www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJVwfJs8Eqo

So yeah, Antione is the star of that one, and he’s become an internet sensation.  I actually wish the person who broke in would have stayed there just so I could get a punch by punch breakdown of that fight.  Now I know Antoine is great at shit talking, but he’s not the most masculine brother in the world.

But then the internets went ahead and pulled me in.  You know that within a week the internet can make anything better and I’ll be damned if it didn’t work again this time.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw

Yeah, they T-Pained that joint, and if you didn’t stay all the way until the end, you missed out on that remix.  That song has been stuck in my head all day, welcome to the party.  Then when my man Evan takes it up top at the end, the video becomes legendary.

But then the man has to come and mess it up for everyone.

Now you know good and well they don’t generally do follow up interviews when someone has a break in at the projects.  But there is Antoine with his yellow blouse doing follow up interviews.  Then the newscaster lets us all know that they know good and well they are exploiting these people, but “censoring people is far worse”.

-Brock

Is she literally falling apart?  If that band aid holding her arm on now like she’s Woody from Toy Story?  But that isn’t the worst of it.  This might be the worst fail tail ever.  Remember, that is saying a lot.

Kelly Brook hit you with this:

Paris Hilton Hit you with this:

But Tara Reid takes it to a whole new level of dollop destroying power.

Normally here is where I’d insert some acute analysis and make a joke about the dude with the dreads.  But I don’t even know what I’m looking at here.  I just ruined my own night.

Dammit.

Fail Tail.

-Brock

They just got blown the hell out of their own building and are prepared to get swept tomorrow night.  Orlando hasn’t lost a playoff game yet, and they look focused on trying to get that Championship after losing to the Lakers in the finals last year.  It is pretty filthy too.  Dwight Howard is just getting loose.  He’s going baseline:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w3rpnjenpE

He’s catching alley-oops.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPl5fI_CYHY

Orlando might get another week and a half off waiting for the last three games of that Cleveland-Boston series.

San Antonio was on the Man Up Monday list early this weekend.  The Spurs were down 3-0 and making it look like the conventional wisdom of “veterans can turn it on when it matters” is just a bunch of B.S.  But then then he caught that playoff elbow from Tim Duncan.

I guess it is better to get a cut above the eye is better than going out like Hasim Rahman.  So San Antonio is manning up as I type this, we will see if they can hold on for another quarter to close it out.  Amare and Los Suns need to give them a little more of this:

And close it out.  The Lakers are going to be waiting for the winner of this one, and Phoenix needs the time off.  They don’t need to be threatened by the Spurs since the Suns haven’t been able to close those dudes out…uuuuuhhh…ever.

Update, there it is, Amare just got a playoff foul on George Hill.  When he hit him in the head with his knee on a block.  That will make you foggy.

The next Man Up goes to Paul Daley.  He was a badass dude talking a lot of Sh*t in the UFC before he got to fight Josh Koscheck for a title shot at GSP.  Well, Daley lost and here is the end of the fight.

See, once that final bell rings, that punch changes from a sport…to assault.  Walking up behind someone to throw a real punch.  There was bad intention behind that one.  This is after Daley went with the always classy “pretend like you are going to touch gloves and throw a punch instead, and the illegal knee when you opponent is down.  Dana White promptly retired him from the UFC after that one.  He got punked and pinned to the fence by that big ass ref too.

Koscheck gets positively DESTROYED by GSP by the way.

Finally there is Kimbo Slice.  He went from baddest dude in the streets to flat on his back getting that ass whooped.

Sad.  He got retired too.  Gotta love the UFC.  Dana White runs a constant playoffs mentality.  Win or go home.

So Atlanta Hawks, San Antonio Spurs, Paul Daley and Kimbo Slice…MAN UP!

