Lake was a little disappointed when Duke didn’t land Harrison Barnes.  That is when he got off this gem.
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Is anyone shocked here?  No.  Clearly when Hendo busted out for Not Senior Year at Duke, John Wall knew he had to go to UK.  And why not.  He can contend for a title there and nobody, [...]

While I love the Duke – Carolina game, I’m not particularly hype for this game.  I feel like with the personnel we have, instead of a hype, fight it out game, it is going to be a glorified version of this:

Also, Duke is in a “can’t win” situation.  If we win, Carolina is having a [...]

…and before you answer the question, please note that a basketball team is designed to win basketball games.

Hey, not to blatantly play the race card (well, I didn’t, our recruiting has) but basketball is a game that is literally dominated by African Americans.  So you would think an elite college basketball team would have, oh [...]

I blame Christian Laettner.  This picture pretty much sums up my opinion of Greg Paulus’ defensive ability during his tenure at Duke.

Dammit.  War baby Curry in 2010-11.
-Brock

While Coach K continues to line his fat pockets with endorsement deals, commercial dollars and shoe contracts.  While K keeps stacking up civic awards, idiot commentary toward the president and other achieving hoops programs and YES winning gold medals, the Duke Basketball Program is in a FUCKING FREE FALL!!!
Dear Coach K and Coach K Jr. [...]

….someone cue up Heartless by Kanye.

Jesus.  Not that this is a shocker to anyone, but Gerald Henderson has made his “No more drama” initiative final and signed with an agent.  Now, that’s pretty much slow signing and flower bringing time for Duke Hoops.

(shouts to Nickel Plated Bama)
I mean, imagine what this team will be like [...]

Showing that he can read a recruiting report and watch a McDonald’s All-American game as easily as anyone else, Gerald Henderson has reportedly made the decision to forgo his senior year at Duke and try his luck in the NBA lottery.

From the looks of his face, it looked like a gut wrenching decision.  Nah, look, [...]

After winning the Eastern Region with a decisive victory over Pitt, the Duke Blue Devils, led by the superstar Junior Point Guard, Power Forward, Bench Coach and Demigod, Jon Scheyer, seem poised to cut the nets down in Detroit.

When axed about his great accomplishment and complete dominance of Levance Fields with his stunning athleticism, lazer [...]

Duke got their asses Druuuuuuuuuug, the hell up out of the spot by Nova last night.  I mean, I think we got one open shot all night.  The CBS feed I was watching cut away from the game we were getting so blown out.  I mean did we reallywant Lance Thomas to have the ball [...]

Ask and you shall receive.  I know you cats think you have advanced basketball minds.  I know you love hating on Duke.

And most of all, you cats really enjoy picking the most obvious team to win, so now we’ve got the real deal set up to truly separate the Us from Them.

Dasrite, it’s UvT Bracketology [...]

The brackets are set.  The conference championships are over.  Every loss from this point forward sends your ass packing.  Which is kinda dangerous, because with the exception of Louisville, Memphis and, ahem…the Duke Blue Devils, every single Team in the Top 10 caught it in the jaw.
#1 Carolina Tarheels?  Peaced out to barely in the [...]

For all of you supposed arm chair basketball aficionados, the day has finally come when true UvT cats are able to separate “Us” from “Them.” Dasrite, this year we’ll be starting our first installment of the UvT Tournament Challenge, brought to you by Thick White Chicks, T-Pain’s Autotune machine and Kwame Kilpatrick’s jaw piece.

Ahhhh, it’s [...]

Well, the thugz from College Park did what they do.

They had their fully audible “Fuck You Singler” chants (because you gotta keep it classy at U of Murrland), they hit ridiculous three pointers they can only muster in the role of spoiler, they got Gerald Henderson’s nizzuts scrapped across their faces, they road Jon Scheyer’s [...]

Hey, this is going to be an off key post simply because it’s totally biased, unsolicited and really, somewhat unwarranted.  But I JUST got home from our reunion down at Duke.  I did not go to bed last night, AT ALL… just road it out and went hard, so excuse me if this post is [...]

I got a bunch of ridiculous texts, emails and facebook messages letting me know that Duke lost the game.  Oh really?  Like I wasn’t watching.

But I must say, the fellas made it interesting in the first half.  Then it all went wrong.

And it doesn’t help when our guys are clowning around either:

Eh, it’s not really [...]

It was hard to watch, but Duke caught an ass whooping unlike anything I’ve ever seen since I’ve been watching Duke Basketball. They got drug the F*ck out the gym by TWENTY SEVEN against Clemson!

To say I don’t get it is an understatement.  My sources tell me that the fellas are going to be at [...]

Man I was out in those streets Friday night, so with the Duke vs. Terps game hitting the flatscreen at 12 noon on Saturday, I almost didn’t answer the bell.  I pulled it together expecting a battle for the ages.  I wanted to see this:

Instead, I saw one of the most one sided beatdowns that [...]

I know yall haters caught that Duke over Gtown game.

As we say up in NY, “it’s lovey and I love it”..  That G. Hendo was on FIRE and over all, the cats really did a nilla proud.  How about the reemergence of Greg Paulus?  Haa  Pauly gettin his man.

No question.  And not too surprisngly, Mr. [...]

Every now and again you get that perfect video clip.  Just something that gives you every damn single thing you want.  This is just that sort of clip:

It’s just too good.  In fact, probably the best.  Well, there’s always this:

You know, the most intriguing aspect of that video at this point is that dude in [...]

Look, it’s a long season and Michigan is improved, but Duke just folded on Saturday like a team that really thought they were poised to stroll their way into the final four.

We could have used a bit more of this brand of heart of fire from the fellas and Mr. McCurl.  Funny, those Michigan backdoor [...]

Are you serious?  I tuned in thinking I was going to see a game and then Duke came in and had their way with the Boilermakers from jump.

I mean, seriously, there is not one single player on that Purdue team that I’d want at Duke.  Even coach K was disgusted by the performance of that [...]

Yo, I’m just sitting here watching Georgetown beat the living hell out of these hapless Murrrlan Terps and it just brings a smile to my face.

I know, I know, after that win against Michigan State all you thugs with books actually thought you’d have a good year.

Sure, let’s take a look at starting five, shall [...]

LOL.  Hey, I just started watching this Kentucky v. UNC game and it’s just hilarious.  So much so, that in honor of the Wildcats trash program, I went into my cupboard and cracked open a fresh can to commemorate this occasion.

I mean, Kentucky is just awful.  They can’t even get the ball into their offense.  [...]

It’s finally here.  The start of the Duke errr College Basketball season.

Duke beat up on, and I’m not making this up, the “Blue Hose,” pronounced “Blue Hoes” of Presbyterian College tonight.  Lol.  I couldn’t believe it myself.  I mean, come on now.  Blue Hoes?  I don’t care how long it’s been your traditional mascot, you [...]

YES!!!!  The sports curmudgeon is finally DEAD.  Well, at least his career at CBS is.  I didn’t think that old man would ever go.

I know, I know, he’s a legend in the business.  Yeah, so was Jesse Helms, but the angels above sang the sweet notes of jubillee when his punk ass kicked a few [...]