Lawd help me.  Last week we had Rihanna and Cassie and this week we get the full Monte.  First there was the Buckeey sex tape when all we really wanted was one from Hoopz.  Well, now we get our wish.

Fine arse Hoopz is about to hit the streets and it is real and it looks [...]

Hey, I’m all for diversity in all things, including thickness, but I think I might have finally seen too much of a damn good thing.  I mean, what could a mere mortal do with this?

Dude, that’s a lot of azz and yes, I’m quite sure the airbrushers and photoshoppers were working on overtime to try [...]

Here we go again… From the makers of Flavors of Love 1, 2 and 3, I Love New York 1 and 2, Charm School (clearly we only needed one of those), Rock of Love 1 and 2 (the only show in the bunch I didn’t watch) and A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila [...]

Wow, new evidence that the Sex Tape Gods are good.

Remember a few weeks ago when I asked for the gods to bring me a new sex tape? Then remember how I professed my guilty admiration for Shay “Buckeey” Johnson, not once, but twice? Sure you do.

Well, once I came back from my crawfish [...]

Ahh, the Daisy Duke. Just when you think a product can’t get any better, Gisele introduces the assless Daisy Dukes and takes the game to a whole new level.

Why didn’t someone think of that before. I mean, even with reduced ass, the assless variety of Dukes is so much superior to the original. [...]

Update: Check out our post on the Buckeey Sex Tape
It’s not right, but it’s ok. I know it’s totally off topic and I’ll probably lose some cool points, but for some reason I’ve always liked(ed) Buckeey of Flavor of Love 2 fame.

How terrible is Bootz by the way? I mean, just horrible. Those Js are [...]

Ready or not, the Flavor of Love 3 premier is coming to VH1 on February 11, 2008:

I know a lot of you hate this show, but I enjoy it. As such, I’m going to give you my completely superficial rundown of the Flavor of Love 3 girls based solely on their glamor shots and [...]

Well, I know the answer for one of our most loyal readers, Bee Eh, sitting there in money making Manhattan with a fresh cup of joe, one egg beater, cardboard looking and tasting bread and a creatine tablet for breakfast as he peeps the site this morning. HA He does NOT have love [...]

I just got word that Flav gets to re up with some more hizzoes in Flavor of Love 3.

Say what you want, but the show is entertaining and clearly my Tivo will be locked and loaded for the next hoasis of foolishness, tomfoolery and nonsense.

Come get your clock yo.
- Lake