One of the truly classic comedians that left this earth too soon. If you aren’t familiar with Robin Harris, please listen to this joint. Dude is almost as funny as me (ahnt).
The man that’s sittin’ next to the man, that’s sittin’ next to that man, that’s sittin’ next to the GOT DAMN man.
One of my all time favorite movies. There are just too many quotables from this movie, but this is a CLASSIC scene… Peep it:
“Larry Flint-tah, Hugh Hef-Nah, they can take the pic-chah, but they caint make it-tah, on gawd above-vah, THE HUGH HEFNER ON HIGH!!!!!!”
Yooooooooooo Best line of the 90’s bar none is “The Hugh [...]
It’s been a while since I posted a Classic Material. But I’ve been on a bit of a movie bender of late, so here we go. First my favorite line from the movie:
And then a general montage of hilarity, shat-talkery and ass tappities, all things I respect very much. Enjoy:
Almost too good. Val Kilmer never [...]
Nothing in this world is better than seeing a cat really get screamed on. I happen to love it and I really do love doing it as well. Anyway, this Samuel Kinison was a master at it. Back to School was great in general, but this is my favorite part:
“While p*ssies like you!!”
Damn Sam..
- Lake
Hey, not sure what these cats are doing today, but back in the day this was real cutting edge sh*t. Funny how music comes full circle because this joint sounds a lot likt some of that silly skinny jeans music they’ve got coming out of Chi and Cali.. I never liked conscious rap, but dope [...]
Sometimes I think people forget there were funny jokes before “I’m Rick James, bitch”. This is great.
-Brock
One of the truly classic movies. If you haven’t seen this, just stop talking to me, period. Here’s the beginning when they shot that cat for his loose lip:
“I feel sorry for your mother”… Wrong move.
And what about when Chauncy was hitting up A Wax for some food:
“Yo Wax, hook me up with some links [...]
This is truly classic. This joint predates me, but somehow I saw and memorized it back in my youth. Now I can’t tell if this is the best or worst sh*t ever, but it is funny, especially when June Cleaver (yes Beaver’s moms) come in and says “Chump don’t want the help, chump don’t get [...]
This is one of the great movies out. Joe Clark was a true ass kicker. Some of the best lines I’ve ever heard:
1. Scene One — Joe Tells the Parents Their Kids Aint Sh*t
“And the lord didn’t say ‘Joe be polite’”
“And that’s why I threw those bastards out and that’s all I’m gonna say”
2. Scene [...]
F*ck is my personal favorite curse word. But only Millie Jackson made it sound so beautiful.
The remixed version complete with scratching on the first Black Sheep album was also hot.
Black Sheep — Fuck You
-Brock
This is TRULY a classic. Robert Townsend is the forerunner to Dave Chappelle, Lake Arlington, The Wayans and all the other hot sketch comedy writers. Yall gotta peep this. Perfectly executed.
That John Witherspoon has been around a minute too. Ha.
- Lake
Now, before yall say it, I do recognize that this movie is largely terrible. I mean, sure, it’s entertaining in spots, but it’s pretty off key generally speaking. There was that one decent part, which has been sampled on a bunch of rap albums, where dude keeps on saying “I don’t give a f*ck.” [...]
Look, this is probably the most quinticental combination of the best and worst song ever penned and laid down on wax. Sure, it’s a ‘how to guide’ in hip hop misogyny, I’ll give you that. But I must say, right or wrong, this song informed my dating philosophy for the better part of a decade [...]
If you haven’t seen this movie, stop everything you are doing and go rent this joint. Better yet, go buy it. I’m not sure how I forgot about this movie and quite frankly, this isn’t the only hot scene in it. But I was reminded of it by that little Dame Dash, so I figured [...]
No, this is not another Jon Scheyer post,
this is a quick hit on a classic video game. Yes, before there was Laker’s vs. Celtics, before there was NBA Jamz, before there was Street Ball, cats had to get right with some Double Dribble. Peep it for old time sake:
Those screen cut aways were state of [...]
This is somewhat low, but since it was satire, irony, comedy…uhhhh, double think, I don’t know, some cinematic device that allows this shit to be ok, I’ll let it go. Anyway, it’s classic, so watch it.
Radio Raheem: D mothafucka, D, learn to speak english first alright, D…..
Lady: How many you say
Radio: 20 mothafucka 20.
Dude: MothaFuck [...]
I know what you’re thinking, “Ohhh yeah” followed by “what ever happened to Mystikal?” I have no idea. I do know that this was the hottest sh*t I had heard to date and that it reeaaaaally got things going with those ladies back in the day. Wow.. What a song, what a video.
Jeez. Look at [...]
I had an interview today for a position in gobment. Yes, I’ve been inspired by Barack the great one. Anyway, as I was waiting in the holding pen, you’d think I’d be talking about my extensive record of service, my solid edumacation or even these 26 inch pythons, but no…because I’m an asshole and the [...]
This video is highly aggressive, especially given all that’s going on in the world right now, but it’s just so crazy that I had to go back to it. Sacha Baron Cohen is hilarious.
I know what you’re thinking. “Lake, how could you do that?” Don’t worry, my uncle converted to Judaism some time ago, before [...]
Quick shout to one of the smoothest cats ever to lace up a pair of Gators.
See that? Cats out here need to learn how to work a wide collar, the eyebrows, and a bushy ‘fro.
Look, I already know what you’re going to say…
“…but Slick, what about the Wrath of Khan… ne-ne-ne-ne…” And I gotta respond [...]
I never actually saw this movie in it’s entirety. My boy Spent, holding it down near Buffalo (sorry about that UConn sponsored arse tappities on that bowl game player) put me onto it and it’s a dozy.
“PUT. THAT. COFFEE. DOWN. Coffee is for closers, you think I’m f*cking with you?”
“The good news is, you’re fired”
“F*ck [...]
That’s right, were getting you the same thing we get you every year.
Enjoy it.
-Brock and Lake
I’m asking cats to caption this perfectly hilarious pic of Rev. Al Sharpton and Barack Obama. Mine is directly below:
“Yeah I think I feel you, but right now it’s imperative that I get on these greens”
Hilarious. I mean, look at Reb Al’s face. He’s got that “I know I shoulda endorsed you from jump” look [...]
Look. You are either going to love it or hate it. I’ll be honest, but you need to let it grow on you. You know how bad Karaoke is good? This is like that, but better. If you ever feel like it isn’t right, just go back to the picture above with the Jheri Curl [...]
Yo, I’m not sure how many cats are down with the Jerky Boyz, but these cats are f*cking hilarious to me. I remember back in the day when their tapes were just floating around on some ole bootleg sh*t. I don’t think they were legit back then. Anyway, for those who don’t know, these cats [...]
