs to start [...]
