Enough With These Chicks Trying to Be Milfs
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, June 6th, 2008

Short and sweet on this one (or not), but I’m tired of these chicks out here trying to act like they’re something other than what they are. Take Bridget Moynahan for instance.

Baby girl gets knocked up with Tom Brady’s baby, which is good enough for a middle tier, would be no name babe like [...]


Karma’s a bitch: Giants are champs, Pats are not
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, February 4th, 2008

I don’t know, maybe illegally videotaping your opponent, rocking that ridiculous hoodie all the time, stealing people’s wives and putting them in pimp houses in Brooklyn, never being honest on your injury reports, mumbling with a stoned grill through all your press conferences and running up the score on your opponents this year thereby giving [...]


Perfect? Pats cap off controversial regular season
Posted by Lake Arlington | Sunday, December 30th, 2007

I hate to say I told yall so, but of course, Lake was right again as the Pats made short work of the New York Giants. Eli put up a nice fight early, but he suddenly remembered that he was who we thought he was in that second half.

Anyway, this post has nothing to [...]


Foregone conclusion: Pats will get to 16-0
Posted by Lake Arlington | Saturday, December 29th, 2007

This is barely worth posting on, but I’ve been gone for a minute so I figured I’d just check in. Today I’m in Boston and all you see is Pats gear everywhere. Normally that wouldn’t mean much but in a place where the Red Sox outshine EVERYTHING it’s pretty significant to see all [...]


Tom Brady scores again: It’s a boy!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, August 23rd, 2007

Congrats to Tom Brady and Bridget Moynahan on the birth of their new baby.

(now watch that hand there Bridget, after all, that’s how yall got the first one!)
Bridget is said to be doing fine which is somewhat astonishing, after all, she did look like this just a few days ago.

Dude, seriously, we didn’t know what [...]


Cat fight: Tiki Barber v. Eli Manning and the impact of their ladies
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007

And you wonder why the Giants have underachieved in the past years.

They’ve got no stones!!! Former New York Giants teammates Tiki Barber and Eli Manning exchanged “barbs” over the past few days over comments Tiki Barber, a current NBC football analyst, made which criticized Eli’s leadership and assertiveness. He further described Eli’s [...]


Baby mama drama: Tom Brady headed that way?
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, August 10th, 2007

Young Tom Brady, don’t think we forgot about ya. You know your day is coming. Indeed, your ex-lady, Bridget Moynahan is finally back in public juuuust in time to give you a little negative press before the season opener.  What a coincidence.

Daaayum Tom, you really put it on her. Looks like she’s [...]