The Sox just embarrassed themselves by getting swept by the Angels.

I said it when they traded Manny.  If people thought they were going to get some bs “addition by subtraction” with that move they’re dreaming.  Manny Ramirez is the best player to EVER play in Boston.  I said it. Just look at his numbers, [...]

The fellas are in the Playoffs and that’s a good thing….

But unless they’re planning to pick up Manny on their way to Anaheim, I don’t see this thing going for too long.  Look, I said it last year in front of the trade, without Manny this is just another squad.  Jason Bay is a nice [...]

It was a long weekend full of plenty of sports for the man’s man.  First off, the Celtics finally took the baby bulls out behind the woodshed and handled bidness.

lol.  great pic.  Look, one thing I know, it’s the Ben Gordon is a monster.  To me, the series shouldn’t have been this close.  Incidentally, peep [...]

I’m not sure what in the hell is going on in Alex Rodriguez’ mind, but I KNOW this aint gonna help his “Roid assisted, gimpy hip, impacted post game get any better.

Homey, get your sh*t together.  There are women and children reading this blog.  Yikes.  The only cat I could find to say this was [...]

WTF is wrong with boy genius Theo and the the Boston Red Sox?

First they let one of the best hitters EVER get away for a bag of mangoes and Jason Bey, then they sit by while the Yanks sign up CC Sabathia AND AJ Burnett and now we get word that they were too soft [...]

To quote the great Ghostface Killah aka Tony Starks, “I seen it, like Zenith.” (c. Only Built 4 Cuban Lynx)  What Mr. Starks meant by that was, hey, we knew it was going to come to this and I saw what I said.  I mean, credit to the Rays for they have slayed the giant [...]

Now see, I told cats that trading Manny Ramirez was going to come back to bite everyone in the arse.  Now look at the squad, they look f*cking awful.  And yes I said it yesterday, but could someone please warm up the damn bus!

Meanwhile, Manny is still KILLING IT and inspiring the millions and millions [...]

Damn homey, I don’t know what to say.  I came home, turned on the game and all I saw was this:

I mean, hot dammit, that was a clean Goodwill Hunting inspired “howya like dem apples” arse kicking them Rays put on the hapless Sawks.  I looked to the skipper and he was just speechless.

And now [...]

Now I won’t lie, things looked a bit dicey for a second there.

But in the end, all the fellas in that clubhouse manned up and got it done.  It was good to see Dustin “3 feet high and rising” Pedroia finally get the damn thing done.  And by the way, I’ve seen that cat in [...]

This cat is:

And so are these cats.

Hey Yanks fans, Shaq, the Soxs and yes, your boy Lake Arlington would like you to:
TELL ME HOW MY ARSE TASTES!!! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaahhhhh, haaaaaaa

I know, I know, “just wait until next year when we get CC Sabathia.”  Believe me, I know.  LOL.

And yes, my man Manny hit a home [...]

That’s just an open question for any of you sports fans out there.  And yes, this shit is so wild to me that I had to go ahead and post TWICE on it.

And once you answer that question, tell me if you’d rather have him or ME, Lakey the Player, out in left field for [...]

WTF are these assholes in Boston doing?!

How in the hell can you trade the one indispensable piece in the entire organization for (drumroll) JASON BAY?!!!!

Are you fucking kidding me?  Who in the hell is Jason Bay?  I’ll have more on this later, but I do not get this at all.

Theo Epstein aint that smart, but [...]

A report came out today that Boston Red Sox owner John Henry was “offended” by Manny Ramirez’s comments about his contract situation for the coming season.

Offended? John Henry should be happy Manny even takes his calls. Manny is the commodity, not John Henry. Let’s see what Manny said:
I want no more [expletive] [...]

Hey man. I’ve pretty much left these Yankees alone this year. I mean, I know they’ve righted that ship a little bit. I mean, kinda, right? They are above .500 and while they’re literally 5.5 games out of first as I type, they seemed like they were making a little comeback. Don’t worry that they [...]

Damn, one night and just so much happened in this Boston sports market that it’s hard to keep up. WEEI is going to be off the chain with phone calls tomorrow, that’s for sure. Let’s start with those C’s, I can’t lie, they started out about as shady as Tyler Perry at the [...]

Yo, I’ve been out of pocket over the last couple of days. I know, it’s because I was tending to my ailing Auntie, right? Uhh, nah. The only thing that was being tended to were those plentiful bottles of Grecian Geese I was imbibing by the liter full.

And just so you know, [...]

Ok, that is the one and ONLY Wyclef reference you’ll ever get out of me. Yes, that was my ode to “Maria, Maria.” By the way, what exactly did Clef do in that song if ole boy was singing and Carlos Santana was playing the guitar… Somehow uttering “East Coast, West Coast” doesn’t [...]

Behind the bat of Mike Lowell and pitching of a resurgent Jon Lester the Sox wrapped up their sweep of the Colorado Rockies tonight with a score of 4-3.

(Mike Lowell’s a monster, for him everyday is Halloween)

(Just give me the light…)
Manny Delcarmen gave up a one run homer in the 7th inning, and Okajima gave [...]

“Allow me to reintroduce myself my name is Ja-COOOOOO-Bee”

How nice is Jacoby Ellsbury? How hot is it that he’s out there representing the Navajo Nation to boot? This cat is just he the absolute truth and he’s just a rookie. On a night where the Sox had to play musical chairs with [...]

Things went so well in Game 1 of the World Series that when I was listening to sports talk radio yesterday the hosts and a few callers were quibbling about the way the Sox won. I guess blowouts are somehow not satisfying enough. Sheyut, I love a Duke Basketball blowout. Anyway, some ole [...]

Hey, this game was over before it started. Josh Beckett came out and gave the Colorado Rockies the business.

With this cat going this well, I’m not sure anybody will beat him. And you just gotta love the look on his face. He’s a full on dick and he just doesn’t give a [...]

It’s 12:47 PM and I don’t have a ticket to the World Series Game 1 featuring the Colorado Rockies vs. the Boston Red Sox. Don’t worry though, your boy Lakey Magic is still working the angles, painting the corners and if I have to, I’ll reach back and go to my fastball, which of [...]

Who you haters be talkin to, I’m you’re f*ckin boss
Blue and Red Sox fitted haters get lost!

Look, it’s been a long year of twists and turns, but the Boston Red Sox finally got it done last night in Fenway. Of course, your boy Lake Arlington, the self-proclaimed sports guru and certified Sawks [...]

If the Red Sox’s strength is in their pitching, then why did Terry Francona leave the master of smoke and mirrors, Tim Wakefield, out on the mound after he gave up a home run and promptly put two batters on base with NO OUTS in the 5th?

(If you’re wondering, that’s me on the right last [...]

It’s not like everyone didn’t see this coming. Well, everyone except LeBron (by the way, what the hell was he thinking?) and a few myopic Yankees fans who have deluded themselves that “the Sox don’t want to see us in the playoffs”. True, the Sox didn’t want to see you, but that was [...]