Not Eddie, anyone but Eddie.  Lake talked about it last week, but Eddie is really out in these streets.

Eddie still likes him damn leather.  Coming with the shades indoors, the pinky ring, and the standard issue blonde and everything.  Look, I know he just got divorced, but Eddie is 47 years old.  You can’t keep [...]

Funny that young Edward had to go to St. Barts, a very colorful island, to go ahead and get his white chocolate fetish on.  So much for Eddie getting him a “zebra b*tch”…  yikes, his words NOT MINE…in fact, just to keep my ass safe and unbeaten, let’s go ahead and run that Eddie Raw [...]

Hands down, Eddie Murphy is the funniest cat to ever live in my view. Anyway, here is his classic “Not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe” line.

Good stuff.
- Lake

Eddie is better than Emmitt Smith, that’s for sure.

-Brock

Because that is what Tracy Edmonds will be getting from Eddie long about 2013. Eddie and Tracy were married this past weekend.

Damn, he looks happy now, but you know this isn’t gonna work out, right?  Everybody has a boy like Eddie.  You know, a cat that just can’t get along without a girl on his [...]

This is perhaps the best comedy movie EVER made.  Indeed, Trading Places was Eddie Murphy at his finest.

So good…too good actually. Here’s the part when he meets up with Dan Aykroyd aka Lionel Joseph from JAH-Me-yeah-kah… CLASSIC.

Too good…”Da-booday, da-booday, da-booday HA, Da-booday, da-booday, da-booday HA“…
Anyway, I didn’t include the full clip because the sound [...]

“Stop it…stop it, don’t shoot that little mufucka no more…”

It really doesn’t get any better than that. From Arsenio shooting Junior, to that hilarious, “you broke my noise…man,” to “oh really, the only way you going home is shot muthafuckaaaaaaaaah…” It’s just all good. Can someone please let me know what [...]

She still just had a baby. And yes, she is still bad as hell.

Man, that “Dancing with the Stars” diet is real. I asked one of the interns to get me a close up view.

Damn. It is tight up close too. Nice work. I know there have been rumors, [...]

The Lawd is good…he knows what I want!
Now Brock was peeping Mel B. back in the spice girls phase back when she had crazy hair and those big ridiculous boots, and she was still bad as hell.  Now I don’t know what Eddie did, but two kids later she’s better?  How the hail did she [...]

Dude, is it me or did Mel B. just push Eddie’s baby out 4 and 1/2 months ago?

Since that time she has called him out, got Maury Povich to verify that Eddie IS THE FATHER, got her $$$ from Eddie on the suit tip and supposedly got married to some Bison Dele dude who she [...]

We’ve been meaning to get back to this Eddie Murphy thing for a while now. Let me just preface this by saying that Eddie is my favorite comedian of all time. Think about it, he’s hilarious in stand-up, he was absurdly hilarious on Saturday Night Live, he’s put together classic movies, hell, [...]

Mel B: The child is bloody ‘is. He’s a wanka for denying me baby!!
Eddie: I don’t know who baby that iz ‘Murry’. It’s too light, that’s not my hairline and I don’t make no little girls, everybody knows that.
Maury: The results are in! When it comes to [...]