Say it ain’t so Roy.  Damn homey, you used to be the man homey.

What happened to you?
I know what happened.  You tried to fight for the light-heavyweight title just two months before your 40th birthday and caught an asswhoopin’.  You know how you know a fighter really just got whooped?  When he drops this quote [...]

Most people say “I hate to say I told you so”, but I looooooove to say I told you so.  So peep this out.  EliteXC just got choked the hell out.

That’s right.  The people who couldn’t serve Kimbo Slice cupcakes just got faded.  That is what happens when you bank your entire company on an [...]

Remember when this guy was the baddest man on the face of the planet…long about 6 days ago?
Remember when this goofball whooped his ass with a semi-phantom punch at 14 seconds?

Well apparently Seth Petruzelli dropped this quote a few days ago.
“The promoters kind of hinted to me and they gave me the money to stand [...]

CBS and EliteXC basically had one fighter, a youtube legend who would take any fight, against anyone, anywhere.  They also asked you to ignore the fact that since he went “pro” he’s been set up against over the hill fighters and has beens.  They were ready to line up another has been that would have [...]

Now look at him.

Mike Tyson coming out with a bitch bag at the irregulars errr discount suit spot? Say it aint so.

Getting rolled up on by substandard post-cougar mamis errrr mommies?

The look on the white cat’s face pretty much says it all, in fact, I think that’s my cousin Drake (sure his gear and [...]

I would love to offer some detailed UvT style analysis of the upcoming Roy Jones, Jr. versus Felix “Tito” Trinidad fight on Saturday, but I honestly barely care.  I loved to watch Roy Jones fights almost as much as I loved to watch Prince Naseem Hamed, but neither has been entertaining since 2000.  But instead [...]

That was a great fight last night.

Me and my man Smokey have a quick message for Irish Ricky:

-Brock

Pretty Boy Floyd Mayweather takes on Ricky Hatton tomorrow night in Las Vegas.  This is the oldest story in boxing, the plot to Rocky I, Rocky II, Uhhhh, Rocky III, and Rocky VI.  the flashy trash talking brother against the hardscrabble working class white cat.  I’m uniquely qualified to cover this subject as The Great [...]

I’ve been a fight fan for years. Sugar Ray, Haggler, Tommy Hearns, Tyson, Prince Naseem, Sweet P, Ward-Gatti I, II, and III. I watched HBO fights religiously. Fights didn’t sound right without Jim Lampley on the call. Lamps gives you exactly what you need. I don’t know what the hell Harold Lederman does, but they [...]

You know Mike Tyson is one of my personal favorite dudes.  He was a killer in his prime and I still think Tyson – Holyfield right before Tyson went to jail would have been one of the greatest fights of all time.  In honor of him being one the verge of going back to jail, [...]

Awww, first we had Oscar rocking the fishnets, now this:

(Yeah, I think Floyd will hit this)
Why oh why is Floyd Mayweather “competing” on Dancing with the Stars? Isn’t he supposed to be training for his fight with Ricky Hatton? Normally I’d call on a celestial power to take track of Floyd’s mind and [...]

Man, don’t tell me the Golden Boy done gone to Goldie Locks. What’s wrong with the world today if Oscar De La Hoya is suddenly dressing up like a woman!!??

Hey, we’re not totally sure these are real pics of Oscar De La Hoya, but dammit, they look real. No matter what, it’s all [...]

What do you get when you add One Part no Homo with One Part studio Thug? Another $59.99 down the drain. Seriously, is anybody going to watch this fight?