If UvT existed in the late 90’s, I’m pretty sure every other day we would have been dropping these.

JLo was a force of nature.  I’m talking Diddy JLo, not Ben Affleck JLo and definitely not Mark Anthony JLo.  Can you take a moment to look at that picture up there?  I almost forgot about the [...]

I talked about the American Apparel contest a few weeks ago and the time for submissions is over.  Of course if there are any women who feel the need to enter a best bottom contest, please feel free to let me know.  But here is the winner for the internet voting.

Dammit, I can’t argue with [...]

I used to have a bunch of shitty jobs, so I used to think I was also some sort of narcoleptic, sleep deprived zombie who couldn’t keep my eyes open through an entire workday.  Then I realized that you don’t actually get sleepy at work when you like your job.  If you fall asleep, in [...]

I was talking to my friend, Jabs, today online.  She hits me with random sh*t here and there, so she says, “I just bought a pair of liquid leggings.”  Ok.  So of course, I immediately went to google to see what they were, after all, I’m a man, I don’t know that sh*t, keepin’ it [...]

Paris Hilton was getting her frappuchino on in LA today, and everything seemed to be going fine.

(Side note: How do these skinny chicks bang out these coffee drinks.  That thing has whipped cream on it.  It’s gotta be checking in at 1200 calories)
Anyway, as I said, everything was going just fine until she tried to [...]

Now she might not be UvT Quality, and I have never watched a single moment of Gossip Girl in my life, but I was flipping through the channels last night during a Sunday Night Football timeout and I had a “who the hell is that?” moment.  That was when I saw this:

Look she didn’t have [...]

I forget that the Transformers are supposed to be “Robots In Disguise”.  But this T-Shirt reminds me of that fact.

Hilarious.  Get it HERE.
I also just added this shirt from Society Original Products to the rotation.

Makes me laugh every time.
-Brock

Is this dude still famous?

Because he’s turrible.  Lord.  They say the #1 rule of fashion is not to try to do too much.  Meanwhile, Farnesworth here has a fat tie, suspenders, colored socks, an umbrella, and a freaking violin.  Complete with the bow!  Sometimes I feel like an asshole if I’ve got a camera in [...]

I consider myself to be a fashionable cat.  I’m not going to rock the fro-hawk or wear guyliner by any stretch, but I’ll rock a pair of selvage denim and some of what Lake likes to call “interpretational gear”.  But sometimes it just goes too far.  Thom Browne is famous for going too far.  He [...]

Now yall cats know I’m trying to get my spring clothing line right.  And most of you seemed to enjoy my UvTeez for the peoples the other day.  So here’s my newest installment for the ladies and the kids, after all, they are our future (the ladies I mean).   Anyway, here’s my baby line of [...]

I’ve been trying to get my shoe game right for a second now.  Yall saw my new creation, the Kutter 2’s. Think I’m playing, got them coming soon.  But then again, I’m partial to Adidas.  If you rock em the fresh way, to me, they’re the best shoe on the bricks.  Anyway, I’m not too [...]

I know this is why people like this chick and I get that Keyshia Cole is basically a better looking carbon copy of the “this is where I’m from” faction of the keeping it real crowd, but really?

That hood matrix look aint right at all.  I mean, it’s really wrong.  Like Remy Ma wrong.  UvT [...]

Aint much to say about these except that they’re pretty damn cool.  I call this bag, “Maryland plays Memphis”:

LOL.  I know, Maryland fans.  That was a low blow, don’t get those panties in a bunch up under that riot gear:

Yeah, that’s right.  Just beat it, bitches.
Moving on, this one, I like to call “I wish [...]

…now when I say Spring Footwear line, I mean stuff I’ve designed for myself so I can look fresh on the streets.  Anyone who is a shoe buff knows that these days you can pimp out your own kicks online and then have them sent to you.  So this afternoon, after Brock sent me the [...]

…and it’s a tight one too.  I was just sittin here, minding my own business peeping the Grammy’s on tivo delay.  Yall know how I do.  So I see the second smoothest white dude in the world, Robin Thick, I see Wayne get that Grammy, I see M.I.A’s terrible preggers dress and then it hit [...]

Does Lindsay Lohan have a day job anymore?  When was the last time she was in an actual movie?  All she seems to do is go to the beach, go to parties, go to beach parties, and eat lunch in LA.  Maybe she’s done.  She’s really just decided to be a full time lesbian.  That [...]

I’ve already covered Under Armor guy, but I’ve got to go deeper.  I know we’ve become a casual society, but there is a line here people!  I know I probably overshoot the mark.  I keeps it smooth at all times.  I don’t suit it up, I don’t rock the fur, but my shit is always [...]

Dammit!!!!!  The year was 2000 and young Lake made a run to the lovely country of Brazil.  When he got there, all he saw were lovely young women rocking low slung, hip hugger jeans.

He couldn’t believe what he saw and immediately wondered when American women would get with the program and adopt the South American [...]

I’ve already been told by my people in the office that this will not be a topic that I should elaborate on too much. So I’ll just go with the “a picture is worth a thousand words” flow. But sadly, it’s Prom season in the hood yall, here we go:

Now see this I [...]

I know I’m late to this, but this is just too fucking terrible NOT to post, late or not. What happened to our R&B icons?

Intern, unleash her!

Jeez, maybe we can get Justice to open up a case against Aretha… I caint think of it now, but she’s gotta be breaking some public ordinance [...]

Remember back when Michael Jordan was literally the coolest cat in the world?

Boy, Mike was on back then. Let’s face it, dude made the black high top shoe hot. He had the cut off tee together, the baggy shorts, hell, he even made the forced baldy stylish (and by “forced baldy” I mean, [...]

Is it just me or is Hip Hop completely losing their minds? Seriously, cats are just trying too hard to show me that they’re not like everyone else. That somehow they’re extra Euro Gay but in a “no homo” kind of way.

Look, wearing a cockeyed belt and your make-up less lady rocking a [...]

‘Ye laced us up with 13 tracks (a little bit light if you ask me) of lovely music to get your mouth watering and I appreciate him for that. Still, he’s been acting a bit off key of late. First, you’ve got the staged temper tantrums, which at this point can’t really be [...]

I know you ladies may like them and I’m sure they’re the “in” winter fashion, but I’m not liking what I’m seeing with these high pants out here.

(Ok, her’s actually look decent, but we all know why Keyes needs that. She’s one ham sammich away yall, just one)
It’s just an epidemic.

They are not sexy to [...]