Confirmed: Paula Abdul is on that stuff
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, May 7th, 2009

Anyone who has watched American Idol over the past few years knew Paula was a damn drug addict.

Well now it all comes out: Paula admits she was flying high on some wild Chinese meds (uhh, I think the kids call that OPIUM) and lidocaine.

Look, anyone who has dealt with a druggie knows one thing, when [...]

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Teen Survives Cougar Attack: So What?
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

I survive cougar attacks all the time.  You can’t go out without seeing them lurking in a pack.  Swaying in the corner and always on the lookout for fresh meat like your boy Brock.

I mean the modern Coug is extra aggressive.  Never look them directly in the eye.  Don’t be tricked by the fact that [...]

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Leatherface vs. Butterhead
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, March 31st, 2008

What the hell is Aubrey O’Day doing?

What the fuck is this? Didn’t Diddy tell this chick that he was worried about her image after she put her tittays on dubbs and deep fried her grill?

Now Danity Kane is out trying to promote their new album and she’s coming off yet another successful Making the [...]


Freaks, skeezers and Hoes: It’s Big Brother 9 time
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, February 19th, 2008

Ha, I know some of you loved that old school “Skeezer’ blast I just laid on you. Oh, there’s more where that came from. Originally, this post was called, Racism (Ryan), Drama (Amanda and Joshuah) and Hoes: It’s Big Brother Time, but it just got too long. Hey, hoes take time, attention [...]


Big Brother 9: ‘Til Death Do You Part
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, February 13th, 2008

Update: Check out my latest post on the women of Big Brother 9 
So I tuned into the new Big Brother last night. It was standard fare. First off, you had to figure out that this season, the game is being played by couples instead of individually. I guess they did some personality [...]


Super Cougar Amy Fisher has a video
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, November 1st, 2007

Wow, I was bumping around online and I saw this link about Amy Fisher’s sex tape that’s coming out soon.

I really had no interest, but I clicked on it or the “Long Island Lolita,” but I figured what the heck. It was a trailer for the real video (NSFW) and surprising, Amy Fisher actually [...]


The Bachelor episode 4 roundup, Blondie loses it
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007

Hey, I like the Bachelor because they just keep it so basic and good with the hard bodies and solid superficiality. As a dude you just get to look at babes, who are in the best shape of their lives, run around in sexy dresses and bikinis en route to that fantasy suite, so [...]


Southwest Airlines policy on travel attire: “Clothes before hoes”
Posted by Lake Arlington | Saturday, September 8th, 2007

UPDATE: Kyla decided to pose nude in Playboy. Click HERE for our update STORY!
Meet 23 year old Kyla Ebbert, a chick who got kicked off a Southwest Airlines flight en route to Tuscon Arizona from San Diego because she was dressed too provocatively… Indeed, the “college student” and Hooters girl got the “heave [...]


Is Noelia the Baddest Chick at UvT? YES!!!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, August 31st, 2007

Ok, there isn’t much going on in the news right now. So I’ll give my people what qualifies as news enough to me and that’s the fact that Puerto Rican pop sensation/sex tape super nova Noelia is still fine.

Truth be told, we need to give her some more shine on this site. So [...]