-Brock

Awwwwwww! Come on Prince!  You know he’s no featherweight anymore.  He was never a tall dude, but he’s looking turrible in these pictures.  He’s even got the fat guy shoes.  Straight velcro so he can just sliiiiiide where he needs to go.  Prince Naseem Hamed turned himself into a damn muffin top.  He probably still thinks he could whoop ass too.  Naseem really must have been stacking loot when he was fighting he is clearly living the good life.

He’s just an official fat kid.  His legs look like they are in distress.  Like it just wasn’t supposed to turn out this way.  See, that is when you need to have people around you who love you.  Someone needs to be able to check this cat and let him know he’s slacking on his pimpin.  Hamed should hang out with Mike Tyson and exchange cooking tips or something.  One of these dudes has to have a kick ass cupcake recipe.

-Brock

I saw Floyd live in Vegas against Margarito and forgot how fast he was. He doesn’t get hit unless he wants to get hit. He generally hides behind his shoulder with one arm hanging at this waist, and dances in and out delivering his right cross. Which means it was even more wild in the second round when Floyd caught this:

If Shane had dropped that punch and been able to get his arm back out of there, Floyd would have been on the Zab Judah program. But Floyd held on, got his feed back together and started to whoop the hell out of Shane. At a certain point, he knew Shane couldn’t catch him.

The fight was all money May from there. As I dropped on Twitter last night, the Mayweather corner only referred to Shane as “mothaf*cka” and “that mothaf*cka”. And that mothaf*cka caught an ass whoopin.

Other random observations:

Did Chris Brown really think it was a good move to open with the National Anthem at a Boxing match?

that just was not a good idea.

Shane Mosely’s trainer Nazim Richardson looked like he wanted to grab those gloves off of Shane and try to whoop that ass himself.

Nazim was ready to fight with the kufi on his head. Like he wanted to start calling him a mothaf*cka too.

Why did they bring back Larry Merchant? He is the worst at this point. He is the John Madden of Boxing. Over the hill, irrelevant, out of touch, and with a shtick that is wearing on me.

Last night they said Sugar Shane’s son is fighting under the name “Spice”.

That is terrible. He looks thpicey as hell too.

Sugar Shane has always been soft and terrible to me. He has always needed to Man Up, and now he’s caught an ass whoopin on top of it. Why is that dude always smiling?

Damn Shane, Man Up…and retire. You’re done.

Either way, now that I’ve gone back to look at them, Kendra is actually the baddest one.  The chick holding the dog looks like standard issue Playboy chick, the one in the green looks like she was trying to make a Hef into a Husband, but Kendra looks like she has the eye of the tiger over there.

She had an athletic little body on her too.  Kendra is like a gang of chicks I went to High School with.  Once you see them on Facebook now and realize they are married to a black man, you realize what that little extra twinkle in her eye was.  Kendra caught herself Hank Baskett.

That is right, Hank Baskett of Superbowl fumble fame.  But the guy knew what he was doing.  At first I didn’t get it, at first I wondered if Kendra was just a gold digger, but now I know it is real.  First of all, Hank is just an average baller.  Kendra probably could have pulled of a top tier guy if she was just gunning for loot.  Second Hank knew something the rest of use didn’t…until now.

Check Kendra hanging out with Too Short.  Now don’t be distracted by that standard issue white girl walkout she does.  Once she starts spitting the lyrics to “Blow the Whistle” you know she means business…then she really lets you know how she gets down.  Peep the science she drops at the 41 second mark.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpZRepLkVsc

That is an above standard tail shake right there.  She’s well practiced.  Damn Kendra, I didn’t know what you were working with I guess that baby weight hit you in all the right places.

-Brock

Now I mentioned this last week, but I didn’t actually know the real deal Holyfield was actually getting a title shot this week.  That fight between Roy Jones, Jr. and Bernard Hopkins was a complete debacle, but Holyfield knocked out Franz Botha in the 8th round to win the WBF Title.  First, question…why the hell does Franz Botha have a belt right now?  How did Holy work his way up to the title fight?  Third, why is the 47 year old Holyfield still talking about uniting the belts?  Doesn’t he know that the WBF is barely a recognized organization?  Does he really think he is going to beat the Klitchko brothers?

