Come On Bruh! Antoine Dodson…We’re gonna Find You!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, August 3rd, 2010

This video came out a week ago and I was conflicted.  Now you know I love to find some great “Come on Bruh” Moments, but even I have my limits.  Come on Bruh is about Black men who are doing things that no Black man is ever supposed to do.  Dress up like Ken from [...]

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Tara Reid Continues to Define Fail Tail
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, July 29th, 2010

Back in 2008, Us Versus Them asked if Tara Reid was ever hot.  I think she was hot for about 5 minutes while American Pie was still being filmed.  It was pretty much all down hill from there.

Is she literally falling apart?  If that band aid holding her arm on now like she’s Woody from [...]

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Man Up Monday: So Many Punks So Little Time
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, May 10th, 2010

I don’t have a single crew for Man Up Monday this week, I’ve got a whole crew of ‘em .  I’ve got to start with the Atlanta Hawks though.  There are a few times in sports when “pros” are now performing professionally.  This is one of those times.  When Orlando beat the hell out of [...]

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Damn Homey: Prince Naseem Hamed
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, May 6th, 2010

Just two days after I had a Prince Naseem Hamed flashback, all my positive memories came tumbling down when Bomber dropped this on me in the comments.

Awwwwwww! Come on Prince!  You know he’s no featherweight anymore.  He was never a tall dude, but he’s looking turrible in these pictures.  He’s even got the fat guy [...]

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Man Up Monday: Sugar Shane Mosley
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, May 3rd, 2010

I didn’t really know if that fight was going to be worth it last weekend, but Sugar Shane and Money May did not disappoint. First of all 24/7 on HBO is one of the best pre-fight hype machines out there. The camps are talking junk, you get to see both fighters train and [...]

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Kendra Wilkinson is Shakin it For Daddy…and Everyone Else
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, April 21st, 2010

I was not a dude who bought in to the Girls Next Door.  Sure, Hef is still pimpin’ and you can’t hate on a dude who holds down three young tenders at age 84, but blondes aren’t really my type.

Either way, now that I’ve gone back to look at them, Kendra is actually the baddest [...]

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Man Up Monday: Holyfield, Silva, and BJ Penn
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, April 12th, 2010

Now I mentioned this last week, but I didn’t actually know the real deal Holyfield was actually getting a title shot this week.  That fight between Roy Jones, Jr. and Bernard Hopkins was a complete debacle, but Holyfield knocked out Franz Botha in the 8th round to win the WBF Title.  First, question…why the hell [...]

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Man Up Monday: Roy Jones and Bernard Hopkins
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, April 5th, 2010

Roy Jones Jr. fought Bernard Hopkins on Saturday night and it was epic.  But I’m pretty sure it was an epic fail.  I’m pretty sure this fight would have been awesome in 2001, but in 2010 it is actually just sad.  Roy Jones, Jr. is 41 and Bernard Hopkins is 45 and it looked like [...]

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Old School UFC
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, March 25th, 2010

The UFC has the first really good card in a while coming up this weekend.  There are finally some belts on the line, and the match-ups are actually really interesting.

They actually have done a good job making it seem like Dan Hardy is going to match up well with Georges St. Pierre, but he’s really [...]

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You Will Never Defeat My Magazine Style!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, March 25th, 2010

I don’t know if I like this so much because this dude is a smoothed out Blackenese dude, or because he thought it was a good idea to show how a tightly rolled magazine can be a deadly weapon.  He hits all the classic old school Kung Fu stereotypes in two minutes.  The plot is [...]

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Howard Stern vs. Gabourey Sidibe
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, March 12th, 2010

I know there is a lot of controversy around all of this and this isn’t going to be easy.  But after the Oscars, Howard Stern went in on Gabourey Sidibe from Precious.

During the Oscars, Oprah was introducing Gabourey and said, “I know this is the first wonderful performance of a long, successful career”.  Now I [...]

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Damn Homey: Scottie Pippen
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

Scottie Pippen has six rings in the hopper, he was named one of the 50 greatest players of all time.  Some argue that Scottie would not have been in the top 50 if it wasn’t for Michael Jordan…but there are others who say that MJ might not have been the same without Pippen.  He was [...]

