The Case for Dawn Richard
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, February 16th, 2010

There are only a few chicks a UvT that cause more controversy than Dawn Richard from Danity Kane, Dirty Money and Making the Band.  We’ve covered the pros…we’ve covered the cons.  I think she’s sexy.  I think Lake fell in love when he saw this:

Yet there are still haters ladies of UvT who say this [...]

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New Day Feminism by Aubrey O’Day
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, October 6th, 2009

There aint nothing I love more than empowerment.

And lord knows we can always go to pop culture to show us the way.  I know I’m a bit late here, but you guys have got to listen to this ridiculous rhetoric from Aubrey if you haven’t already.  I mean, this chick is COMPLETELY off her rocker.  [...]

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Making The Band 4: Season Recap and Finale
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, April 21st, 2009

Us Versus Them used to hang our hats on Making the Band 4.  It was a weekly institution.  Lake broke down the weekly episode from Aubrey getting too big for her britches (literally), Laurie Ann Gibson being told “no interjections”, and Donnie dancing like a white boy.  But this season has been different, it just [...]

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D. Woods Discovers Kanye’s Workout Plan?
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, March 2nd, 2009

Even though she got fired by Puff, D. Woods has taken advantage of her time in the spotlight because she is an official member, along with Beyonce, Jennifer Lopez and Jared the Subway Guy (no homo) of the Big Girls Gone Good club.  My lord, peep the strength and honor on this broad.

Ah, the broken [...]

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Not Good Enough: Dawn Richards’ King Mag Pics
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, February 27th, 2009

I’m sorry, but this just aint good enough for me.  Like, it’s enticing, but it’s just leaving me wondering what’s really going on.

Now I liked this one.  But don’t get too excited, this is basically as good as it gets.  Sure she dropped it to the floor and gave us Q’s perspective, but that aint [...]


Aubrey O’Day Proves She’s a Strong Woman by Getting Naked, YES!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, February 17th, 2009

Nothing says empowerment like $400,000 of airbrush, some silicone-saline polymer enforced titties sittin on high and some collagen lips busting out at the seams.  No this aint Lil Kim Back to the Future Edition, I’m talking about the movements of the ULTIMATE feminist, so strong that you can hear her bare arse roar, Aubrey O’Day!  [...]

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Making the Band 4: Dawn & Que Update
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, January 23rd, 2009

The only time I’m really down with Dawn from Making the Band 4 and Danity Kane, is when she hits me with that unexpected ass on the show.  I’m going to add this joint to the list.  She’s killing it right here.

makes a brother wish he had that angle 2.  I do that that angle [...]

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Born Again Gay: Aubrey Rides for Prop 8
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, December 9th, 2008

There’s little more humorous to me than the born again gay chick.  Yall know what i mean.

The born again gay babe is the chick who gives up the dack for lent or who converts a tickle/pillow fight into a cat fest and then just stays on that side of the plate once she realizes how  [...]

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D. Woods is Back!!!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, October 29th, 2008

We haven’t seen D. Woods since Diddy broke her punk arse off for insubordination in the second to last episode of Making the Band 4. Well, it’s nice to see the babe is still breathing:

Is it just me or does she look like a flasher here? I know, I know, that’s how she’s [...]

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Bizzaro Politics: McCain vs. His Redneck Hick Supporters, etc.
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, October 13th, 2008

Wow, John McCain is finally on the semi “us” side of a this blog.

Ok, not really, but he did something that even I had to give him a “ataway to not be such an arse-hole John Boy.”

What, who am I kidding, all these mufuckers are “them” to me.  Anyway, peep how even John McCain couldn’t [...]


MTB4 Update: Aubrey Gets the Boot From Danity Kane
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, October 9th, 2008

Daaaaayum homey, 3 years ago you were the Madaaaaam homey, WTF happened to you?  I guess we finally know why Aubrey was licking on poles, dogs and all the rest.

Damn man.  Haaaa  I mean, I don’t even know what to say.  All I can think is, this is why Puff is who Puff is and [...]

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Somebody Call Peta: Aubrey is nuts!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, October 1st, 2008

Dude, is there anything more that Aubrey O’Day could do to lower your opinion of her?

Yikes.  First of all, it’s a dog, not a warm stuffed animal.  Man, somebody take that damn dog away from her!  Honestly, what is this chick thinking?  She’s truly awful.  And let’s face it, Making the Band 4, Season 3 [...]

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Feds to Americans: Our Money’s Funny and Our Credit Won’t Get It
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, September 18th, 2008

Daaaayum son.  This damn financial crisis has finally bubbled over to a level I can’t accept.  I spoke to my boys today in NYC, both bankers, and neither could guarantee me a spot at TenJune upon my next trip to the city.  As such, this was the conclusion I came to with regard to our [...]


Change Has Come: Evolutionary Thickness Right Before Our Eyes
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, September 18th, 2008

People want to hate on my message, but I know there’s a movement in this country.  Yes, all over this nation, millions of women are saying, “Yes We Can,” but I’m not talking about Barack Obama, oh no ma’am.  I’m talking about these thick white chicks that are showing themselves, day in and day out, [...]


Making the Band 4, Season 3 Premiere – The Tour
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, August 20th, 2008

Ohhhhhh shit, I just went ahead and played that “Exclusive,” versions fast and slow, back to back to back to back to back like it was MTB4 Season 1 again.  Oh yeah, I’m amp’d up and ready for some good solid MTB4.  Let’s get it. So I’m watching the show and Diddy comes on talking [...]

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Aubrey O’Day Pulls Yet Another Publicity Stunt
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, August 7th, 2008

Didn’t Diddy tell this chick to mind her image that night in the office?

Now she’s out in the public streets swapping spit with a “I want to work for diddy” contestant errr fake lesbian, what gives?

Ohhhhh, that fully closed lipped kiss?  Veeeeery passionate, sooooo sexy.  I almost makes me want to jack errrr go on [...]


Danity Kane in Bikinis
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, June 4th, 2008

Hmmm, I own know. I think this just reinforced what I already thought about Danity Kane.

Ok, I like the red theme. Damn they’re rocking some ultra coverage ‘kinis, no?

Now the ladies look pretty good here to a woman. But we do have to take a few points away from Aubrey for her [...]


Leatherface vs. Butterhead
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, March 31st, 2008

What the hell is Aubrey O’Day doing?

What the fuck is this? Didn’t Diddy tell this chick that he was worried about her image after she put her tittays on dubbs and deep fried her grill?

Now Danity Kane is out trying to promote their new album and she’s coming off yet another successful Making the [...]


MTB4, Season 2, Episodes 5: Aubrey gets pimped
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, March 5th, 2008

Ok, so I know all our loyal readers were pissed at me last week when I failed to deliver the goods on that Episode 5 of Making the Band 4, Season 2. Hey, what can I say, I should have come through and didn’t. Even perfection takes a day off from time to [...]


MTB4 – Episode 4, Aubrey v. Donnie
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, February 19th, 2008

We didn’t do a post on Episode 3 because it was basically garbage and Lake don’t have the time for substandard programming, ok MTV? Nuff said.
I don’t know, I guess after that great Bitchassness Episode, anything would have been a letdown. So I watched the show, everything is going well…yeah yeah, the guys [...]

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MTB4: Do you have ‘bitchassness’ in you?
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, February 5th, 2008

WOW, again Diddy delivers a solid episode replete with highs and lows on the music tip and staged eerrrr real life human drama between the different Bands. Oh and he coined a new term: Bitchassness, but we’ll get to that later.
Incidentally, can we get a name for the guy’s band? I’m tired of [...]