UK2K10: Re-up and Reload
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, April 9th, 2010

Hold on tight UK fans, you just went from arguably the #1 most talented school in College Basketball to a squad that just hit up the Us Versus Them summer pickup squad to see if we wanted to rip the “D” and the “E” off of our National Championship jerseys and run with UK next [...]

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The Champ is Here! Duke Blue Devils
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, April 6th, 2010

Somewhere a fire burns on West campus, tomorrow morning there will not be a single scrap of a wood bench left on campus because Duke has won the national championship.

Damn it feels good to be a Blue Devil right now.  I’m not going to lie, I didn’t expect a championship out of this team.  I [...]

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Man Up Monday: Brock’s Choice
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, March 29th, 2010

First of All, I’m going to start by telling all the haters to Man Up.  Duke is back in the Final Four.

So break out the conspiracy theories about the easy bracket, add a layer of “who the NCAA wants to win”, and rub it down with some Coach K is in the with refs, and [...]

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Man Up Monday: College Basketball
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, March 22nd, 2010

I don’t even know what to say.  I guess this is why they call it March Madness, but I don’t remember a tournament this exciting in a long, long time.  I wasn’t one of those people glued to the TV from Thursday at noon to Sunday night, but I saw plenty.  I think Cole Aldrich [...]

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UvT Tourney Challenge: Still Time to Get In
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, March 17th, 2010

The Us Versus Them Challenge is already 25 deep, get in now before the late crunch tomorrow morning.  We’ll let you run a victory speech on the front page and you get to talk (more) shit all year in our always active comments section.  Lake said he might even come back to get some.
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don’t be [...]

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Man Up Monday: Syracuse Basketball – Kyle Kuric Gets Loose!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, March 8th, 2010

I can’t hate on Syracuse basketball. It is hard to be the #1 team in the country. Everyone is gunning for you, everyone gives you their best shot, if you lose on someone else’s floor you get the automatic floor rush from the students.

That feeling sucks.  Well Syracuse got a great first half [...]

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Duke Vs. Carolina
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, February 10th, 2010

While I love the Duke – Carolina game, I’m not particularly hype for this game.  I feel like with the personnel we have, instead of a hype, fight it out game, it is going to be a glorified version of this:

Also, Duke is in a “can’t win” situation.  If we win, Carolina is having a [...]

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That Ain’t Right: Why Does the World Hate Duke?
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, August 13th, 2009

I blame Christian Laettner.  This picture pretty much sums up my opinion of Greg Paulus’ defensive ability during his tenure at Duke.

Dammit.  War baby Curry in 2010-11.
-Brock

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That Ain’t Right: See This is What LeBron Was Worried About
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, August 10th, 2009

When the “LeBron Dunk Tape” from the Nike camps was first announced, it sounded like LeBron really caught an L.  When the real tape came out though it wasn’t that bad.  Everyone gets dunked on.  But this joint right here, as actually pretty bad.  Incoming Kentucky freshman John Wall, shakes a dude on the perimeter [...]

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DEBACLE!!! ELLIOT WILLIAMS IS LEAVING DUKE!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, June 24th, 2009

While Coach K continues to line his fat pockets with endorsement deals, commercial dollars and shoe contracts.  While K keeps stacking up civic awards, idiot commentary toward the president and other achieving hoops programs and YES winning gold medals, the Duke Basketball Program is in a FUCKING FREE FALL!!!
Dear Coach K and Coach K Jr. [...]

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WTF: Greg Paulus to Play Football at Michigan?
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, April 17th, 2009

No, I’m serious.  Greg Paulus, formerly of Duke Basketball fame, could be your starting Quarterback next year.

Exactly.  And I don’t know what’s worse about this story, the fact that Pauly is trying to go fantasy land on his college experience or the fact that he truly might be the best option you guys got!

It’s kind [...]


Come On Bruh: Defense
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, April 16th, 2009

I started Come On Bruh when I had to start defining what it meant to be one of Us to the brothers out there.  I shouldn’t have to do this.  But brothers clearly need guidance in this day and age.  So think of this as my little personal affirmative action program to help brothers keep [...]

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Man Up Monday: Michigan State Spartans
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, April 6th, 2009

I don’t know how they did it, but the Michigan State Spartans are in the final game and playing for the Championship.  Honestly, I know they were the 2 seed, but this is about as close to Cinderella as you are going to see in the final game of the tourney.  Nobody, and I mean [...]

