I can’t hate on Syracuse basketball. It is hard to be the #1 team in the country. Everyone is gunning for you, everyone gives you their best shot, if you lose on someone else’s floor you get the automatic floor rush from the students.
That feeling sucks. Well Syracuse got a great first half [...]
While I love the Duke – Carolina game, I’m not particularly hype for this game. I feel like with the personnel we have, instead of a hype, fight it out game, it is going to be a glorified version of this:
Also, Duke is in a “can’t win” situation. If we win, Carolina is having a [...]
I blame Christian Laettner. This picture pretty much sums up my opinion of Greg Paulus’ defensive ability during his tenure at Duke.
Dammit. War baby Curry in 2010-11.
-Brock
When the “LeBron Dunk Tape” from the Nike camps was first announced, it sounded like LeBron really caught an L. When the real tape came out though it wasn’t that bad. Everyone gets dunked on. But this joint right here, as actually pretty bad. Incoming Kentucky freshman John Wall, shakes a dude on the perimeter [...]
While Coach K continues to line his fat pockets with endorsement deals, commercial dollars and shoe contracts. While K keeps stacking up civic awards, idiot commentary toward the president and other achieving hoops programs and YES winning gold medals, the Duke Basketball Program is in a FUCKING FREE FALL!!!
Dear Coach K and Coach K Jr. [...]
No, I’m serious. Greg Paulus, formerly of Duke Basketball fame, could be your starting Quarterback next year.
Exactly. And I don’t know what’s worse about this story, the fact that Pauly is trying to go fantasy land on his college experience or the fact that he truly might be the best option you guys got!
It’s kind [...]
I started Come On Bruh when I had to start defining what it meant to be one of Us to the brothers out there. I shouldn’t have to do this. But brothers clearly need guidance in this day and age. So think of this as my little personal affirmative action program to help brothers keep [...]
I don’t know how they did it, but the Michigan State Spartans are in the final game and playing for the Championship. Honestly, I know they were the 2 seed, but this is about as close to Cinderella as you are going to see in the final game of the tourney. Nobody, and I mean [...]
Usually, Man Up Monday is about someone who has already messed up. This time I’m getting it in early. Sure, some people think I should have busted out the Man Up Monday on the boys in blue two weeks ago when Carolina hammered us…again. But I wasn’t ready. Since then we’ve won five games in [...]
Ask and you shall receive. I know you cats think you have advanced basketball minds. I know you love hating on Duke.
And most of all, you cats really enjoy picking the most obvious team to win, so now we’ve got the real deal set up to truly separate the Us from Them.
Dasrite, it’s UvT Bracketology [...]
The brackets are set. The conference championships are over. Every loss from this point forward sends your ass packing. Which is kinda dangerous, because with the exception of Louisville, Memphis and, ahem…the Duke Blue Devils, every single Team in the Top 10 caught it in the jaw.
#1 Carolina Tarheels? Peaced out to barely in the [...]
It was hard to watch, but Duke caught an ass whooping unlike anything I’ve ever seen since I’ve been watching Duke Basketball. They got drug the F*ck out the gym by TWENTY SEVEN against Clemson!
To say I don’t get it is an understatement. My sources tell me that the fellas are going to be at [...]
Are you serious? I tuned in thinking I was going to see a game and then Duke came in and had their way with the Boilermakers from jump.
I mean, seriously, there is not one single player on that Purdue team that I’d want at Duke. Even coach K was disgusted by the performance of that [...]
Yo, I’m just sitting here watching Georgetown beat the living hell out of these hapless Murrrlan Terps and it just brings a smile to my face.
I know, I know, after that win against Michigan State all you thugs with books actually thought you’d have a good year.
Sure, let’s take a look at starting five, shall [...]
LOL. Hey, I just started watching this Kentucky v. UNC game and it’s just hilarious. So much so, that in honor of the Wildcats trash program, I went into my cupboard and cracked open a fresh can to commemorate this occasion.
I mean, Kentucky is just awful. They can’t even get the ball into their offense. [...]
It’s finally here. The start of the Duke errr College Basketball season.
Duke beat up on, and I’m not making this up, the “Blue Hose,” pronounced “Blue Hoes” of Presbyterian College tonight. Lol. I couldn’t believe it myself. I mean, come on now. Blue Hoes? I don’t care how long it’s been your traditional mascot, you [...]
YES!!!! The sports curmudgeon is finally DEAD. Well, at least his career at CBS is. I didn’t think that old man would ever go.
I know, I know, he’s a legend in the business. Yeah, so was Jesse Helms, but the angels above sang the sweet notes of jubillee when his punk ass kicked a few [...]
HEY EVERYBODY, Roy Williams wants you to know something, he just loooooooooves KU, Lawrence and the Jayhawks Fans so much that he just happned to rock that ridiculous Kansas Jayhawks sticker/pin or whatever last night on National TV. Not that anybody was going to see it or anything. No way a “classy guy” like Roy [...]
Oh yeah, all those cats I like to call “Dook Fans,” meaning people who claim to “hate Dook” but actually know more about Duke Basketball than they do their own teams, really thought they had something. Can’t you just imagine watching them as Belmont took the lead? I mean, pure joy and ecstasy [...]
March Madness is widely recognized as the best sports tournament on television. It let’s you know everything that is wrong with College Football, it gives you great storylines to follow, it gives the little team a chance to win it all. Anyone who goes on a six game winning streak goes home national [...]
Hilarious. Break out the co-eds and chicken waaangs, Murrland is coming home.
I told you Murrland fans that you didn’t have the players, coaching and nizzuts for this here season.
And all the smack talking haters on this blog just had so much to say early on. Slowly but surely, we stopped hearing from them [...]
To all my loyal Terp fan readers, I’m sorry this post took me four days to complete.
It’s not that I wanted to neglect you, it’s just that every time I tried to write it, I ended up laughing so hysterically that I couldn’t complete it.
Now, unlike others, I love to be the one to [...]
Dude, I haven’t seen an ass whoopin like that since the JJ Redick era.
Before the game UVa’s players looked like this.
Then the fellas stepped forward with some of this:
A little bit of that:
Which ultimately lead to this:
Did Duke have to do it to those Wahoos like that? I mean, get off the canvas UVa.. [...]
No, it’s not the hoops team, it’s this news we got about this IU student/cheerleader with a perfect body who went ahead and took all her clothes off. We didn’t really comment on the whole Kelvin Sampson debacle because the whole thing seemed pretty silly to us. I mean, yes, dude was an [...]
