March Madness is widely recognized as the best sports tournament on television. It let’s you know everything that is wrong with College Football, it gives you great storylines to follow, it gives the little team a chance to win it all. Anyone who goes on a six game winning streak goes home national [...]
Hilarious. Break out the co-eds and chicken waaangs, Murrland is coming home.
I told you Murrland fans that you didn’t have the players, coaching and nizzuts for this here season.
And all the smack talking haters on this blog just had so much to say early on. Slowly but surely, we stopped hearing from them [...]
To all my loyal Terp fan readers, I’m sorry this post took me four days to complete.
It’s not that I wanted to neglect you, it’s just that every time I tried to write it, I ended up laughing so hysterically that I couldn’t complete it.
Now, unlike others, I love to be the one to [...]
Dude, I haven’t seen an ass whoopin like that since the JJ Redick era.
Before the game UVa’s players looked like this.
Then the fellas stepped forward with some of this:
A little bit of that:
Which ultimately lead to this:
Did Duke have to do it to those Wahoos like that? I mean, get off the canvas UVa.. [...]
No, it’s not the hoops team, it’s this news we got about this IU student/cheerleader with a perfect body who went ahead and took all her clothes off. We didn’t really comment on the whole Kelvin Sampson debacle because the whole thing seemed pretty silly to us. I mean, yes, dude was an [...]
Everybody knows that Duke has the horses on the perimeter to challenge any team in the nation.
But to be honest, Duke fans were more than a little concerned when two years in a row our prime Big Man targets, Patrick Patterson and Greg Monroe, decided to play ball elsewhere.
It didn’t help either that our rival, [...]
Somebody has to do something here. Hopefully this public statement from the captain will bear fruit.
“Whatever it is that’s going on that’s keeping us from playing at the level we need to play at, we have to address it and take ownership of what’s going on. We have to hate this. We have to [...]
I know that it’s tough to win on the road in the ACC, but, Dammit, Duke shouldn’t be losing two straight to unranked teams. So I’m flipping through my tivo “To Do” list, looking for this Duke game against Miami tonight and I notice that it’s just not there. Aww hells no, is [...]
I think this bum Cliff Tucker pretty much sums up the dynamic between Maryland and our stalkers in a half shell, those idiot Murrland Terps:
“I cannot stand Duke.” Tucker said. “I tell people all the time, if they gave me a scholarship (yeah right) and that was my only Division I scholarship, I’d go Division [...]
The way I see it the difference in the game was that Duke came out with Kurt Angle’s three I’s: Intensity, Integrity and Intelligence, three adjectives most UNC fans are likely unfamiliar with.
But seriously, this game was a relative snoozer from the middle of the first half. You knew Duke was going to [...]
Yeah, I read about Dick Vitale’s voice issue. It didn’t phase me that much to be honest. Ultimately, I’m luke warm to Mr. Vitale.
Yeah, he brought some excitement to college hoops back in the day, but truth be told, the game sells itself nowadays. This aint the 80s. We don’t need [...]
With Bob Knight you have to expect the unexpected. As such, the General is out at Texas Tech.
Don’t worry Indiana errrr Texas Tech fans, Bob Jr. Jr. Patrick Knight will take over for his pops. I don’t know much about Pat, but if he’s half as wild as pops then I can’t wait [...]
By the time you read this post all the early model compact and sub-compact American cars that Maryland “students” lit on fire “in protest” for Duke’s win should burning out and many of the now detoxed drunken thugs with books should be posting bail.
So that means that Duke must have won, right? Well, yes, [...]
I like Virginia Tech. They play hard, have a genuine coach in Seth Greenberg and truthfully have shocked some people since they entered the ACC a few years back. With that said, what the hell was that last night?
It looked like Thug Terp ball in Blacksburg. I mean, why does a team [...]
Damn. This cat Zoub just can’t catch a break.
Well, maybe “catch a break” wasn’t the best way to say it, but you know what I mean. I said it before that Duke should go to the small ball express this year because it suits the Duke personnel. At this point, we literally [...]
The battle for the tallest midget in college hoops begins on Saturday when Louisville takes on Kentucky at Rupp Arena in Lexington.
Louisville 9-4, has lost to BYU, Dayton, Cincinnati and at Purdue. They’ve beaten Hartford, Jackson State, UNLV, Old Dominion, Miami (OH), Marshall, New Mexico State, Morehead State and Iona.
Kentucky 6-6 (!!!) has lost [...]
Any Good Guys fan who has watched Duke this year has to feel pretty good about where we are as a program right now.
The squad is teaming with ballers and interchangeable parts. Coach K is choosing both defensive and offensive flexibility over Duke hoops dogma of the past. Not only that, but you [...]
I’ll just stick to objective facts here. This is why Maryland Sucks:
1. You’ve got a sweaty Chicken Wing Pimp for a Coach
Gary, put the hoes and chicken wangs down, try recruiting for a change.
2. Your team has a zero percent graduation rate (literally, your scholarship players never graduate…from Maryland)
Stay in school, [...]
Daaamn homies, in the first half yall were the mans, homies, now seriously, what the fuck happened to us?
Man, that was a tough loss in the garden. It’s hard to knock the effort of the good guys in blue, after all, a bounce here or there and I’d be talking about a gritty win [...]
I know, I know, nobody cares…
It’s true, hell, I don’t even care. Still, I just have to say that after last year, it’s refreshing for a Duke squad to be able to drop a nuclear bomb on a team like that. I mean, these cats posted a clean 111 points on those fools [...]
People didn’t like Christian Laettner and Christian liked it that way.
Wow… That was pretty gangster, “shoots, scooooooores” was how I remember it on the radio call. He really ripped out the heart of the UK fans and eat it in front of them with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
Go Duke
- Lake
The word out of Durham is that Martynas Pocius will undergo season-ending surgery on his left ankle and right buttock as early as Wednesday.
He originally injured the left ankle in international play back in Lithuania over the summer. His right buttock he injured catching splinter after splinter to his tail piece as a result [...]
The North Carolina Tarheels moved up to No. 1 and former No. 1 UCLA fell to No. 8 in the latest ESPN/USA Today coaches’ poll, released Monday. In addition, North Carolina remained No. 1 in The Associated Press poll. Not bad for the boys in baby blue. After Carolina took the top [...]
I didn’t see the game due to an electronics malfunction at the crib. I should be pissed, but how can I be too mad at my cable and tivo boxes after they’ve been so good to me throughout the years.
At any rate, the bottom line is that Duke won, which is really all the [...]
When I saw this headline, Men’s College Basketball Scoreboard: Michigan 51 , Harvard 62, I literally had to blink the sleep out of my eyes. Then I went ahead and channeled James Brown via Eddie Murphy, “jumped back, wanna kiss myself…HEEEEY“… That didn’t work.
(Tommy to Michigan administration, coaches and players: “It’s me [...]
