From the outside being rich and famous seems like a great deal. What’s bad about being rich? Nothing. Nothing at all. Being rich is great. Not only can you get whatever you want, but you also don’t have to worry about all of life’s bullshit. Bottom line, being broke is stressful. Who wants to worry [...]
I usually don’t do this but uhhhhh, I think these speak for themselves…
Damn.
-Brock
Last week there was a mini witch hunt when some coach in the SEC had the balls and audacity to declare that defending champ Tim Tebow was not the #1 QB in the SEC and the country.
The kid picked up the Heisman in 2007 (and will probably get another one this year if the Gators [...]
With the new Tyson movie out and Iron Mike making a cameo in The Hangover we gotta give the man some love.
They are making a remake of Punch Out! for the Wii, without Mike Tyson. Can’t he come back? Unlockable character? Punch Out isn’t Punch Out without Iron Mike. One of the greatest moments of [...]
The animal battle royale is still not a reality, but that isn’t going to stop me from constructing the entire field and getting it ready for when the day comes. I’m going to have to start out like the UFC. Setting up underground battles in old VA halls and high school gyms with a rat [...]
And by the champ, I mean the champ of saying something completely crazy. He really says it in the most sincere way possible. I think at this point, my man is afraid of himself. Mike Tyson is the subject of a new documentary film that just premiered at Sundance, and the word on the street [...]
I know, I know, I haven’t even named the Us Versus Them movie of the year for 2008 yet in our second Annual UvT awards yet, but dammit I’ve already seen all I need to see. You see Powder Blue is a powerful story about some things that happen, with people involved and a journey [...]
We all know Jessica Alba is UvT Quality. We all know Jessica Alba just had a baby. We know Lake doesn’t like the pregnant lady shots. As the resident Assologist I have just one question, what happened to that tail piece?
The stomach tightened back up and the J’s are better than ever. Thigh work is [...]
So on Friday the Fed announced a federal bailout of Wall Street and everyone thought it was a great idea. Then Monday came and a few people thought it might not be such a great idea. Today everyone thought it was a complete shit show. In fact, at this point it is such a joke [...]
This is an old pic of Christina Milian, but I guess she always had it. She was thick even then.
In the heels and on the tippy toes? She knows exactly what she’s doing, and I do too…I appreciate the extra effort. I don’t know why she looks like she took this picture after being abducted [...]
We’ll probably have to wait another 15 years before Nicole Scherzinger pulls a Stacie Dash and gets fully buck naked in Playboy, but for right now she’s hitting us with full on “Show me what ya working with“.
How do you get into that? She looks like a superhero, only people aren’t supposed to wear clothes [...]
You’d think that at this point, we’d be getting tired of Kim Kardashian’s ass drapped into some new gear.
But you’d be very wrong. Dude, maybe it’s just me, but that hook never gets tired. I mean, in a dress, filling some jeans, up high in some short shorts or down low in some drawls. I’m [...]
People want to hate on my message, but I know there’s a movement in this country. Yes, all over this nation, millions of women are saying, “Yes We Can,” but I’m not talking about Barack Obama, oh no ma’am. I’m talking about these thick white chicks that are showing themselves, day in and day out, [...]
Damn. Those government issue pants don’t leave anything to the imagination.
In other news, Jay-Z has reportedly just been inspired to remake N.W.A.’s classic “Fuck tha Police”.
-Brock
That is one of the best football games I’ve seen in a long time.
I really didn’t care who won. It was high scoring, but not because of bad defense, these guys were just out there making plays. TO even proved why he worked on that double move for so long.
“I’m just working on my shit.” [...]
Lindsay Lohan was lovely and Lake was loving it just two days ago. Then we got hit with her skinny girlfriend Sam. Now there are marriage rumors, and we get this pic off the wire.
Look, I’m usually a fan of side boob, under boob, hell almost any kind of boob, but Lindsay needs to start [...]
I’m in no way advocating this chick. I don’t know her name, I don’t want to know. I do, however, want to say that she possesses something that dudes talk about and enjoy, that elusive “zero stomach.”
And please don’t confuse the zero stomach with the meaty stomach or the concave stomach. Don’t get me wrong, [...]
Watching Michigan getting punked in their own house by a team full of Levi Johnston looking cats from Utah, it just reminded me of the best part of College Football…the rants of course. Listen to my very favorite dude, Dan Hawkins going from 0 to 80 miles per hour in about 3 seconds.
That “It aint [...]
Wait, you can’t smash world records while jogging the last 15 meters in a 100 meter race, as you run sideways and order up some delicious ox tails?
Come on now. I’m not saying all the Jamaicans were on performance enhancers, but didn’t it seem a bit odd to see so many of those cats getting [...]
Shout out to Barack Obama for accepting the Democratic Nomination last night.
This is a moment in history that most people didn’t think America was ready for. Barack seized the moment and delivered eveything anyone could have possibly asked for. He acknowledged the history, he addressed the issues, he set the prime moments of his agenda, [...]
Some of us thought it was a fluke or maybe a nice camera angle. Maybe, but Angela Simmons has DEFINITELY stepped that game up in the last few months.
Dude, a personal trainer can do wonders for the look on a girl. The babe is just on point. You gotta appreciate it.
And that angle two was [...]
I don’t have much to say about this. All I can express is that if K had not gotten the gold, it would have been a debacle. But guess what?
It’s lovely and I love it. Now it’s time for those recruits to come on in so the rest of the basketball world can come and [...]
That’s right, it is time for another post with theme music. Feel free to watch the video, but this isn’t all about the music.
This is about Lolo Jones. First of all, I just love the name.
She also runs the hurdles. So she’s unusually in shape and flexible. Sure, she had to gold wrapped up until [...]
…because Rihanna looks thick in these pictures.
Interesting because I always thought she was crazy skinny. Maybe it’s my new age, mtv distorted eyes.
I like it. But like that “didn’t get it” face she’s got going even better.
- Lake