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Man Up Monday: Duke Blue Devils
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, March 23rd, 2009

Usually, Man Up Monday is about someone who has already messed up.  This time I’m getting it in early.  Sure, some people think I should have busted out the Man Up Monday on the boys in blue two weeks ago when Carolina hammered us…again.  But I wasn’t ready.  Since then we’ve won five games in [...]

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The UvT NCAA Basketball Bracket Challenge
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, March 16th, 2009

Ask and you shall receive.  I know you cats think you have advanced basketball minds.  I know you love hating on Duke.

And most of all, you cats really enjoy picking the most obvious team to win, so now we’ve got the real deal set up to truly separate the Us from Them.

Dasrite, it’s UvT Bracketology [...]


Man Up Monday: #1 Teams…AGAIN!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, March 16th, 2009

The brackets are set.  The conference championships are over.  Every loss from this point forward sends your ass packing.  Which is kinda dangerous, because with the exception of Louisville, Memphis and, ahem…the Duke Blue Devils, every single Team in the Top 10 caught it in the jaw.
#1 Carolina Tarheels?  Peaced out to barely in the [...]

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Duke is Disgraced in Littlejohn
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, February 5th, 2009

It was hard to watch, but Duke caught an ass whooping unlike anything I’ve ever seen since I’ve been watching Duke Basketball. They got drug the F*ck out the gym by TWENTY SEVEN against Clemson!

To say I don’t get it is an understatement.  My sources tell me that the fellas are going to be at [...]

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Dear Purdue, You Suck, Love Duke
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008

Are you serious?  I tuned in thinking I was going to see a game and then Duke came in and had their way with the Boilermakers from jump.

I mean, seriously, there is not one single player on that Purdue team that I’d want at Duke.  Even coach K was disgusted by the performance of that [...]

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This Just In: Maryland Terps Basketball Still Sucks!!!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, December 1st, 2008

Yo, I’m just sitting here watching Georgetown beat the living hell out of these hapless Murrrlan Terps and it just brings a smile to my face.

I know, I know, after that win against Michigan State all you thugs with books actually thought you’d have a good year.

Sure, let’s take a look at starting five, shall [...]

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Dear Kentucky Basketball Fans: YOU REALLY SUCK!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

LOL.  Hey, I just started watching this Kentucky v. UNC game and it’s just hilarious.  So much so, that in honor of the Wildcats trash program, I went into my cupboard and cracked open a fresh can to commemorate this occasion.

I mean, Kentucky is just awful.  They can’t even get the ball into their offense.  [...]

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Duke Up, ‘Hose’ Down!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, November 11th, 2008

It’s finally here.  The start of the Duke errr College Basketball season.

Duke beat up on, and I’m not making this up, the “Blue Hose,” pronounced “Blue Hoes” of Presbyterian College tonight.  Lol.  I couldn’t believe it myself.  I mean, come on now.  Blue Hoes?  I don’t care how long it’s been your traditional mascot, you [...]

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CBS to Billy Packer: Beat It Old Man
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, July 14th, 2008

YES!!!!  The sports curmudgeon is finally DEAD.  Well, at least his career at CBS is.  I didn’t think that old man would ever go.

I know, I know, he’s a legend in the business.  Yeah, so was Jesse Helms, but the angels above sang the sweet notes of jubillee when his punk ass kicked a few [...]


Ok, I get it: Roy Williams Loves Kansas
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, April 8th, 2008

HEY EVERYBODY, Roy Williams wants you to know something, he just loooooooooves KU, Lawrence and the Jayhawks Fans so much that he just happned to rock that ridiculous Kansas Jayhawks sticker/pin or whatever last night on National TV. Not that anybody was going to see it or anything. No way a “classy guy” like Roy [...]

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UNC Gets Crushed By Kansas
Posted by Lake Arlington | Sunday, April 6th, 2008

Nuff said…
- Lake


Belmont Fans & Duke Haters Almost Had One
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, March 21st, 2008

Oh yeah, all those cats I like to call “Dook Fans,” meaning people who claim to “hate Dook” but actually know more about Duke Basketball than they do their own teams, really thought they had something. Can’t you just imagine watching them as Belmont took the lead? I mean, pure joy and ecstasy [...]


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