Us Versus Them Made Easy
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, August 25th, 2010

This UvT thing has gotten so deep I forget how easy it is supposed to be.  Us.  Versus.  Them.  Easy concept, so we are taking it back to its roots.  Big ass pictures to let you know how to tell Team Us from Team Them.  So here we go.  I’m giving you a two-fer on [...]

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Tara Reid Continues to Define Fail Tail
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, July 29th, 2010

Back in 2008, Us Versus Them asked if Tara Reid was ever hot.  I think she was hot for about 5 minutes while American Pie was still being filmed.  It was pretty much all down hill from there.

Is she literally falling apart?  If that band aid holding her arm on now like she’s Woody from [...]

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I Don’t Know Where this Is, But I Want To Go There
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, May 25th, 2010

What do you get when you mix a tropical location, a bunch of matching outfits, and a gaggle of women who look like they check the “other” box on their Census forms?
You get this:

There is something to be said for putting women in the same outfit, it makes them all look better.  The chick on [...]

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The Anti Us Versus Them: Tribute to the Fail Tail
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, December 7th, 2009

Have you ever had a moment of clarity when the universe brings certain things together so you just have an epiphany?  Well Complex magazine just brought all of that together for me with their tribute to the Fail Tail.  First of all there has always been something about Complex magazine that I hated.  Now I [...]

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Eva Amurri: She Got It From Her Mama!
Posted by Slick Jefferson | Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009

So I’m a dude who follows the J-game pretty closely. (read: very closely). You know, typical stuff like keeping a list in my head of the top players in the game. Hall of famers, 40-somethings, rookies, so forth. So when I heard that Susan Sarandon’s daughter was bout to pop up in a few skripping [...]

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Assology 105: Thick Fail Tail
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, August 20th, 2009

I don’t know what I was doing when I came across this chocolate beauty a few weeks ago but I have to share.

she is silky smooth and right, but it led me into a zone that I was unfamiliar with.  Her friend is thick…yet she’s packing the negative arse.  Peep it.

If I told you I [...]

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Kim Kardashian Appreciation Day
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, July 14th, 2009

I feel like Kim K’s tail is like Tiger Woods’ golf game.  Even in the face of the entire Hollywood scene, if you line up Kim K vs. the field, 9 times out of 10 times she’s going to win.

Damn I love them. eer..shoes.  But on the real, go back and peep that J to [...]


Jessica Simpson May Be a Fail Tail, But She’s Got Other Assets
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, July 7th, 2009

I don’t know when it happened.  Back in the “Lachey” days, Jessica Simpson sure seemed bad as hell.

The girl was on the top of the world.  She was on the #1 show on MTV, people were listening to her music, she was getting movie roles, she was making that good TV money, it was all [...]

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Is Solange Knowles (AKA Bizarro Beyonce) UvT Quality?
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, July 2nd, 2009

I feel bad for Solange Knowles, I really do.  It has to be hard being the bootleg version of a world famous celebrity.  She is like a real-life female version of Johnny Drama.  I mean Beyonce was in Destiny’s Child, one of the most successful Multi-Platinum groups in recent history…Solange can’t go Plastic.  Beyonce is [...]

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Laura Dore: Whooty or Fail Tail?
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, June 9th, 2009

Oliver Wrist aka Nickel Plated Bama found this chick a few weeks ago and went on and declared her the new day whooty.

I have to admit, that waist to tail ratio is completely bananas.  She probably had to get the J’s done just so she didn’t look completely ridiculous.  Those hips are crazy though.  But [...]

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Naturally Good: Raychel Jane Frew
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, June 4th, 2009

I’ve tried not to just post chicks for the sake of posting them. There are plenty of sites for that, but every now and again, you see that LeBron James of a chick and you just have to pay homage. As such, I give you the advanced and seemingly natural J game of [...]

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Fail Tail: Panamanian Chicks Revealed
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, May 11th, 2009

Here is the proof that you can’t sneak one by on a pro.  Your boy Brock the Assologist wasn’t tricked for one second.  Although I wanted the pictures to be true, a lifetime of studies let me know that this was just too good to be true.  In fact my man Grande Smoove from the [...]

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Introducing the Us Versus Them Fail Tail
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, April 16th, 2009

I’m sure the people of Us Versus Them are familiar with the Fail Blog.  In many ways, Us Versus Them is already a Tail Blog…especially when the work of myself, the resident Assologist, Brock Hardon is involved.  I also talked about the Twitter Fail Whale last week, so now it is time to introduce the [...]

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