I’ve already covered the fact that I think that Old Spice commercial is damn hilarious.  I usually don’t go for the folk song remix, but John Denver is classic.

They jacked “You Fill up My Senses” and killed it, particularly my man on 2nd guitar.  He really nailed that “the tickets are now diamonds” line.
-Brock

The movie Avatar is coming out this weekend and it is a breakthrough in 3D technology.  The Dallas Cowboys broke out the 3D scoreboard at the game this weekend.  But they are already moving on to the next level of technology.  You might not be up on that 4D yet but it really brings things [...]

Bomber hit us up with this joint when he saw Lake’s slapper joint from Monday.

I love the internet.
-Brock

Adam Lambert just came out of the closet in Rolling Stone Magazine.  I love when people who are obviously gay make a big deal out of coming out of the closet.  Hey Adam when you are on stage with four grown men with face makeup on and still look like the most questionable dude out [...]

…Because Sega thought this was reasonable.

I remember a guy telling me that the 32X was the future.  Apparently the future only had 5 games.
-Brock
P.S. That new Punch Out is just right.  Old school feel. All I need is an unlockable Mike Tyson and all will be right with the world.

Some websites just get it right.  This one is a killer.  I can tell by just walking down the street that about 70% of the people I pas just aren’t right.  But now I have confirmation.  Peep this material from Awkward Family Photos.

Look, Brock loves the kids too, but a grown man doesn’t need to [...]

See, I can’t go a week without a brother losing his damn mind.  This might be the worst one ever though.

He better be wearing those glasses because he was born blind and raised thinking he was white.  But dammit, even if that was true some real asshole got him that “Got Rope?” t-shirt. Barack might [...]

When I saw they were adding a fourth judge to American Idol this season, I saw a chick with dark hair and thought nothing more than “Insurance Policy in case Paula goes crazy”.  Honestly, she didn’t add that much.  UNTIL LAST NIGHT.  Look, American Idol is only good when people are making complete jackasses of [...]

This post caused the most devastating internal struggle ever here at Us Versus Them.  One one hand…I have an obsession with tasers.  Ever since the Don’t Tase Me Bro video, I’ve openly campaigned for every possible tasing to be videotaped because it offers endless entertainment.  On the other hand, somehow this dude found a way [...]

Let’s see…about eight months late and a pile of rhythm short, the UK did a “spontaneous” version of single ladies with 100 women in Piccadilly Circus.

I guess the “spontaneous” part of this whole thing is the fact that these chicks never practiced together.  I mean, were they all listening to their own version of the [...]

Now this Real World Brooklyn has been turrible.  It was really confirmed when I saw this photo of the cast and didn’t know if the cat in the middle was a tranny, or Devyn. 

Honestly, if homey wasn’t so tall, I would have just thought it was a cast photo.  Even then, I’m not so sure.  [...]

The Movie Poster game is wild, I’ve seen many a terrible movie because the poster looks like it is something I’d like to see.  The movie trailer game is worse though, you either get sold a movie that has nothing to do with the trailer, or you see the best parts of the entire movie.  [...]

Who Watches the Watchmen?  Apparently lots of people.  It was the #1 movie last weekend.  The Graphic Novel was named one of the Top 100 books of all time, and the story is one of the most challenging, interesting, wild, reflective comic books ever written.  So if you don’t know it, or haven’t seen it…check [...]

You gotta love the international ad game.  They can really just lay some things out there in the streets that you couldn’t get away with here in America.  We’re still reeling from the FCC lockdown on Janet Jackson breaking out a fully exposed J on national TV.  So how can you talk about sex without [...]

Mel Gibson has had a bunch of looks in the past.
There is the Braveheart:

There is the bearded crazy guy:

And of course the drunken, racist, asshole.

Well, Mel is out of the crazy historical film recorded in ancient languages game, and he’s back in the acting game.  How is he going to come back?  He’s coming back [...]

50 Cent is currently in an epic battle with Rick Ross over on YouTube that is so epic, and so ridiculous that 50 Cent put on a jheri curl wig and is still winning the battle.

I mean you have to talk a lot of shit to rock that wig and still be winning.  Wait, you’ve [...]

We told you about high jeans back when they almost took Kim Kardashian down back in November.  Remember this?

I mean that is pure awful right there.  Well high-waisted mom jeans must be like the alien symbiote that produced the Spiderman villian Venom because they’ve attacked again.  And this time they are playing for keeps.

Man, those [...]

Complete with the post career destruction of everything they ever accomplished.  We always knew Sisqo was questionable, but it looks like he’s taken the rest of the group down with him.

I think he lost it right after thong song played for the millionth time.  He apparently still thinks it’s 1999.  Is it possible for Sisqo [...]

Not Eddie, anyone but Eddie.  Lake talked about it last week, but Eddie is really out in these streets.

Eddie still likes him damn leather.  Coming with the shades indoors, the pinky ring, and the standard issue blonde and everything.  Look, I know he just got divorced, but Eddie is 47 years old.  You can’t keep [...]

Does Lindsay Lohan have a day job anymore?  When was the last time she was in an actual movie?  All she seems to do is go to the beach, go to parties, go to beach parties, and eat lunch in LA.  Maybe she’s done.  She’s really just decided to be a full time lesbian.  That [...]

This is fan made.  It clearly took a lot of time, and actually got me hype for a Thundercats movie.

Hey, I’m down with the casting too.  Unfortunately, instead of Brad Pitt and Hugh Jackman they’ll get a few unknowns…actually, they might really get Vin Diesel though.
Props to Wormy T for that work.
-Brock

You know Us Versus Them is in the corner of Lil Wayne.  We love the free music, he’s dropped some of the hottest verses of the past few years, he really revolutionized the way people develop a fan base and sold a million records in a week in an industry that is being jacked left [...]

You gotta feel sorry for Hugh Hefner.  He has been dating three women who are literally 1/3 his age for a few years now and his breakup is playing out in the public eye.  It must be really important because on a day when the Dow dropped below 9000 and with less than thirty days [...]

I have to admit.  I didn’t get with the last season of American Idol.  It is really all beginning to run together to me.  Especially since they don’t seem to be star makers anymore.  There aren’t any Kelly Clarksons or Carrie Underwoods out there.  Daughtry did his thing, but he wasn’t even a finalist.  I’ll [...]

Preacher man.  What did you think I was going to say?

For those who aren’t up on Big Brother 10 (and why not?  This is solid summer programming)  Let me tell you about Ollie (real name Bryan Ollie).  This brother is the son of a preacher, has never had a sip of the devils nectar (he [...]