I know there is a lot of controversy around all of this and this isn’t going to be easy. But after the Oscars, Howard Stern went in on Gabourey Sidibe from Precious.
During the Oscars, Oprah was introducing Gabourey and said, “I know this is the first wonderful performance of a long, successful career”. Now I [...]
Let’s just get it out front that it has been a long day and I’m steady slipping into a state of delirium. That said, sometimes you need to be in an alternate state to see the world the way it is truly meant to be seen. You know what I just realized? Mario is a [...]
Damn homey. Better watch how you treat your kids, because apparently some sperm aint enough in 2009. Lil Al B. Sure! (please note that awful exclamation point that’s legitimately a part of Al B.’s name) got loose on his pops the ‘nother day in an open letter to him and the peoples.
In it, he big [...]
Look, cats were scratching their heads when Al Davis hired young Lane Kiffin last season as the Raider’s head coach. Now Lane just got fired with a “Lane was a muthafucker” foot in his ass on his way out the door courtesy of Al Davis. Peep it.
Now Lane is crying foul. So you know my [...]
After being recorded lighting up the glass dizzick and tooting the boogar sugar Amy Winehouse has finally checked her skinny ass into rehab.
Hopefully they’ll have burgers up in there. Forget methodone, get that chick a Royal with Cheese.
- Lake
Man, have I or have I not been talking about the fact that R&B is just an inherently shady enterprise?
I mean, the bottom line is that you’ve got cats who are interpretational, artistic and sensitive crooning with cornrows, wife beaters and an ice grill on their face. I mean, if these cats weren’t doing [...]
It’s holiday time here at Us Versus Them, and Brock thought it was time to give the interns some love. Lake likes to employ white frat boys and white chicks of questionable morality and a penchant for selecting outfits that leave little to the imagination. Well, when I spend my money, I do it my [...]
Look, if there is one group of cats I don’t fuck with, it’s terrorists/insurgents (yes, I acknowledge they aren’t the same, but just let me be simplistic here) . I mean, let’s face it, pound for pound, those cats are the hardest, wildest and scariest dudes on the planet. Politics aside, I [...]
When the Star Wars Prequels came out, we all knew where it was going to end up. Aniken was going to become Darth Vader, he was going to have twins, Luke and Leia, with Amidala who was going to die in child birth, the Jedi were going to be exterminated, Yoda was going into hiding, [...]
