I feels good to be back. The first ever Us Versus Them summit went down last week and it was good to have Lake back in the house. We were cranking out some fresh heat last week, so I’m hoping we get a chance to show you our hard work sometime soon. Until then, Lake [...]
Now this is just nasty. Long time reader SweetSexy hit me on the hotline to send me this story.
Meet Michael Edwards:
This dude has been accused of rolling up on women and randomly spraying semen into their hair and back. What kinds of wild addiction is that and how much prep work is involved? Is he [...]
This video came out a week ago and I was conflicted. Now you know I love to find some great “Come on Bruh” Moments, but even I have my limits. Come on Bruh is about Black men who are doing things that no Black man is ever supposed to do. Dress up like Ken from [...]
Last week, the homey H8torade posted Glen Davis doing the Dougie and pretty much covered all the bases. On Twitter I said there wasn’t much to add to his commentary on this video.
Damn, that is still turrible. Let’s not forget this:
So yeah, I do have something else to add to H8torade’s commentary.
Glen Davis…MAN UP!
This dude [...]
The Manny Pacquiao vs. Floyd Mayweather mega fight should have happened last year, it should have happened earlier this year, and it should happen later this year, but instead…it isn’t happening yet.
Mayweather called out Pacquiao for not agreeing to his random drug testing. Pacquiao agreed to most of the terms, but put a deadline of [...]
This fool The Dream was already firmly on the list of “Them” but now he has gone too damn far.
And not just because he thought it was cool to wear one glove. You know he married Us Versus Them favorite and purveyor of the infamous triple tuck, Christina Milian. They even had a baby, that’s [...]
@Be You and me are eye to eye on this one but I’m gonna go a little bit harder
I had this “Lebron is gonna be playing in D-Wade’s shadow” argument for 4 hours last night and i realized that the only ones spouting this gahbage were Knicks fans. I’ll explain why Lebron’s [...]
I’ve watched Mike Tyson whoop ass. I’ve watched Mike Tyson get beat. I’ve watched Mike get fat, I’ve watched him cha-cha, and I’ve watched him on the Tyson documentary. Mike Tyson is the official mascot of Us Versus Them and any man who was once the baddest man on the planet is always good with [...]
Cadbury in England got people to take the “Flake 99 Challenge”. It is a funny little game where you challenge people to eat an ice cream cone on a roller coaster complete with flips, huge hills and a spin at the end where you repeat the whole track backwards. Sounds like a great fun little [...]
Have you ever done something, and you thought it was really hot when you did it? You thought you looked really cool, or were being really funny, or you were rocking that hat? But then you look back or see it in a picture it doesn’t quite come out the way you thought it would? [...]
There is really no explanation for this. There is no story that will make this make sense for me. It isn’t even good as a lost bet or a bag joke. This should just never voluntarily happen to a man. Really, if someone tried to force you to do it, a fight should break out [...]
Tiger, Tiger, Tiger. All things considered, he’s actually playing things pretty well so far. Except those wild ass text messages he sent all his ladies, he’s tried to attack things in a pretty straight forward manner.
1. He disappeared while he got his stuff together. Win for Tiger because a leaked picture of his (allegedly) busted [...]
Roy Jones Jr. fought Bernard Hopkins on Saturday night and it was epic. But I’m pretty sure it was an epic fail. I’m pretty sure this fight would have been awesome in 2001, but in 2010 it is actually just sad. Roy Jones, Jr. is 41 and Bernard Hopkins is 45 and it looked like [...]
Aw man, Tiger can’t catch a break. He laid low for over three months. Kept his ass in tail rehab for the entire time, dropped a quick pres conference and thought he was going to come back to the Masters nice and clean. Not so fast. One of his chicks was hanging back and waiting [...]
Now I know MMA ain’t for no punks, but I’m pretty sure this guy is taking it too far.
Ol’ girl’s knee really buckles right there too. She was smiling and everything and really just not ready for that kick. This guy is a real dick for that one, and apparently this is his “thing”. Peep [...]
Damn Homey, you used to be the man homey, what happened to you? D’Angelo was in NY in his Range Rover when he decided he needed some head.
Now I don’t know about D’Angelo’s game, but I’m pretty sure walking into a bar and walking up the the nearest chick and saying, “I’m D’Angelo”, then dropping [...]
The homey Royal from Code2Ave hit me up with a nomination for “Come on Bruh!” and I couldn’t agree more. I was trying to watch a solid Lakers v. Magic game on Sunday when I thought I was watching an old school 1997 throwback game and Dennis Rodman was on the court. Guess what Ron [...]
My opinion:
5. R Kelly, the thug harmonies all started there…classic example of ‘good n terrible
Yes, I know that is not the real R. Kelly, but “Piss on You” is a classic.
4. T Pain, the personification of “When keepin it creative goes wrong”… good music, but he’s a clown
3. DJ Clue, just the entire idea of [...]
Phoenix and San Antonio was in the last minute of the 4th quarter, when Phoenix got a steal when they were just down 2. They got it up to the back to back 2002-2003 dunk contest winner for an uncontested basket ahead of the field. Check out Jason’s finish.
Aw damn, come on bruh, that is [...]
This might be the Come on Bruh to end all Come on Bruhs right here. I started come on bruh just to provide examples of brothers who had lost their way, who have become one of “them”, just to let people know what NOT to do. This one is great because it taps into two [...]
Now I believe that children are the future…but there is still no explanation for this:
Sheed has that, “this is some bullsh*t right here” look on his face. Even the little girl with the side pony tail can’t believe her eyes. Someone tricked these cats on this one.
-Brock
Now we all know that Blago is crazy. From the Donald Trump hair impersonation.
To the wild selling the Senate seats out of the back of his trunk Hustle Man moves and the man who gave you this.Now he’s done up and done it. Peep this yall.
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2010/01/11/ex-governor-blagojevich-im-blacker-than-barack-obama/
Really?! Did this man really go to a shoe-shining [...]
Yall know what a Slumpbuster is, right?
slumpbuster
n. an unattractive woman sought by a man for sexual relations in order to improve his sports-playing abilities or his involuntarily inactive sex life. Subjects: English, Sex & Sexuality, Sports & Recreation, Derogatory, Slang
True.. That’s a slumpbuster. But so is THIS:
Seriously…And I’m not joking. This “woman” looks like a [...]
Why are brothers still dressing up as video game characters? Haven’t we covered this already?
And a random character at that. I know Akuma is a beast, but you went on ahead and bought the contacts. You’re doing too much bruh, let it go.
-Brock
As a black man and one of the opinionated assholes that run this fine institution called Us Versus Them, I like to do a little public service from time to time. While my day job is to separate Us from Them and let you know acceptable behavior, sometimes I feel compelled to convert some of [...]
