Come On Bruh! Antoine Dodson…We’re gonna Find You!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, August 3rd, 2010

This video came out a week ago and I was conflicted.  Now you know I love to find some great “Come on Bruh” Moments, but even I have my limits.  Come on Bruh is about Black men who are doing things that no Black man is ever supposed to do.  Dress up like Ken from [...]

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Howard Stern vs. Gabourey Sidibe
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, March 12th, 2010

I know there is a lot of controversy around all of this and this isn’t going to be easy.  But after the Oscars, Howard Stern went in on Gabourey Sidibe from Precious.

During the Oscars, Oprah was introducing Gabourey and said, “I know this is the first wonderful performance of a long, successful career”.  Now I [...]

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Old School Video Games Were Kinda Messed Up
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, May 8th, 2009

Let’s just get it out front that it has been a long day and I’m steady slipping into a state of delirium.  That said, sometimes you need to be in an alternate state to see the world the way it is truly meant to be seen.  You know what I just realized?  Mario is a [...]

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Lil Al B. Sure! Kills His Pops Softly With Public Diss
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

Damn homey.  Better watch how you treat your kids, because apparently some sperm aint enough in 2009.  Lil Al B. Sure! (please note that awful exclamation point that’s legitimately a part of Al B.’s name) got loose on his pops the ‘nother day in an open letter to him and the peoples.

In it, he big [...]

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Weird Al Davis vs. Lane Kiffin is Awesome!!!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, October 1st, 2008

Look, cats were scratching their heads when Al Davis hired young Lane Kiffin last season as the Raider’s head coach.  Now Lane just got fired with a “Lane was a muthafucker” foot in his ass on his way out the door courtesy of Al Davis. Peep it.

Now Lane is crying foul.  So you know my [...]

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She finally took dat azz to rehab..yes, yes, yes
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, January 24th, 2008

After being recorded lighting up the glass dizzick and tooting the boogar sugar Amy Winehouse has finally checked her skinny ass into rehab.

Hopefully they’ll have burgers up in there. Forget methodone, get that chick a Royal with Cheese.
- Lake


Homo Erectus Part 3: B2K, Marques Houston, Omarion, et. al.
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, December 24th, 2007

Man, have I or have I not been talking about the fact that R&B is just an inherently shady enterprise?

I mean, the bottom line is that you’ve got cats who are interpretational, artistic and sensitive crooning with cornrows, wife beaters and an ice grill on their face. I mean, if these cats weren’t doing [...]

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When Keeping it Real Goes Right
Posted by Brock Hardon | Saturday, December 22nd, 2007

It’s holiday time here at Us Versus Them, and Brock thought it was time to give the interns some love.  Lake likes to employ white frat boys and white chicks of questionable morality and a penchant for selecting outfits that leave little to the imagination.  Well, when I spend my money, I do it my [...]


The War on Terror-ible: Rule No. 1 Violation
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, November 27th, 2007

Look, if there is one group of cats I don’t fuck with, it’s terrorists/insurgents (yes, I acknowledge they aren’t the same, but just let me be simplistic here) . I mean, let’s face it, pound for pound, those cats are the hardest, wildest and scariest dudes on the planet. Politics aside, I [...]

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President Bush Goes to the Dark Side
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, October 25th, 2007

When the Star Wars Prequels came out, we all knew where it was going to end up.  Aniken was going to become Darth Vader, he was going to have twins, Luke and Leia, with Amidala who was going to die in child birth, the Jedi were going to be exterminated, Yoda was going into hiding, [...]

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