More Milli
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, July 28th, 2010

I had to run a few more of these Milian shots.  They really do keep coming.  I’d call them bottomless, but…that is simply not true.

Simply not true at all.  The cameraman did a fantastic job framing this shot.  One more, post workout:

Somehow I don’t think this is going to help the “burger” debate going on [...]

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Christina Milian: Lawd Help Me
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, July 26th, 2010

This weekend I was working on the Ten  Ass Commandments, and I’ve finished laying down these hot lyrics.  But then something started firing in on the hotline and we had some breaking news that is pushing everything else to the back burner.  What was the breaking news?  Apparently Christina Milian is recovering from her breakup [...]

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The People of UvT: Their Version of Perfection
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, March 24th, 2010

Last week I posted a picture of Rosa Acosta and declared her the baddest chick out.  Us Versus Them nation agreed but wanted to make sure their voices were heard.  So they dropped their ideal ladies (and men) in the comments section.  Here is what the Us Versus Them loyalists had to say…
G the intern:
Christina [...]

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This Might Be the Last Time Christina Milian is Fine…Ever
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, October 28th, 2009

Christina Milian is married and knocked up.  I’ve been in denial since it went down.  I ran “dip it low” on repeat for a few days, I watched “Bring It On: Seriously, they are still making Bring it On movies” on bootleg, and I reminisced about the good ol times and the perfect dimensions of [...]

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VIBE Magazine Goes Out With A Bang: My Girl Milian
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, July 9th, 2009

Vibe magazine might have tapped out, but at least they go out with style.  Damn Christina Milian was on the cover of King the month before they went out, and now she is on the final cover of Vibe.

I don’t even know if this joint is ever going to hit the press.  I’ll tell you [...]

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Milian Finally Upsets the UvT Gods
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009

Now I am not a UvT God… So y’all holy rollers don’t blame me.  Blame HIM.  But He is not happy with what he’s seen out of Christina Milian.  There was a time when she could do no wrong.

***Uh, just as an aside.  I was talking to UvT loyalist Rosy F earlier today.  She was [...]

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When it rains it pours: Christina Milian
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, February 11th, 2009

I guess UvT was way in front of this one because the genius magazine King or as Brock calls it “Kang” decided for their 50th Edition to break out Milian for the cover.

And my reaction when I saw more gear on Milian was still this:

Well, without the make up and half gay face.  It’s nothing [...]

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She’s Back: Christina Milian is Right
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, February 9th, 2009

It may seem redundant to yall, but UvT can’t get enough of Christina Milian.

I know, I know, it’s just the dress….not really.  From way downtown…

BANG.  Dude, just start at the heel and go up.  Those wild calves done put KFC out of business before you even get to the thighs.

Then that wild tail.. I mean, [...]


The Ladies of Summer
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008

I’m not feeling very creative, funny or inspired, so I figured I’d hook up a post for the fellas and by fellas I mean for MYSELF. Anyway, our first lady of summer is Jessica Simpson. You how people say someone walks like they’re “butt driven” or “hips driven”? Well, until now I’ve [...]


Milian In a Bikini Still Makes Me Smile
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

With all this talk of silicone tittays and gelatin asses, it’s good to bring this thing back to one of nature’s best, Christina Milian….She looks so fine don’t you agree?

I know, I know, that’s not really what drew me to this particular set of pictures. Can we bring that thunder in b minor?

Yall musta [...]


Standing Tall: Much Respect to Silda Wall Spitzer
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, March 12th, 2008

Now that Elliot is done, it’s interesting to look at some of the satellite issues surrounding this scandal. One I’d like to raise is how strong Silda Spitzer has been throughout this. Supposedly Mrs. Spitzer got word of this debacle on Friday. That means that she had the weekend to slap Elliot [...]

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And I don’t need airbrush for this piiiic: Milian
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008

And yes to my BK crew, I did drop yet another Jay Z, “No Hook” reference. You happy now? I love Brooklyn and Jay Z… ha For all those haters out there that just thought Christina Milian’s genius was limited to a cute smile and some hot photoshop skills, think again.

The heels [...]


What the celebs rock for Halloween
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, October 31st, 2007

UvT all star Christina Milian gets a B- for this little number.

I see she went ahead and stole Kanye’s lady’s regular footwear for this number.
Vida Guerra looks good in any outfit and ode to the forrest fires gone wild LAFD number is very much appreciated.

Hmmm, finally an angle on Vida that I’m not completely sure [...]


Appreciation for Christina Milian Day
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, September 24th, 2007

Oh yes, we just had to do it again. Christina Milian is the kind of babe you just never get tired of.

For some reason, it’s like she’s always looked exactly as you’d want her to look. Always that perfect age (half your age plus 7, thanks to the Hon. Elijah Muhammad for that [...]


Guess who’s back?
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, May 9th, 2007

FOR MORE CHRISTINA MILIAN CLICK HERE 
First, I’ve been real real busy working on my other job, yes, I’m the Rib King, so I had to make sure I wasn’t doing anything to jeapordize my palatial 40 acre estate or my luxury sleds.. And you know Lakey Lake had to get in the gym to maintain [...]