What’s wrong with this picture?
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, September 24th, 2009

…and before you answer the question, please note that a basketball team is designed to win basketball games.

Hey, not to blatantly play the race card (well, I didn’t, our recruiting has) but basketball is a game that is literally dominated by African Americans.  So you would think an elite college basketball team would have, oh [...]

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DEBACLE!!! ELLIOT WILLIAMS IS LEAVING DUKE!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, June 24th, 2009

While Coach K continues to line his fat pockets with endorsement deals, commercial dollars and shoe contracts.  While K keeps stacking up civic awards, idiot commentary toward the president and other achieving hoops programs and YES winning gold medals, the Duke Basketball Program is in a FUCKING FREE FALL!!!
Dear Coach K and Coach K Jr. [...]

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Duke is Disgraced in Littlejohn
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, February 5th, 2009

It was hard to watch, but Duke caught an ass whooping unlike anything I’ve ever seen since I’ve been watching Duke Basketball. They got drug the F*ck out the gym by TWENTY SEVEN against Clemson!

To say I don’t get it is an understatement.  My sources tell me that the fellas are going to be at [...]

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Debacle in Ann Arbor: Duke 73, Michigan 81
Posted by Lake Arlington | Saturday, December 6th, 2008

Look, it’s a long season and Michigan is improved, but Duke just folded on Saturday like a team that really thought they were poised to stroll their way into the final four.

We could have used a bit more of this brand of heart of fire from the fellas and Mr. McCurl.  Funny, those Michigan backdoor [...]

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Dear Purdue, You Suck, Love Duke
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008

Are you serious?  I tuned in thinking I was going to see a game and then Duke came in and had their way with the Boilermakers from jump.

I mean, seriously, there is not one single player on that Purdue team that I’d want at Duke.  Even coach K was disgusted by the performance of that [...]

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Duke Up, ‘Hose’ Down!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, November 11th, 2008

It’s finally here.  The start of the Duke errr College Basketball season.

Duke beat up on, and I’m not making this up, the “Blue Hose,” pronounced “Blue Hoes” of Presbyterian College tonight.  Lol.  I couldn’t believe it myself.  I mean, come on now.  Blue Hoes?  I don’t care how long it’s been your traditional mascot, you [...]

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Coach K did the damn thing
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

I don’t have much to say about this.  All I can express is that if K had not gotten the gold, it would have been a debacle.  But guess what?

It’s lovely and I love it.  Now it’s time for those recruits to come on in so the rest of the basketball world can come and [...]


Mason “Ma$e” Plumlee commits to Duke
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, February 28th, 2008

Everybody knows that Duke has the horses on the perimeter to challenge any team in the nation.

But to be honest, Duke fans were more than a little concerned when two years in a row our prime Big Man targets, Patrick Patterson and Greg Monroe, decided to play ball elsewhere.

It didn’t help either that our rival, [...]


Two words for Maryland fans: DeMarcus Nelson
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, January 28th, 2008

By the time you read this post all the early model compact and sub-compact American cars that Maryland “students” lit on fire “in protest” for Duke’s win should burning out and many of the now detoxed drunken thugs with books should be posting bail.

So that means that Duke must have won, right? Well, yes, [...]


Duke Basketball Recruits: Class of 2009
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, January 4th, 2008

Any Good Guys fan who has watched Duke this year has to feel pretty good about where we are as a program right now.

The squad is teaming with ballers and interchangeable parts. Coach K is choosing both defensive and offensive flexibility over Duke hoops dogma of the past. Not only that, but you [...]


The sun came up, water was wet and Duke crushed Albany
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, December 18th, 2007

I know, I know, nobody cares…

It’s true, hell, I don’t even care. Still, I just have to say that after last year, it’s refreshing for a Duke squad to be able to drop a nuclear bomb on a team like that. I mean, these cats posted a clean 111 points on those fools [...]


Marty gets put on ice, out for the season
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, December 4th, 2007

The word out of Durham is that Martynas Pocius will undergo season-ending surgery on his left ankle and right buttock as early as Wednesday.

He originally injured the left ankle in international play back in Lithuania over the summer. His right buttock he injured catching splinter after splinter to his tail piece as a result [...]


Should Taylor King get more time?
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, November 26th, 2007

I read that every single Duke game would be televised this year but I guess not since that Eastern Kentucky v. Duke game was nowhere to be found last night. At any rate, I was happy to peep the box score and see that Taylor King went out there and got his a little [...]


Duke puts that thang on Illinois
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, November 21st, 2007

I was happy to see the boys in Blue handle their business last night against those Fightin’ Illini en route to a sound 79-66 decision.

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VISITORS: Duke 4-0

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Greg Monroe chooses “Not Duke” to play his college hoops
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, October 16th, 2007

Sun-uv-a-bitch!!!! Right now would be a good time to go ahead and hit this:

Oh no, my bad, I meant, it’s time to hit this:

What in the hell is going on in Durham?!!!!! Why can’t we land a quality big man? I mean, seriously. Wasn’t it last spring when everyone said it [...]


DeMarcus is your leader, Paulus gets demoted?
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007

The Duke Basketball team named guard DeMarcus Nelson as its team captain for the upcoming season Friday.

(it’s funny, DeMarcus looks exactly like that generic “player” we used to use in all those video games before they had the names and likeness of the players. Just a brown skinned, bald headed brother with that extra [...]


Duke Hoops gets a recruit
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, September 27th, 2007

It was just announced that Duke got a side stone (as opposed to a crown jewel) for their 2008 recruiting class. Olek Czyz, a 6 foot, 7 inch senior power forward from Poland (now balling in Reno, NV) gave his commitment to Coach K and his staff of Wednesday of this week.

Anybody who knows [...]