This might be the best okey doke story ever.  This is Tara Fitzgerald.

So she allegedly was using the webcam on her Dell laptop to takes some freaky pictures of herself for her boyfriend.  But then the lost those joints on her computer…couldn’t find them.  Since she has a 14 year old daughter, she really felt [...]

Now this is just nasty.  Long time reader SweetSexy hit me on the hotline to send me this story.
Meet Michael Edwards:

This dude has been accused of rolling up on women and randomly spraying semen into their hair and back.  What kinds of wild addiction is that and how much prep work is involved?  Is he [...]

When Tiger Woods got caught for going buck wild with 14 known ladies, everyone wondered what Elin was going to do.

According to the Examiner, she is filing for divorce and is asking for $750,000,000.  If you aren’t used to counting that many zeros, that is Seven Hundred Fifty Million Dollars.  You know how ARod signed [...]

Mayyyyyyne, I’ve been thinking about how to play this one for a long time, so I’ve finally decided to take it to the people.  So you know I do jokes and stuff right?  You know I in the Google kang, and I can find damn near anything on the internet right?  You know that I’m [...]

Aw man, Tiger can’t catch a break.  He laid low for over three months.  Kept his ass in tail rehab for the entire time, dropped a quick pres conference and thought he was going to come back to the Masters nice and clean.  Not so fast.  One of his chicks was hanging back and waiting [...]

This might be the Come on Bruh to end all Come on Bruhs right here.  I started come on bruh just to provide examples of brothers who had lost their way, who have become one of “them”, just to let people know what NOT to do.  This one is great because it taps into two [...]

Tiger Woods had a single car accident on Thanksgiving morning and his life hasn’t been the same since.  Do you remember when you first heard about it?  When everyone thought Tiger was unconscious and bleeding from his mouth?  When we didn’t know how bad the accident was or if he would ever be able to [...]

Ashley Madison is a matchmaking agency for people who are already married.  Their motto is “life is short.  Have an affair”.  Peep the picture from the front of the site.

Now, I understand the dude in this picture peeping this website and thinking this looks like a good idea, but what about the chick?  Do women [...]

Comic book superheroes are great.  Who didn’t love comic books?  Not only do they show you the upside of superpowers, but they also show you the downside.  Cyclops can shoot lasers out of his eyes?  Can’t take off his stunna shades.  Rogue can absorb everyone’s powers and use them?  Can’t actually touch anyone skin to [...]

Damn homey, I’ve heard of a ride or die chick, but I’ve never seen a chick that stays down with her man when were actually talking about him killing her.

Damn.  Is this how they do it now?  I remember the good old days when you knew a chick was down if you committed a crime [...]

This post caused the most devastating internal struggle ever here at Us Versus Them.  One one hand…I have an obsession with tasers.  Ever since the Don’t Tase Me Bro video, I’ve openly campaigned for every possible tasing to be videotaped because it offers endless entertainment.  On the other hand, somehow this dude found a way [...]

It’s fairly clear that Jim Jones is a complete and utter ass, which oddly enough is why I like him.  Well, that and the fact that without any clearly discernable talent, he’s managed to hype up two already fiery songs in Fly High and Pop Champagne.  Anyway, dickheadedness has it’s drawbacks though:

Wait, was that a [...]

Look, cats were scratching their heads when Al Davis hired young Lane Kiffin last season as the Raider’s head coach.  Now Lane just got fired with a “Lane was a muthafucker” foot in his ass on his way out the door courtesy of Al Davis. Peep it.

Now Lane is crying foul.  So you know my [...]

Lake,
We need to talk.  I know you like kicking it with the brothers.  I know you’ve grown to like fat asses, appreciate the thick white woman, and enjoy the hip-hop music.  This is important.  We’ve got more than 2.5 Million hits, you are a role model now.  But I’m not talking about the loyal UvT [...]

Now see, Roger Clemens probably should have slowed his roll when he tricked Brian MacNamee with that tape recording, only to play it at a press conference. You might not want to fuck with a cat like that when he’s got dirt on you AND your wife, Debbie Clemens, who MacNamee claims he shot [...]

This is hilarious.  You gotta give ol girl credit for working on her craft at home.  This gives new meaning to “let the beat ride out”.

Damn, there’s a little shuffling in there at the beginning.  Hope she was OK.
-Brock

Because that is what Tracy Edmonds will be getting from Eddie long about 2013. Eddie and Tracy were married this past weekend.

Damn, he looks happy now, but you know this isn’t gonna work out, right?  Everybody has a boy like Eddie.  You know, a cat that just can’t get along without a girl on his [...]

Man, have I or have I not been talking about the fact that R&B is just an inherently shady enterprise?

I mean, the bottom line is that you’ve got cats who are interpretational, artistic and sensitive crooning with cornrows, wife beaters and an ice grill on their face. I mean, if these cats weren’t doing [...]

I generally don’t like to disgust people, but this was one of the biggest WTF moments I’ve ever had.  Apparently some 18 year old chick coughed up the giant hairball pictured below.

That’s a 10 pounder right there.  Old girl had a habit of eating her hair, and at some point it stopped passing through her [...]

The soon to be Mrs. O’Neal has plenty to be thankful for this year.

Shaunie O’Neal’s purported assets were revealed as a result of a court filing on Wednesday. And what did little mama claim she had? After merely five years of marriage and seemingly 5-18 kids she says she’s got:

$450,000 in cash and [...]

We usually cover national news, but sometimes regular people do things that are just too good to pass up. So Us Versus Them fan MRod, owner of this blog was apparently out Saturday night when he got faded on Red Bull and Vodka. When I say he got faded, I mean he [...]