I’ve been traveling on bitnis so I’ve been out of the mix, but I did this damn fool get loose on the not goose and stumbled her candy ass onto the damn T (subway) platform in Boston…  If you haven’t seen this, peep it, it’s crazy:

Jesus!  First of all, how f*cked do you have to [...]

Anyone who has watched American Idol over the past few years knew Paula was a damn drug addict.

Well now it all comes out: Paula admits she was flying high on some wild Chinese meds (uhh, I think the kids call that OPIUM) and lidocaine.

Look, anyone who has dealt with a druggie knows one thing, when [...]

I don’t know what kind of science the normally do in Australia, but this one is a gem.  I also don’t know how they ran this study, but they’ve determined that men who drink a “moderate” amount of four drinks a day, five days a week have optimum sexual performance. Sheeeeeeeit.  Tell me something I [...]

It is the holidays here at Us Versus Them, time to get into some holiday cheer.  Let’s start with some holiday themed drinking.  By that way, Lake is a HUGE Egg Nog guy.  Personally, I can’t touch the stuff.  I actually hate eggs, and because of that I can’t reconcile whatever a “nog” is, so [...]

Pepsi Max is getting creative in their new campaign for their soda.  It has only one calorie, and for some reason that calorie is lonely and ready to end it all.  He’s trying hard too…leaving nothing to chance.

Here we have “Sitting in a pool of gasoline with a stick of dynamite strapped to your head [...]

Come on now.  Haven’t the silly reindeer games gone far enough?  Now we have sloppy rich beer tycoons telling a self made man from truly humble beginnings like Barack Obama to “walk in her shoes”?

And I’m going to go ahead and be fair about it and put the full quote out there.  This is what [...]

I travel a lot.  I’ve got it down to a science.  One bag, fits in the overhead.  Take my frequent flyer upgrade and slam brews and/or vodka until I reach my destination or get cut off at 30,000 feet.  Unpack, repack, repeat.

So all the airlines have these systems for getting people on and off the [...]

This really isn’t news so I’ll give it a few seconds of actual story time until I move on to more worthy pursuits.  But Joakim Noah, the back-to-back NCAA Basketball National Champion and Chicago Bull Forward, just got busted for possession the hippie lettuce and unauthorized public liquor sippin the ‘nother day in Florida.

I know, I know, [...]

I know I’m crazy late but I would be completely remiss if I didn’t comment on Jenna Bush’s wedding (shouts to Will) over the weekend. Now I can’t lie, typically my reaction to those aesthetically unappealing Bush babes looks something like this:

Though I do find that look in Babs’ eye somewhat appealing in this [...]

And I told yall that Christina Aguilera’s baby aint gonna be right if he’s drinking from these silicone mountains.

That stage right breast piece aint sittin right. Ladies out there considering throwing some D’s on it or even throwing some C’s… just take note that this is not the kind of freak we’re looking for. [...]

I’m not a big Wino guy. I don’t really listen to her music aside from the obligatory “Rehab” bridge each and every Club DJ felt they had to hit me with back in 2007, but when I saw this I just had to post it. She gets a few points for going retro [...]

Now you know Zoe Kravitz was put up for consideration a few months ago for keeping it fine. In fact, here is a quick reminder of what she’s working with.

OK, so the blank stare suggests she might have hit that booger sugar one too many times, but she’s still working with something. [...]

More proof to my theory that in order to be truly hilarious, like genius level, you have to actually be crazy. Like, on the brink, can’t function normally, got a screw loose, aint right, all wrong, self medicating, chemically imbalanced and just all together fucking loony kind of crazy.
We saw it with Martin Lawrence’s [...]

We usually cover national news, but sometimes regular people do things that are just too good to pass up. So Us Versus Them fan MRod, owner of this blog was apparently out Saturday night when he got faded on Red Bull and Vodka. When I say he got faded, I mean he [...]

Kid Rock was cruising through the ATL last weekend when he got into a fight in a Waffle House.   This breaks several of Brock’s Rules.  Rule #1: Never eat at a place that is open 24 hours a day.  There is no way for the place to ever get clean.  Rule #2: Never listen to [...]

In breaking news, rapper Trick Daddy, AKA Trick Daddy Dollas, was arrested for getting rowdy in a strip club.  He doesn’t look like he’d cause any trouble in a room full of dollar bills and naked women, does he?
Anyway, apparently Trick bit off a little more than he can chew because he got his ass [...]

A grocery store in Maine carded a 65 year old woman who was trying to buy wine with no ID.

Apparently, they thought she might be part of a scheme to help underage drinkers by being their liquor mule and smuggling the hooch out of the local Stop & Shop. Yeah… I don’t know how they [...]