Classic Material: “Piccolo Player’s a Muf*cka!”
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, November 30th, 2009

One of the truly classic comedians that left this earth too soon.  If you aren’t familiar with Robin Harris, please listen to this joint.  Dude is almost as funny as me (ahnt).

The man that’s sittin’ next to the man, that’s sittin’ next to that man, that’s sittin’ next to the GOT DAMN man.

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Classic Material: Reverend Brown, Coming to America
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, November 11th, 2009

One of my all time favorite movies.  There are just too many quotables from this movie, but this is a CLASSIC scene…  Peep it:

“Larry Flint-tah, Hugh Hef-Nah, they can take the pic-chah, but they caint make it-tah, on gawd above-vah, THE HUGH HEFNER ON HIGH!!!!!!”
Yooooooooooo  Best line of the 90’s bar none is “The Hugh [...]

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Classic Material: Doc Holiday from Tombstone
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, October 27th, 2009

It’s been a while since I posted a Classic Material.  But I’ve been on a bit of a movie bender of late, so here we go.  First my favorite line from the movie:

And then a general montage of hilarity, shat-talkery and ass tappities, all things I respect very much.  Enjoy:

Almost too good.  Val Kilmer never [...]

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Classic Material: Sam Kinison in Back to School
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, September 24th, 2009

Nothing in this world is better than seeing a cat really get screamed on.  I happen to love it and I really do love doing it as well.  Anyway, this Samuel Kinison was a master at it.  Back to School was great in general, but this is my favorite part:

“While p*ssies like you!!”
Damn Sam..
- Lake


Classic Material: The Pharcyde, Passin’ Me By
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, August 24th, 2009

Hey, not sure what these cats are doing today, but back in the day this was real cutting edge sh*t.  Funny how music comes full circle because this joint sounds a lot likt some of that silly skinny jeans music they’ve got coming out of Chi and Cali..  I never liked conscious rap, but dope [...]

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Classic Material: Chris Rock Tossing Salad
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, August 10th, 2009

Sometimes I think people forget there were funny jokes before “I’m Rick James, bitch”.  This is great.

-Brock

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Classic Material: Menace II Society
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, July 24th, 2009

One of the truly classic movies.   If you haven’t seen this, just stop talking to me, period.  Here’s the beginning when they shot that cat for his loose lip:
“I feel sorry for your mother”…  Wrong move.

And what about when Chauncy was hitting up A Wax for some food:
“Yo Wax, hook me up with some links [...]

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Classic Material: Airplane “I speak jive”
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, July 14th, 2009

This is truly classic.  This joint predates me, but somehow I saw and memorized it back in my youth.  Now I can’t tell if this is the best or worst sh*t ever, but it is funny, especially when June Cleaver (yes Beaver’s moms) come in and says “Chump don’t want the help, chump don’t get [...]

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Classic Material: Lean On Me
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

This is one of the great movies out.  Joe Clark was a true ass kicker.  Some of the best lines I’ve ever heard:
1.  Scene One — Joe Tells the Parents Their Kids Aint Sh*t

“And the lord didn’t say ‘Joe be polite’”
“And that’s why I threw those bastards out and that’s all I’m gonna say”
2. Scene [...]

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Classic Material: F*ck You
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, June 16th, 2009

F*ck is my personal favorite curse word.  But only Millie Jackson made it sound so beautiful.

The remixed version complete with scratching on the first Black Sheep album was also hot.
Black Sheep — Fuck You

-Brock

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Classic Material: Farter’s Anonymous
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, May 20th, 2009

This is TRULY a classic.  Robert Townsend is the forerunner to Dave Chappelle, Lake Arlington, The Wayans and all the other hot sketch comedy writers.  Yall gotta peep this.  Perfectly executed.

That John Witherspoon has been around a minute too.  Ha.
- Lake

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Classic Material: Devil Gets Loose in Tales From the Hood
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, April 30th, 2009

Now, before yall say it, I do recognize that this movie is largely terrible.  I mean, sure, it’s entertaining in spots, but it’s pretty off key generally speaking.  There was that one decent part, which has been sampled on a bunch of rap albums, where dude keeps on saying “I don’t give a f*ck.” [...]

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Classic Material: Aint No Fun – Snoop Dogg
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, April 20th, 2009

Look, this is probably the most quinticental combination of the best and worst song ever penned and laid down on wax.  Sure, it’s a ‘how to guide’ in hip hop misogyny, I’ll give you that.  But I must say, right or wrong, this song informed my dating philosophy for the better part of a decade [...]


