College Football is finally starting and I don’t know about you, but I’m ready to watch some damn football. Alabama this, Florida that, Ohio State is probably good for winning the Big 10 and losing a national championship game again (Where the hell is OSUWill? Remember him?) But the best story in the nation is [...]
I feels good to be back. The first ever Us Versus Them summit went down last week and it was good to have Lake back in the house. We were cranking out some fresh heat last week, so I’m hoping we get a chance to show you our hard work sometime soon. Until then, Lake [...]
Brett Favre is texting people that he isn’t playing football anymore. No interview, no press conference, hasn’t officially told the team, and absolutely no one believes him.
That’s right, Brett Favre is still a dick. He held up the Vikings all summer throwing passes to high school kids. The Vikings passed on QB’s in the draft, [...]
We covered the Albert Haynesworth controversy on Monday, and it is still getting worse. Now his knee is hurt, he’s not even attempting the test anymore. Now Coach Shanahan is in a tough spot. Haynesworth can’t play until he passes, Haynesworth isn’t even trying the test anymore, so when is this dude gonna hit the [...]
It is finally August and I don’t know about you, but I feel like football is coming and I couldn’t be more excited. T.O. is in Cincinnati and the Bengals are talking about potential again. The Jets picked up every single free agent in the entire league, and the Washington Redskins are already self destructing.
Sure, [...]
After Ryan Leaf, I didn’t think a star could fall faster or more dramatically, but Jamarcus Russell is really trying to take a run at it. When he came out of college a few years ago, I thought he might be able to actually get something done. The Raiders were building a decent defense, they [...]
Tim Tebow haters had a rough, rough week. They have been at it for a long time too. It started at Florida. People forget Tebow was basically a trick play, “gotta get this 3 yards” guy backing up Chris Leak. Then Steve Spurrier didn’t vote for him as the #1 QB in the SEC. Then [...]
The NFL season isn’t starting any time soon, the Draft hasn’t happened yet, and already one team is already in trouble. Roger Goodell doesn’t give a damn who you are, he doesn’t care what you’ve done, if you start messing up in the club, if something ain’t right, you will get your ass suspended.
Ben Rothlisberger [...]
Jerry Jones never ceases to amaze. First he built Amuuricas biggest stadium.
The stadium got the Cowboys, a Manny Pacquaio fight, the NBA All Star Game, will get the Final Four and the Super Bowl in a few years, and got Christened on the first night. Jerry Jones is a winner and he feels good.
The best [...]
I don’t know when it went sideways for Donovan McNabb. He’s been a Philly mainstay for over a decade, he gets the Eagles to the playoffs almost every single year, he got the Eagles to the big game once, he sacrificed his body to stay in the game several times, and had the single greatest [...]
I don’t think there is any event that is more like magic than the NFL Draft. Sure, you never know what you are going to get in basketball either, but at least the only rounds that really matter are the first two, and there are less than 60 guys to deal with. There might be [...]
So sometimes you can tell who is going to win a major sporting event by the energy and momentum behind the program. The squad gets good karma, people find interesting ways to support and you can tell who has right on their side.
For instance. The Vikings have so much great support, the great one, the [...]
There are only four teams left in the NFL. Peyton and the Colts. Old man Favre and the Vikings. The high flying Saints. And the shit talking, nothing to lose Jets.
How do you not love this guy? Rex Ryan is one of those old school football coaches that just wears the same gear every week [...]
Warren Sapp must be down with UvT, because he definitely likes the Dos Beckys.
Unfortunately this version of Dos Beckys may actually add up to 4. Yeesh. Step yo game up Sapp!
-Brock
Your boy Brock has clinched the playoffs in both of his leagues. Michael “Burner” Turner catching that high ankle sprain cost me the regular season title, but I’m still dangerous and looking for the championship.
This is the money you could be saving by not playing me.
I’m trying to take this championship home people.
-Brock
You gotta love the hard discipline they teach down there in Florida State. When there is a call for a false start or Defensive offsides, those dudes make sure the ref throws the flag.
I think he went a little too far on that one though. The number 1 job still needs to be protect the [...]
I’ve had a long standing hate/hate relationship with the BCS. I’ve talked about the Computer and the fact that they have no playoff. I’ve talked about the fact that when the top teams lose at the end the computer puts together the matchup that puts the two most storied programs together no matter what else [...]
Kids sports are great. You always know when one kid “gets it” more than the others. In soccer all the kids just run around the ball while the goalie picks dandelions. Until that one kid gets the ball and streaks down the field before the rest of the kids even know what is going on. [...]
The NFL is either feast or famine. Going into Sunday there were two undefeated teams, there were a good handful of teams doing well, and there were a bunch of teams that really suck. The Lions are horrendous. The Rams are a joke. The Bucs suck in their own special way. But no one pulls [...]
Damn Homey. I know everyone likes to give USC the benefit of the doubt until Pete Carroll has talked his way into a BCS bowl, but this time it is not going to get it. The Oregon Ducks look real and they just beat the bricks off of the Trojans last Saturday.
Pete Carroll needed some extra [...]
I had the NFL Sunday ticket fired up in the Man Cave on Sunday when I saw a sad, sad sight. I was watching the Chargers game and they showed a clip of Ladainian Tomlinson from last week when they were on the goal line and he wasn’t chosen to run the ball in. I [...]
There is one thing about being an asshole. You can be a little bit of a jerk and get through life okay. But you are a big, notorious asshole, everyone is waiting for you to make one little slip, and they are going to take you out. Say what you want to about Rush Limbaugh. [...]
I know what you are thinking, who the hell is Brian Hout?
That’s right, not the puncher, LeGarrette Blount…he’s the punchee. I know, I know, how does a guy who gets sucker punched have to man up? Wait, first things first, you HAVE seen the punch, right? I think I’ve seen it about 200 times since [...]
After last season I was hoping Michigan Football would be able to make a triumphant return this year…or at least a respectable showing so they can stop losing to bum teams outside of the Big 10. This is the second year of the spread offense, Rich Rodriguez has a great track record, they have a [...]
Brett Favre, after a Hall of Fame career with the Green Bay Packers and defining the modern era of Lambeau Field retired from the game of football in 2008. If you remember, this was after he held the Packers and Aaron Rodgers hostage for a few seasons. Remember this?
The man cried it out and everything. [...]