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Best Dance Ever? Hit It To The Beat
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

I remember when you could just do whatever dance you wanted when some music came on.  Now everything has to come with instructions.  Soulja Boy tells you when to Superman that ho.  That turrible Cupid Shuffle walks you through the whole damn song with specific moves.  But they finally got it right.  Check out “Hit [...]

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Public Service Announcement: Dude’s Who Can’t Get Any
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

I was watching the Real World DC (I know, I know) and saw the saddest case of being one of Them ever.  It was so sad I felt like I had so start a foundation, raise money, shine a light on the important issue, start a text messaging campaign, something.  It was horrible.  I was [...]

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Jared Needs To Lay off Those $5 Footlongs
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

Jared Fogle is famous because he lost a gang of weight eating Subway sandwiches.

He did it all himself, then got famous after he lost the weight.  Nothing but veggie subs and exercise and he dropped over half of his body weight.

Now I know the weight battle is a tough one, and I know it only [...]

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Man Up Monday: Tiger Woods
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, November 30th, 2009

Damn Homey, You used to be the Maaaaaaan Homey.  What happened to you?

Tiger Woods caught a little bit more than a holiday turkey hangover on Thanksgiving when he crashed into a tree and a fire hydrant at the bottom of his driveway early Friday morning.  Tiger has been giving everyone, including police the silent treatment [...]

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Damn Homey: Jermain Taylor got KTFO!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

There is one universal truth about boxing.  There aren’t too many fighters who get the opportunity to retire gracefully.  Those who retire undefeated are said to retire too early, retire at the top of their game.  Everyone else, they get retired.  Boxers don’t get old gradually, they get old during a fight. Before you get [...]

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Joachim Noah is One of Us
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, August 20th, 2009

Sure the kid is a clown, and he dances like this:

But anyone who can hold a cell phone and two Bud Light’s in one hand is good with me.

Respek.
-Brock

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Wardrobe Malfunction Part 2: These Swimsuits are Now Banned
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, August 5th, 2009

Michael Phelps and Milorad Cavic had the battle of the swimsuits this weekend and it was great.  I’ve never heard swimmers talk junk before, but Cavic was laying down some epic trash talk.  Cavic said he had the superior suit, said he would get Phelps one so he could have a chance of winning the [...]

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Legbreak Drake: Wheelchair Jimmy Strikes Back!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, August 3rd, 2009

Drake has made himself the most anticipated dude out right now.  He dropped a gang of singles, then broke a mixtape that got radio play and big buzz and flipped that into a big contract.  Drake is the rapper with most potential right now.

Drake is a pretty good rapper name, especially when your real name [...]

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Breakfast is the Worst Meal of the Day
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, March 10th, 2009

When people talk about breakfast, what is the first thing people say?  “It’s the most important meal of the day“.  I’m sure medically that might be true, but the way we do it here in America just ain’t right.  Seriously.  I hate breakfast.  If I eat a big breakfast, I just feel like crap for [...]

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Man Up Monday: Bobby Jindal
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, March 2nd, 2009

Bobby Jindal put the Republican party on his back last Tuesday in an effort to start the momentum for the Republicans going into 2012.  You know what?  I actually miss the don’t give a damn, I’ll tell you what you’re going to like and when you’re going to like it, Republicans.  Hillary Clinton does well, [...]

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Arby’s Creates a New Revealing Ad
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, February 18th, 2009

Arby’s is the whipping boy of the fast food industry.  They get no respect whatsoever.  Sure, they kinda drew the short straw after hamburgers, fried chicken, and Mexican food were gone.  I probably would have gone hot dog chain before I went with the roast beef sandwich as the cornerstone of my menu, but hey, [...]

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Jessica Simpson is Not Fat: High Jeans Strike Again!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, February 4th, 2009

We told you about high jeans back when they almost took Kim Kardashian down back in November.  Remember this?

I mean that is pure awful right there.  Well high-waisted mom jeans must be like the alien symbiote that produced the Spiderman villian Venom because they’ve attacked again.  And this time they are playing for keeps.

Man, those [...]

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Iron Mike is Worse Than We Thought
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, December 17th, 2008

Aw, Damn.  When I posted that pic of Mike Tyson yesterday, I didn’t know how bad it really was.  I thought Mike just lost his toughness, but he’s lost a lot more.

Or should I say, he’s gained a lot more.  I mean those are the official fat boy pants right there.  Coming with the pull [...]

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