I remember when you could just do whatever dance you wanted when some music came on.  Now everything has to come with instructions.  Soulja Boy tells you when to Superman that ho.  That turrible Cupid Shuffle walks you through the whole damn song with specific moves.  But they finally got it right.  Check out “Hit [...]

I was watching the Real World DC (I know, I know) and saw the saddest case of being one of Them ever.  It was so sad I felt like I had so start a foundation, raise money, shine a light on the important issue, start a text messaging campaign, something.  It was horrible.  I was [...]

Jared Fogle is famous because he lost a gang of weight eating Subway sandwiches.

He did it all himself, then got famous after he lost the weight.  Nothing but veggie subs and exercise and he dropped over half of his body weight.

Now I know the weight battle is a tough one, and I know it only [...]

Damn Homey, You used to be the Maaaaaaan Homey.  What happened to you?

Tiger Woods caught a little bit more than a holiday turkey hangover on Thanksgiving when he crashed into a tree and a fire hydrant at the bottom of his driveway early Friday morning.  Tiger has been giving everyone, including police the silent treatment [...]

There is one universal truth about boxing.  There aren’t too many fighters who get the opportunity to retire gracefully.  Those who retire undefeated are said to retire too early, retire at the top of their game.  Everyone else, they get retired.  Boxers don’t get old gradually, they get old during a fight. Before you get [...]

Sure the kid is a clown, and he dances like this:

But anyone who can hold a cell phone and two Bud Light’s in one hand is good with me.

Respek.
-Brock

Michael Phelps and Milorad Cavic had the battle of the swimsuits this weekend and it was great.  I’ve never heard swimmers talk junk before, but Cavic was laying down some epic trash talk.  Cavic said he had the superior suit, said he would get Phelps one so he could have a chance of winning the [...]

Drake has made himself the most anticipated dude out right now.  He dropped a gang of singles, then broke a mixtape that got radio play and big buzz and flipped that into a big contract.  Drake is the rapper with most potential right now.

Drake is a pretty good rapper name, especially when your real name [...]

When people talk about breakfast, what is the first thing people say?  “It’s the most important meal of the day“.  I’m sure medically that might be true, but the way we do it here in America just ain’t right.  Seriously.  I hate breakfast.  If I eat a big breakfast, I just feel like crap for [...]

Bobby Jindal put the Republican party on his back last Tuesday in an effort to start the momentum for the Republicans going into 2012.  You know what?  I actually miss the don’t give a damn, I’ll tell you what you’re going to like and when you’re going to like it, Republicans.  Hillary Clinton does well, [...]

Arby’s is the whipping boy of the fast food industry.  They get no respect whatsoever.  Sure, they kinda drew the short straw after hamburgers, fried chicken, and Mexican food were gone.  I probably would have gone hot dog chain before I went with the roast beef sandwich as the cornerstone of my menu, but hey, [...]

We told you about high jeans back when they almost took Kim Kardashian down back in November.  Remember this?

I mean that is pure awful right there.  Well high-waisted mom jeans must be like the alien symbiote that produced the Spiderman villian Venom because they’ve attacked again.  And this time they are playing for keeps.

Man, those [...]

Aw, Damn.  When I posted that pic of Mike Tyson yesterday, I didn’t know how bad it really was.  I thought Mike just lost his toughness, but he’s lost a lot more.

Or should I say, he’s gained a lot more.  I mean those are the official fat boy pants right there.  Coming with the pull [...]

Damn, the fat rappers keep on rolling.  First, NORE fell of the wagon and right into a vat of pancake mix, because he was on the straight fat boy program.  But now it has gone too far.
They got Busta Rhymes too:

Daaaaaaamn Bus.  Say it ain’t so homey.  I mean he’s rocking the untucked shirt with [...]

Hey, I didn’t say it, apparently Oprah thought it was time to have an announcement that she had been packing on the pounds.  In “O” magazine…on newsstands now.

In other news, water is wet, it’s sooooo cold in the D, Kim Kardashian has a big ass, and Lake is a muuufucker.  I mean is Barack Obama [...]

Thanksgiving seems to bring out the best in people.  So here are some UvT faves getting into the holiday spirit.

Nia Long and Mel B will always be down with Us Versus Them.  Especially if Nia keeps hittin em like this:

and Mel B keeps bringing the thunder like this:

That other chick is named Chanel Iman.  I [...]

Remember Noreaga from Capone and Noreaga (semi) fame?

He had a couple of decent joints, but his hottest joint was definitely that “Superthug“.  That was really that first Neptunes joint that really put them on the map.  It was the moment that the “Timbaland” era ended and the Neptunes era began.

The Album in question was called [...]

A dad asked his five year old daughter to get her own food and set her own place at the table, and this is what she came up with.

Pretty well balanced all things considered.  I don’t know if I’m down with the 9 plate and cup set up, but the triple drink idea is a [...]

Nack Cannon and Mariah Carey have been married for what, six months now?  I had to check in and see if it made any more sense now than it did then.  The answer is no and hell no.  As a matter of fact, it keeps on getting worse.  Let’s start with what we know.  We [...]

John Daly is a PGA golfer who rose to prominence after winning the 1991 PGA Championship and the 1995 British Open.

He’s also the living and breathing example of why people believe that golfers aren’t real athletes.  Why?  Because he is 5′11″ and pushing Three hundo.  Because he blazes the heaters on the golf course.  He [...]

You see the title; you know who the author is okay?  I’m fed up hot dammit.  Who in the world started telling fat biches they were sexy?
Now don’t get me wrong, when I say fat, I’m not talking about voluptuous or even a bit rotund.  Truth is, I like a little thickness in a woman:

Can you say [...]

When people thought of golf, they used to think of this:

White man, white fans, they’ve even got the American flag flying in the background. Black people were caddies and on the maintenance crew. Well, that’s changed. Here was the scene this weekend.

Oh hell yeah. Mind you, this is after Tiger drained [...]

I know the woman just had a child, but Xtina Aguilera is really killing cats right now. With normal chicks, I’d say this heat was unintentional, but Ms. Dirty knows exactly what she’s doing.

I mean this J game is stupid right now. Do you see the unintentional side boob she’s working with? I mean this [...]

Damn homey. I mean, it’s not shocking or anything, but how do you get caught on video smoking crack?

It’s 2008, you’d think she’d know that when a cat is holding their cell phone up to her face and she’s lighting up the glass dizzick she might consider turning away, right? Jeez.. [...]

This is hilarious.  You gotta give ol girl credit for working on her craft at home.  This gives new meaning to “let the beat ride out”.

Damn, there’s a little shuffling in there at the beginning.  Hope she was OK.
-Brock