Yo, I’m just sitting here watching Georgetown beat the living hell out of these hapless Murrrlan Terps and it just brings a smile to my face.
I know, I know, after that win against Michigan State all you thugs with books actually thought you’d have a good year.
Sure, let’s take a look at starting five, shall [...]
Hilarious. Break out the co-eds and chicken waaangs, Murrland is coming home.
I told you Murrland fans that you didn’t have the players, coaching and nizzuts for this here season.
And all the smack talking haters on this blog just had so much to say early on. Slowly but surely, we stopped hearing from them [...]
To all my loyal Terp fan readers, I’m sorry this post took me four days to complete.
It’s not that I wanted to neglect you, it’s just that every time I tried to write it, I ended up laughing so hysterically that I couldn’t complete it.
Now, unlike others, I love to be the one to [...]
I think this bum Cliff Tucker pretty much sums up the dynamic between Maryland and our stalkers in a half shell, those idiot Murrland Terps:
“I cannot stand Duke.” Tucker said. “I tell people all the time, if they gave me a scholarship (yeah right) and that was my only Division I scholarship, I’d go Division [...]
By the time you read this post all the early model compact and sub-compact American cars that Maryland “students” lit on fire “in protest” for Duke’s win should burning out and many of the now detoxed drunken thugs with books should be posting bail.
So that means that Duke must have won, right? Well, yes, [...]
I’ll just stick to objective facts here. This is why Maryland Sucks:
1. You’ve got a sweaty Chicken Wing Pimp for a Coach
Gary, put the hoes and chicken wangs down, try recruiting for a change.
2. Your team has a zero percent graduation rate (literally, your scholarship players never graduate…from Maryland)
Stay in school, [...]
More evidence that Thug U lives in College Park Maryland.
Of all the scholarship players who entered the Maryland men’s basketball program between 1997 and 2000 NONE of them graduated from the University of Maryland. Maryland was the only program in the country that failed to graduate any of its recruits within six years, a [...]
Further evidence of (1) why so many people (Maryland fans included, see firegarywilliams.com) believe that Gary Williams sucks as a legitimate elite college basketball coach, and (2) why the University of Muuurland is literally the worst and most embarrassing member of the ACC family.
Forrmer Maryland basketball star Lonny Baxter pleaded guilty (last) Thursday to illegally [...]
