Good, now you suckers can concentrate on school errrr your completely credible lawsuits against the same school you have the audacity to play Lacrosse for.  No love.  I laughed when “we” lost.  Go ‘Cuse!!!!  Jerks.
- Lake

When asked what they would say to Nifong if he were in the room, Rae Evans, the mother of indicted player David Evans, says, “I would say with a smile on my face, ‘Mr. Nifong, you’ve picked on the wrong families … and you will pay every day for the rest of your life.‘”

Doesn’t that [...]

Mike Nifong, the naughty District Attorney who turned Durham, NC, Duke University and the lives of three Duke Lacrosse players upside down, started his one day jail sentence today.

Oh yes, you just know the “young angry man” aka the Long Island Gangsta aka Da Slim Thugga aka Colin “I see gay peoople” Finnerty is taking [...]

Let me get this straight. The Duke 3 get accused of raping this skripper. They’re exonerated and thus, are allowed to throw it back in everyone’s faces.
1. Dave Evans really gave us all a fat F you all and gets down with a blue chip investment bank.
2. Reade Seligmann hits us [...]

Look, we talked about this before and we here at U v. T actually liked Reade Seligmann and wished him well at Brown University. If you recall, he said this about his departure to Brown.
“I appreciate the support and loyalty of my teammates and coaches at Duke….I will miss them. I know that they [...]

One of the most interesting figures in that debacle that was the Duke Lax saga was our main man (Ali G finger snap) Reade Seligmann.

Look, honestly, of all characters involved we kinda acknowledge that Reade got a bad deal.

Dude was on his celly with his lady and at an ATM at the time the skripper [...]