Classic Material: The Untouchables – Al Capone “Team” Speech
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

If you haven’t seen this movie, stop everything you are doing and go rent this joint.  Better yet, go buy it.  I’m not sure how I forgot about this movie and quite frankly, this isn’t the only hot scene in it.  But I was reminded of it by that little Dame Dash, so I figured [...]

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Classic Material: Double Dribble
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, April 2nd, 2009

No, this is not another Jon Scheyer post,

this is a quick hit on a classic video game.  Yes, before there was Laker’s vs. Celtics, before there was NBA Jamz, before there was Street Ball, cats had to get right with some Double Dribble.  Peep it for old time sake:

Those screen cut aways were state of [...]


Classic Material: 20 D Energizers!!!!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, March 6th, 2009

This is somewhat low, but since it was satire, irony, comedy…uhhhh, double think, I don’t know, some cinematic device that allows this shit to be ok, I’ll let it go.  Anyway, it’s classic, so watch it.

Radio Raheem:  D mothafucka, D, learn to speak english first alright, D…..
Lady:  How many you say
Radio:  20 mothafucka 20.
Dude:  MothaFuck [...]

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Classic Material: Shake Your Arse – Mystikal
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, February 26th, 2009

I know what you’re thinking, “Ohhh yeah” followed by “what ever happened to Mystikal?”  I have no idea.  I do know that this was the hottest sh*t I had heard to date and that it reeaaaaally got things going with those ladies back in the day.  Wow.. What a song, what a video.

Jeez.  Look at [...]


Classic Material: Kneel Before Zod
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009

I had an interview today for a position in gobment.  Yes, I’ve been inspired by Barack the great one.  Anyway, as I was waiting in the holding pen, you’d think I’d be talking about my extensive record of service, my solid edumacation or even these 26 inch pythons, but no…because I’m an asshole and the [...]

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Classic Material: Borat vs. Jews vs. Hicks
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, January 28th, 2009

This video is highly aggressive, especially given all that’s going on in the world right now, but it’s just so crazy that I had to go back to it.  Sacha Baron Cohen is hilarious.

I know what you’re thinking.  “Lake, how could you do that?”   Don’t worry, my uncle converted to Judaism some time ago, before [...]

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Classic Smooth: Ricardo Montalban
Posted by Slick Jefferson | Friday, January 16th, 2009

Quick shout to one of the smoothest cats ever to lace up a pair of Gators.

See that? Cats out here need to learn how to work a wide collar, the eyebrows, and a bushy ‘fro.
Look, I already know what you’re going to say…

“…but Slick, what about the Wrath of Khan… ne-ne-ne-ne…” And I gotta respond [...]

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Classic Material: Coffee is for Closers
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, January 14th, 2009

I never actually saw this movie in it’s entirety.  My boy Spent, holding it down near Buffalo (sorry about that UConn sponsored arse tappities on that bowl game player) put me onto it and it’s a dozy.

“PUT. THAT. COFFEE. DOWN.  Coffee is for closers, you think I’m f*cking with you?”
“The good news is, you’re fired”
“F*ck [...]

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A Christmas Gift from Us Versus Them
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, December 25th, 2008

That’s right, were getting you the same thing we get you every year.

Enjoy it.
-Brock and Lake

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Classic Material: Barack Obama
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, December 22nd, 2008

I’m asking cats to caption this perfectly hilarious pic of Rev. Al Sharpton and Barack Obama.  Mine is directly below:

“Yeah I think I feel you, but right now it’s imperative that I get on these greens”
Hilarious.  I mean, look at Reb Al’s face.  He’s got that “I know I shoulda endorsed you from jump” look [...]

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Zo! and Tiggalo: Love the 80’s – You Need This
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, December 19th, 2008

Look.  You are either going to love it or hate it.  I’ll be honest, but you need to let it grow on you.  You know how bad Karaoke is good?  This is like that, but better.  If you ever feel like it isn’t right, just go back to the picture above with the Jheri Curl [...]

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Classic Material: Jerky Boyz, Terrorist Pizza
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, December 8th, 2008

Yo, I’m not sure how many cats are down with the Jerky Boyz, but these cats are f*cking hilarious to me.  I remember back in the day when their tapes were just floating around on some ole bootleg sh*t.  I don’t think they were legit back then.  Anyway, for those who don’t know, these cats [...]

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