Damn Homey: Adrianna Lima’s Man Cheated On Her
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, March 16th, 2009

If you believe the Fuzz in Philly Marco Jaric, the hubby of Adrianna Lima who plays guard for the Memphis Grizzlies, committed a sexual assault on a Philadelphia woman.

Now when I heard the story, quite naturally I thought to myself, what kind of fool would cheat on this:

And uhhhh, this:

And then I read it.  It [...]

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Shocker: Jamaican Track Stars Are Beginning to Get Busted For Drugs
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

Wait, you can’t smash world records while jogging the last 15 meters in a 100 meter race, as you run sideways and order up some delicious ox tails?

Come on now.  I’m not saying all the Jamaicans were on performance enhancers, but didn’t it seem a bit odd to see so many of those cats getting [...]


Standing Tall: Much Respect to Silda Wall Spitzer
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, March 12th, 2008

Now that Elliot is done, it’s interesting to look at some of the satellite issues surrounding this scandal. One I’d like to raise is how strong Silda Spitzer has been throughout this. Supposedly Mrs. Spitzer got word of this debacle on Friday. That means that she had the weekend to slap Elliot [...]


Andy Pettitte is a stankin’ cheater
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, February 21st, 2008

Hey, what’s up with these idiots in the NY media acting like Andy Pettitte was courageous for admitting to his HGH use?

First off, in the past he always lied about his illegal HGH use. Then he lied about how many times he used it. The only reason why he copped to what he [...]


Mac says Clemens’ wife was on the juice too!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, February 11th, 2008

Now see, Roger Clemens probably should have slowed his roll when he tricked Brian MacNamee with that tape recording, only to play it at a press conference. You might not want to fuck with a cat like that when he’s got dirt on you AND your wife, Debbie Clemens, who MacNamee claims he shot [...]


More smoke and mirrors from Roger Clemens
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

You have to hand it to ole Rog. He has learned from the Bonds and McGwire criticisms that they didn’t confront their accusers on these steroids allegations.

The gotcha, gotcha though is that people still don’t believe Roger so it really doesn’t matter. See, that’s something that Bonds knew from jump. Why try [...]


We need a congressional hearing on butt implants
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, January 28th, 2008

Forget steroids, what we really need to find out is are these asses really what they proclaim to be. Like many of us, I’ve heard the stories about the butt pads the haters say Kim K rocks. But now this controversy is really heating up. I can’t lie, you really have to [...]


Clemens: He injected me, just not with ‘Roids
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, January 4th, 2008

According to ESPN.com Roger Clemens hit “60 Minutes” with that same line Eddie Murphy the Prince hit Eddie Murphy the Barber with in Coming to America.

Barber: Well Goddamn boy, what kinda chemical you got in there?
Prince Akeem: I have used no chemicals, only juices and berries
Barber: Sheeyut, that aint nothing but a [...]


Belichick is AP Coach of the Year
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

Bill Belicheat was named the 2007 Associated Press Coach of the Year today.

Congrats from UvT. We were definitely pulling for you. Let me get this straight. This is a cheater.

This is not:

I love the highly ethical, consistent and completely unbiased media members. I guess it pays to have some homies to [...]


Shaunie ‘$30 Mil’ O’Neal to the World: “Big Stacks, my pockets on Creatine”
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, November 23rd, 2007

The soon to be Mrs. O’Neal has plenty to be thankful for this year.

Shaunie O’Neal’s purported assets were revealed as a result of a court filing on Wednesday. And what did little mama claim she had? After merely five years of marriage and seemingly 5-18 kids she says she’s got:

$450,000 in cash and [...]


Trapped in the closet: Another gay Republican is exposed
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, November 1st, 2007

Oh look, two weeks have passed so I guess it’s time for yet another Gay, Anti-Gay hypocrite Republican story. Let’s see who we got this time. Meet State Senator Rep. Richard “Dick” Curtis (R) from Washington State (and no I’m not making up that nickname. Not only is he a phony gay [...]


Dirty Byrd?
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, October 22nd, 2007

Drop down and get yo’ eagle on…. Wow, I can’t believe some slug who looks more like my insurance salesman than a major league ball player just got exposed for HGH use.

“Just everyone relax, I did nothing wrong, I’m a Christian”…
Paul Byrd, the witch who pitched the Cleveland Indians to a Game 4 victory in [...]


‘Roid Landis gets jacked for his Tour win
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, September 20th, 2007

Cyclist Floyd Landis just was just stripped of his Tour De France victory because they found abnormally high amounts of testosterone in his blood stream. What?

I thought cheating was a prerequisite in cycling. While we’re at it, why does anyone care anyway, IT’S CYCLING. I haven’t cared about a damn bike race [...]


Belicheat fights back!!!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, September 17th, 2007

After a week of face slappities and Belichick ego smackities the New England Patriots coach silenced some of his critics on Sunday with a convincing win over the AFC rival San Diego Chargers. As far as we know, Bill didn’t cheat for this win, but then again, you never can tell…

(Look at Bill in his [...]


Predictable: Notre Dame catches yet another ass whoopin’
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, September 17th, 2007

Notre Dame 0, Michigan 38 — and it wasn’t that close.

Not since Deebo addressed the beach cruiser issue with Red in Friday have we seen such a pure and unadulterated ass whoopin like the one that was administered on Saturday in the Big House.

And just like in that incident, everybody saw it coming EXCEPT the [...]


Bill Belichick: Sex, Lies and Videotape
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, September 13th, 2007

No need to spend much time on this, but it kind of bares mentioning that the New England Patriots Head Coach Bill Belichick is not at all a good dude.

(Head Cheater)
The latest example of this was revealed to us this week when we learned that the Patriots were using a video camera to steal the [...]