UFC 100 is this weekend, and although Rampage Jackson isn’t fighting, he’s actually more entertaining outside of the ring. It takes a funny dude to start dry humping the woman interviewing him halfway through an interview. But it takes a hilarious dude to do it for a full minute while looking her dead in the face and asking her “Is it in?”
This weekend, I’ve got Dan Henderson, GSP, and Brock (naturally, I feel like Mir could get him though). Also, keep an eye open for Jon Jones to make the show off the undercard, dude is a badass.
I never understood how Tim Sylvia got the belt. Sure, the guy is 6′8″ and I assume that he has some athletic skills beyond that, but he looks like a complete goofball in the ring.
I mean look at that dude. Double knee braces, knock kneed, he’s a clown. Every time I start to question why a guy doesn’t fight in the UFC anymore, someone catches an ass whoopin. Those guys are garbage. Tim Sylvia must be hard up for the money because for some reason he thought it was a good idea to get in the ring with former heavyweight champ Ray Mercer. Not a good idea aapparently…
As Prince Naseem Named would say…Timbaaaaaaaah. Damn, he was out on his feet and went down slow. Career…over.
When I heard this news today I couldn’t believe it. Then, the more I thought about it, I could absolutely believe it. Kimbo Slice, of YouTube fame, of personally destroyed Elite XC fame, of got his ass knocked out by a glorified fluffer fame, has a shot to get into the UFC. This dude is nothing but a semi skilled bruiser that Dana White has publicly dissed on every possible occasion, yet he’s about to throw this guy into his “The Ultimate Fighter” house. Why is that? I’m thinking it is because Dana White is a complete dick.
I mean he is a grade-A, Spencer Pratt level dick. No holds barred, embarrass the hell out of you if you ever spite him, holds a grudge dick. It is actually part of what makes the guy great. He basically has a MMA monopoly and he doesn’t mind using it. Don’t believe me? Remember when the UFC bought PRIDE? Dana systematically broke down all of their legends. Dan Henderson? The man who held two belts got his ass whooped by Rampage Jackson and Anderson Silva. I’m thinking Dana secretly wants him to lose to Mike Bisping too. CroCop got folded over like a book. Heath Herring never wins a damn thing. Big Nog? Big Nah. It’s been crazy. Not to mention what he did to Tito Ortiz.
Tito got his ass kicked by all kinds of people. He just looked old. The dude only looks good when he whoops up on Ken Shamrocks ancient ass. So Kimbo gets his one shot to beat out 15 other guys tournament style and win his way into the UFC. I’m thinking Kimbo thinks he’s this guy.
That badass that ain’t scared of anyone. Meanwhile we all know he is this guy.
The UFC is really trying to stack the deck on this one too. Rashad loses the belt? WHO CARES? He’s still a coach, he’s still fighting Rampage. They know what the people want. They are also ringing up the heavyweights and pulling the semi famous cats. Ex NFLers. Kimbo. Ex WWE. The heavyweights might be slow, but let’s hope they hit hard. They aren’t having the eliminator round because they don’t want some legitimately trained fighter to take one of these guys out. That pretty much guarantees that Dana gets to give his classic, “do you want to be here” speech. He even got Bobby Lashley’s huge ass into the mix. Normally that wouldn’t seem that hype, and I can’t vouch for who this other guy is, but this is impressive.
He has to be on those roids though right? I just realized that the only reason I like Bobby Lashley is because he married fine ass Kristal Marshall.
This is just a great video of Floyd Mayweather v. Brian Kenny. Hey, I didn’t even know this dude’s name until Floyd started blowing him up. That mean mug Floyd laid on Kenny was crazy. I love it. Enjoy.
Maaaayne, this Floyd v. Manny Pac-Man is going to be a monster. UvT loves Floyd.
With the new Tyson movie out and Iron Mike making a cameo in The Hangover we gotta give the man some love.
They are making a remake of Punch Out! for the Wii, without Mike Tyson. Can’t he come back? Unlockable character? Punch Out isn’t Punch Out without Iron Mike. One of the greatest moments of my gaming career was learning all of Mike’s winks, twitches and patterns to beat him. I earned my way there too, but when you just want to go in against Mike, you had to enter that 007 373 5963. Old school code saving baby, pre internet. Had to get it in a magazine or handed down generation to generation in the back of the school bus on scraps of paper.
And I saw this on H8torade last week and couldn’t resist.
That’s just way too good.
For those of you who don’t know, or don’t understand why Mike Tyson was, is, and always will be the baddest man ever, even with his high voice and body built by Frappuchinos, peep this. Keep in mind the fact that the man who is about to get his arse whooped possessed a heavyweight championship belt prior to this asswhoopin. The champ.
It was a long weekend full of plenty of sports for the man’s man. First off, the Celtics finally took the baby bulls out behind the woodshed and handled bidness.
lol. great pic. Look, one thing I know, it’s the Ben Gordon is a monster. To me, the series shouldn’t have been this close. Incidentally, peep that ice on KG’s ear. Wow. That might be even more aggressive than that mean mug he’s rockin’.
Then you had that Kentucky Derby.
Hey, I’m no Kentucky type, I’m not really down for all that backwoods, “land o cotton” bullsh*t, but the Derby is a place I’ll get to one of these days. I don’t know much, but I do know that the 50 to 1 payday horse won. I know the house didn’t like that, because that’s the only horse all those ladies in them ridiculous hats would be betting on.
Then you had that Manny Pacquaio v. Ricky Hatton fight. Come on now. Do I even have to tell you or should be just let smokey do his standard duty for the great hype from the UK?
I mean, it was so ill, so decisive. Wow. I would put up a link, but they’ll just pull it down anyway. I mean, honestly, this “Irish” Ricky Hatton needs to just continue to fight these “tough and rumble” bruisers from the UK. He’s hard, but hard aint good enough son.
And be clear, Hatton was flat on his bizzack… Like call in the paramedics, order up the flowers and get mahalia on the horn. It was crazy. Anyway, all in all, it was a pretty good sports weekend. Sox are rolling. The Yankess pretty much suck…again….and my cousins from the UK are getting owned by hungrier, more athletic, better skilled boxers.
Oscar De La Hoya announced his retirement from boxing on Monday.
That’s funny, I thought he retired four months ago…
Yeah, that was the moment right there. It is so funny how boxers don’t know they are done until they catch that last ass whoopin. Even then, they might not know it until they catch a few ass whoopins.
Damn, Holy? Why are you mad? I wasn’t even talking about you. I could have been talking about someone else.
Damn, even Barack Obamo is hating on ol Roy…ha!
Look Oscar, you didn’t retire, you got retired. Okay? Oh, and don’t think that I don’t think you wouldn’t come back if Floyd called you out for another payday fight.
Now you can follow up on your modeling career.
Yeah…and I’ll continue to pull those pics out of the archives as long as I can.
