The Dream Cheated on Christina Milian? Come On Bruh! Oh Hail Naw! WTF?!?!?!?!?
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, July 14th, 2010

This fool The Dream was already firmly on the list of “Them” but now he has gone too damn far.

And not just because he thought it was cool to wear one glove.  You know he married Us Versus Them favorite and purveyor of the infamous triple tuck, Christina Milian.  They even had a baby, that’s [...]

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Heidi Montag Will Never Lose Another Staring Contest
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, April 28th, 2010

I usually don’t watch The Hills, but with Heidi Montag dropping a whole new body on em, I had to check it out.  Especially once I saw the promo and found out this was her new and improved “crying” face.

Yikes.  Apparently they were unable to restore all movement.  The other emotional expressions this exact same [...]

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Sexting, Sexting…1-2-3
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, March 19th, 2010

Aw man, Tiger can’t catch a break.  He laid low for over three months.  Kept his ass in tail rehab for the entire time, dropped a quick pres conference and thought he was going to come back to the Masters nice and clean.  Not so fast.  One of his chicks was hanging back and waiting [...]

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Blackgojevich WHAT?!
Posted by Triple B | Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

Now we all know that Blago is crazy. From the Donald Trump hair impersonation.

To the wild selling the Senate seats out of the back of his trunk Hustle Man moves and the man who gave you this.Now he’s done up and done it. Peep this yall.
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2010/01/11/ex-governor-blagojevich-im-blacker-than-barack-obama/
Really?! Did this man really go to a shoe-shining [...]


Daayum: Corie “Roll me a” Blount Gets 1 Year for Lettuce
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, May 14th, 2009

This isn’t really news to me, but a fool named Blunt getting popped for the hippie lettuce does have me over here giggling.

Damn homey, back in the NBA your were the MAAAAAN Homey, seriously, WTF happened to you?

Look, if you’re name is Blount, you can’t roll around with 11 pounds of weed in your trunk.  [...]

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A Rod Brings New Meaning to “Yankees Suck”?
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, March 18th, 2009

I’m not sure what in the hell is going on in Alex Rodriguez’ mind, but I KNOW this aint gonna help his “Roid assisted, gimpy hip, impacted post game get any better.

Homey, get your sh*t together.  There are women and children reading this blog.  Yikes.  The only cat I could find to say this was [...]

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When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong: Charles Barkley
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, January 5th, 2009

Come on maaaaayne.  Are you serious?  Now I know that this is old news, but I just had to go ahead and mention my disappointment concerning the antics of my main mayne Sir Charles.

Haaaa.  Jeez Louise, I guess it’s pretty hot in Arizona.  I cannot believe this story.  I mean, look man, I know you [...]

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Stupid Yatch of the Year Award
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, October 27th, 2008

And no we didn’t miss this chick faking an attack by “a black guy” at an ATM machine who then hit her with “B” brand while running some pro Barack smack.

Right, because Obama supporters are violently running through the streets kicking ass en route to victory. And  what are the chances this chick went into [...]

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I’m Bringing Sexy Back: Alert To Big Girls!
Posted by UvTBlog | Monday, October 13th, 2008

You see the title; you know who the author is okay?  I’m fed up hot dammit.  Who in the world started telling fat biches they were sexy?
Now don’t get me wrong, when I say fat, I’m not talking about voluptuous or even a bit rotund.  Truth is, I like a little thickness in a woman:

Can you say [...]

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Busted: Photoshop is Performance Enhancing
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, July 31st, 2008

We’ve had some photoshopping casualties out here. Most notably Usher’s horrible wife Tameka. But I aint ever seen anybody get exposed like this. Dammit.

I guess this babe is some star on Big Brother UK or something. Anyway, she’s got that thunder up top, but it comes at a price. Pretty bold [...]


BUSTED: Joakim Noah Smokes The Dope
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, May 28th, 2008

This really isn’t news so I’ll give it a few seconds of actual story time until I move on to more worthy pursuits.  But Joakim Noah, the back-to-back NCAA Basketball National Champion and Chicago Bull Forward, just got busted for possession the hippie lettuce and unauthorized public liquor sippin the ‘nother day in Florida.

I know, I know, [...]


Bad combination: Lil Wayne + the DEA
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008

Damn, it’s not like this is shocking or something but Weezy F. Baby got busted by the fuzz at the US-Mexican Boarder in Arizona!!!

Homey has that tough Stephen A. Smith inspired profile too.
Come on meng. You can’t have a rolling drug emporium errr tour bus rolling back into the US from Mexico packed with [...]


Hey Roger, we know you did it, just admit it
Posted by Lake Arlington | Sunday, December 23rd, 2007

Ole Rog released a “personal” youtube denial today. It’s so “from the heart,” folksy and completely unscripted, peep it:

Don’t you love the edit job they did? And that wasn’t scripted or anything, sheyut, who am I kidding. The only thing missing from that joint was a teleprompter and an unemployed writer’s union [...]


BUSTED: Denise the Shady Lunch Lady
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, December 18th, 2007

After watching a few episodes of Survivor China, I knew there was something about Denise that just wasn’t right.

It all started when she was all too happy to snake James, her supposed ally and friend, when they voted him off with the two immunity idols. Not only was that dirty, but it was stupid [...]


They Busted the Rocket Maaaaaaaaaan!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, December 13th, 2007

And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I’m not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no, I’m a rocket man (ROCKET MAAAAAAAYNE)
Burning out his fuse up here alone
What a fitting song. “Oh, no, no, no – I’m da Rocket maa-aan.” [...]

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Marion, we know you did it, just admit it
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, October 5th, 2007

Awww, I didn’t know until you told me!!!

Word on the street is that Marion Jones has admitted to using steroids, specifically a drug called THG or “the clear,” and plans to plead guilty to two counts of lying to federal agents on Friday. Goooooooo Tar Hells!!!

Hey, I know this is the gotcha moment, but [...]

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