College Football is finally starting and I don’t know about you, but I’m ready to watch some damn football.  Alabama this, Florida that, Ohio State is probably good for winning the Big 10 and losing a national championship game again (Where the hell is OSUWill?  Remember him?)  But the best story in the nation is [...]

Lane Kiffin is trying to make a run a the prize for the biggest asshole in football.  Bill Belachick thinks this guy is an asshole.  Bobby Petrino thinks he’s not following through on his commitments.  Urban Meyer is wondering why he was talking so much shit in the SEC before he made a run for [...]

I guess sports fans are great places to look for the worst rappers alive, because we’ve got another nominee.  First of all, a name like “supwitchugirl” lets you know these dudes are clowning as do the intro, peep it out.  I smell roooo-seeeeeessss.

They needed a tighter LaGarette Blount take about knocking yo ass out, but [...]

You gotta love the hard discipline they teach down there in Florida State.  When there is a call for a false start or Defensive offsides, those dudes make sure the ref throws the flag.

I think he went a little too far on that one though.  The number 1 job still needs to be protect the [...]

I’ve had a long standing hate/hate relationship with the BCS.  I’ve talked about the Computer and the fact that they have no playoff.  I’ve talked about the fact that when the top teams lose at the end the computer puts together the matchup that puts the two most storied programs together no matter what else [...]

Dear Chuck:

All I can say is I told you so.  I said it way back, but here are the posts.
I guess cats won’t be reordering those copies of Chuck’s book about how great he was at Notre Dame.

That’s the “New Gold Standard?”  Ohh, I see.

And don’t look now, but Brady Quinn sucks too.

Yeah, I know [...]

Man Boy J. Blanco hit me with the text message Saturday afternoon letting me know my work for Man Up Monday was already done.  “ND loses to Navy…Man Up!”  And looking through the archives, although Lake and I have both gone in hard on Notre Dame, Charlie Weis, and Brady Quinn, ND has never gotten [...]

Damn Homey.  I know everyone likes to give USC the benefit of the doubt until Pete Carroll has talked his way into a BCS bowl, but this time it is not going to get it.  The Oregon Ducks look real and they just beat the bricks off of the Trojans last Saturday.

Pete Carroll needed some extra [...]

After last season I was hoping Michigan Football would be able to make a triumphant return this year…or at least a respectable showing so they can stop losing to bum teams outside of the Big 10. This is the second year of the spread offense, Rich Rodriguez has a great track record, they have a [...]

and a lifetime supply of ice…Neither of which he wanted.  When it was all said and done, Michigan had this to say to Greg P’s chance of competing for their QB position:

I guess it could have been worse.  Could have just given him a bag of happy ice and the stanky leg for his parting [...]

No, I’m serious.  Greg Paulus, formerly of Duke Basketball fame, could be your starting Quarterback next year.

Exactly.  And I don’t know what’s worse about this story, the fact that Pauly is trying to go fantasy land on his college experience or the fact that he truly might be the best option you guys got!

It’s kind [...]

The Ohio State fans go hard and I appreciate their passion, but on the national stage, they’re still nothing more than the tallest midget aka the most consistent program in that garbage conference called the Big 10.

Call it speed, call it coaching, call it heart, who knows?  All I know is that over and over [...]

It seems like I always talk about this right around this time of the year, but we’ve found yet another way that the Bowl Championship Series and “the Computer” don’t really do a good job of determining a National College Football champion.

Let’s see.  We’ve already covered the “split champion” where the BCS computer comes up [...]

The Oregon Ducks are a middle of the pack team in the Pac-10.  They are famous for sending the NFL the disappointing Joey Harrington.  For exposing Michigan in Michigan last year.  And wearing these multicolored, ridiculous uniforms.

My man in the yellow put the visor on so he couldn’t be identified later.  The others weren’t so [...]

This video is unbelievable.  I don’t really get why or how it happened, but this wild ref went ahead and put UvT special on the South Carolina’s QB over the weekend.

LOL.  Yo, that’s one of the craziest things I’ve ever seen in sports.  The funny thing about it is that while I’m pretty sure dude [...]

We finally got the OSU boys to Man Up and lay their pre-game predictions down before the game. Way to step up fellas.  This just in.  Beanie Wells was out of the game earlier…now he is listed a “questionable”.  I know, I know, Jim Tressel is just sandbagging.  Beanie Wells is actually going to dress [...]

I don’t know how they got here, but there are a lot of Buckeyes here at Us Versus Them.  I was skeptical at first, but the cats who roll with us are definitely Us so we let em slide.  One problem though, they are completely delusional about the Ohio State vs. USC game this weekend.

Sure, [...]

Watching Michigan getting punked in their own house by a team full of Levi Johnston looking cats from Utah, it just reminded me of the best part of College Football…the rants of course.  Listen to my very favorite dude, Dan Hawkins going from 0 to 80 miles per hour in about 3 seconds.

That “It aint [...]

You know Brady Quinn is one of your favorite guys here at Us Versus Them. By “favorite guy”, I mean favorite guy to ridicule, favorite guy to point out as overrated, favorite guy to watch slide down the draft board, and favorite guy to look up on Google for pictures like this:

Brady can’t throw,
and the [...]

This is probably the polar opposite of the riots we see in Ohio State and Maryland.

That’s hilarious.  Someone needs to tell him the jersey pop is usually done much faster than that.  I thought he was just feeling himself up for a second there.
-Brock

Ones of people were surprised when LSU handily beast OSU for the mythical (meaning bullshit) BCS sponsored National Championship.

Another Big 10 team, another bust. Look, we all know you really love football in Ohio.

We understand that many of the best players in the mighty Midwest who don’t decide to hit up Michigan play their [...]

Hey, this is simple for me.

1. The Big 1o is overrated, even in a year when they suck.
Ohio State didn’t really play anyone this year. Their biggest rival pretty much sucked. Playing Youngstown State, Akron and Kent State doesn’t cut it. I know Ohio State is feeling disrespected, but when LSU [...]

Truth be told, there isn’t much in this world I care about less than this so called BCS Sugarbowl game with Georgia versus Hawaii, but it’s a the third quarter right now and it’s 38-3, ok?

At this point, the University of Hawaii Football team is just embarrassing the entire WAC (though, that conference name is [...]

I don’t think Nick Saban should have said that he’s “not going to be the coach of Alabama” and then go and take the job at Alabama.

He shouldn’t be such an arrogant f*ck and blame his players for losing to Louisiana Monroe.

And finally, clearly he shouldn’t have equated 9/11 to the state of his rock [...]

Wow, I told you two weeks ago that Oregon had a tough one on Thursday night.  It just keeps getting tougher too.  Not only did Oregon have their national title hopes shattered by unranked Arizona, but they also lost their Heisman candidate Dennis Dixon for the rest of the season.  Really tough loss.   Which brings [...]