Damn Homey, you used to be the man homey, what happened to you?  D’Angelo was in NY in his Range Rover when he decided he needed some head.

Now I don’t know about D’Angelo’s game, but I’m pretty sure walking into a bar and walking up the the nearest chick and saying, “I’m D’Angelo”, then dropping [...]

The homey Royal from Code2Ave hit me up with a nomination for “Come on Bruh!” and I couldn’t agree more.  I was trying to watch a solid Lakers v. Magic game on Sunday when I thought I was watching an old school 1997 throwback game and Dennis Rodman was on the court.  Guess what Ron [...]

My opinion:
5. R Kelly, the thug harmonies all started there…classic example of ‘good n terrible

Yes, I know that is not the real R. Kelly, but “Piss on You” is a classic.
4.  T Pain, the personification of “When keepin it creative goes wrong”… good music, but he’s a clown

3.  DJ Clue, just the entire idea of [...]

Phoenix and San Antonio was in the last minute of the 4th quarter, when Phoenix got a steal when they were just down 2.  They got it up to the back to back 2002-2003 dunk contest winner for an uncontested basket ahead of the field.  Check out Jason’s finish.

Aw damn, come on bruh, that is [...]

This might be the Come on Bruh to end all Come on Bruhs right here.  I started come on bruh just to provide examples of brothers who had lost their way, who have become one of “them”, just to let people know what NOT to do.  This one is great because it taps into two [...]

Now I believe that children are the future…but there is still no explanation for this:

Sheed has that, “this is some bullsh*t right here” look on his face.  Even the little girl with the side pony tail can’t believe her eyes.  Someone tricked these cats on this one.
-Brock

Now we all know that Blago is crazy. From the Donald Trump hair impersonation.

To the wild selling the Senate seats out of the back of his trunk Hustle Man moves and the man who gave you this.Now he’s done up and done it. Peep this yall.
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2010/01/11/ex-governor-blagojevich-im-blacker-than-barack-obama/
Really?! Did this man really go to a shoe-shining [...]

Yall know what a Slumpbuster is, right?

slumpbuster

n. an unattractive woman sought by a man for sexual relations in order to improve his sports-playing abilities or his involuntarily inactive sex life. Subjects: English, Sex & Sexuality, Sports & Recreation, Derogatory, Slang

True..  That’s a slumpbuster.  But so is THIS:

Seriously…And I’m not joking.  This “woman” looks like a [...]

Why are brothers still dressing up as video game characters?  Haven’t we covered this already?

And a random character at that.  I know Akuma is a beast, but you went on ahead and bought the contacts.  You’re doing too much bruh, let it go.
-Brock

As a black man and one of the opinionated assholes that run this fine institution called Us Versus Them, I like to do a little public service from time to time.  While my day job is to separate Us from Them and let you know acceptable behavior, sometimes I feel compelled to convert some of [...]

Damn, just damn.

Yeah, that’s a dude back there.  What has the black man come to?  My President is Black, that dude is too, but I’ll be got damn if he ain’t wearing boots…  I’m pretty sure that when they say “I Rock Skinny’s”, that this is not what they are talking about.
Come On Bruh!
Shame on [...]

Usually Come on Bruh is just a quick picture of a brother not holding it down for the brothers.  We have a code, passed down from generation to generation.  When someone steps out of line, I gotta call him out.  Peep this picture of Punk.

I know, I know, you think I’m talking about the wild [...]

I’m sad to see Michael Jackson go, I’m glad that he was able to dominate the Billboard charts one last time once he went out, but I have to say that I like the Michael Jackson tributes most of all.  No, I’m not talking about Mr “can you keep a secret” singing a turrible version [...]

Is this dude still famous?

Because he’s turrible.  Lord.  They say the #1 rule of fashion is not to try to do too much.  Meanwhile, Farnesworth here has a fat tie, suspenders, colored socks, an umbrella, and a freaking violin.  Complete with the bow!  Sometimes I feel like an asshole if I’ve got a camera in [...]

See, I can’t go a week without a brother losing his damn mind.  This might be the worst one ever though.

He better be wearing those glasses because he was born blind and raised thinking he was white.  But dammit, even if that was true some real asshole got him that “Got Rope?” t-shirt. Barack might [...]

I guess a bunch of students got together to break some sort of world record of how many Waldo’s they could cram into one spot.

There was an unintended side effect.  They also have a picture with the biggest Come on Bruh in history.  Now you know Black people weren’t supposed to show up for this.  [...]

Us Versus Them used to hang our hats on Making the Band 4.  It was a weekly institution.  Lake broke down the weekly episode from Aubrey getting too big for her britches (literally), Laurie Ann Gibson being told “no interjections”, and Donnie dancing like a white boy.  But this season has been different, it just [...]

I started Come On Bruh when I had to start defining what it meant to be one of Us to the brothers out there.  I shouldn’t have to do this.  But brothers clearly need guidance in this day and age.  So think of this as my little personal affirmative action program to help brothers keep [...]

So Joe Biden went ahead and got his Vice Presidential Dog on.  His choice?

Damn, I guess he saw the reverse angle shot of Rudy Brock posted yesterday.  Anyway VP Biden went with the sturdy and dependable German Shepard.  Hard to argue with that.  He’s non-bitchy, strong and definitely can kick some arse if a sucker [...]

Wrestling was during basketball season so I never took a serious shot at actually doing it.  The other reason was those turrible uniforms they had to wear.  I just couldn’t get down with it.  It was too much man hugging, sweating and tight gear for me.  But here’s my thing, if a brother has to [...]

Brothers skydiving?  Really?

That ain’t right.  First of all, I’m not doing anything where my entire weight is supported by my junk.  Second, I’m not doing any activity where I’ve got a grown man strapped to my back.  Finally, I never do an activity where, if I die, people would say, “that stupid asshole shouldn’t have [...]

…do you?

How about now?  Let us pray.
- Anonymous

Hey Mike.  You know how the Republicans thought they were going to capture all of the Hillary voters by putting in Sarah Palin?  You know how they want to counter the Black President?  Yeah, that’s you.

Oh, and you might want to stop the “Abortion is a personal choice”, and “Rush Limbaugh is an idiot” rhetoric [...]

I know that St. Patrick’s Day is an official “drankin” holiday.  But that is no reason for the brothers to forget that they can’t get as loose as everyone else.  It’s not okay!  So for the holiday, I have a very special double come on bruh!

Where are you?  What is Happening?  And why are you [...]

I have no words on this one.

I don’t know who this is, or what the hell is going on here, and I’m glad I don’t.  But this is a rule #1 violation.  Come onnnnnnnnnnn bruh.  This is not the strong history of the black man.
Dammit!
-Brock