I see the Klitchko brothers have been hanging out with Lake too.

Evander, I know God has your back, but you need to Man Up and wrap up the career.  Unless you want to fight Terry Crews for the UVTF title this summer…we could make it happen.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Q2OlqsknXI

Man Up Monday to BJ Penn:

Dammit, not I bought this PPV this weekend to see BJ Penn and Anderson Silva fight.  BJ has defended his belt several times in the last year, but the dude only gets up for big fights…and I guess Frankie Edgar didn’t qualify.  If I wanted to watch a shitty boxing match for 25 minutes, I would have watched the Holyfield fight.  I don’t want to see a BJJ prodigy try to box some midget for 5 rounds.  BJ fought Frankie Edgar’s fight and Edgar had way more energy throughout the fight.  BJ looked like he didn’t give a damn either.  I barely looked like he tried.  It sucked, and everyone in the lightweight division called the matchmaker to ask for the next fight.  You know Kenny Florian wants a shot, Diego Sanchez wants a shot, Frankie Edgar better stay in the gym because people are gonna think he’s just keeping that belt warm.  I mean the belt didn’t even fit the guy when he got it, he’s gotta give it to his mom to have her take it in a bit when he gets home.

This Anderson Silva fight sucked.  At first, Anderson Silva was just feeling Maia out then he turned it on and started clowning.  That means he was going to knock the guy out, right?  Nope, he danced around for 5 rounds beating the guy up and making him look completely over-matched.

I remember the good old days when if you were a better fighter you just knocked the dude the hell out really, really quickly.  Dana White didn’t even walk into the ring to put the belt on Anderson.  GSP isn’t going to let Anderson Silva hang back for five rounds if the UFC ever pulls that match up off.

He’s still probably the baddest man on the planet.  We just need the knockout.

Holy, BJ, Silva…Man Up!

-Brock

Sure, they are both still in shape, but after Bernard started picking Roy apart, Roy started punching him in the back of the head, committing fouls, almost started a real fight a few times and was generally terrible.  It is actually sad that boxers don’t hang it up when it is time.  I don’t even know how they made money last night.  There were only 7,000 people at the fight, and I assume there had to be at least a few people who bought that PPV.  I think people think they were still going to get this:

Versus this:

I blame the fans.  I don’t care if we are talking about the NBA East All Stars against the West All Stars, if we are talking about the 1992 teams, that game would suck.  I don’t want to see 2010 MJ and Patrick Ewing take on Clyde Drexler and Charles Barkley right now.

In fact, I’m not even sure Charles Barkley can make it up and down the court more than 5 times anymore.  And that is pretty much what happened at this fight.  Roy Jones went to the hospital immediately, and BHop collapsed in the locker room after the fight.  I assume both of them are okay, but they should have never stepped their old asses in the ring in the first place.  Everyone should have known we were really getting this:

vs this:

Meanwhile, Holyfield at 47 thinks he’s still going to unify the heavyweight belt.

That is a damn shame.  We’re about to have the Us vs. Them Challenge.  Ali vs. Foreman in 2010.  I feel like Ali still thinks he could take him.

Over the hill boxers need to Man Up and stop tricking themselves.

-Brock

They actually have done a good job making it seem like Dan Hardy is going to match up well with Georges St. Pierre, but he’s really not that good of a match-up and GSP is going to dominate him.  The battle for the Heavyweight championship fight is actually the really good one.  Carwin looks like the real deal and has been putting people to sleep in less than 3 minutes.  Frank Mir was a certified phenom before he got into that motorcycle wreck and seems to have found his mojo after he caught that beatdown from the bigger stronger Brock Lesnar.

But this isn’t about the refined, big ticket UFC, we’ve got to go back to the old school when the UFC was all about testing different styles.  But my favorite test has to be regular guy vs. big fat dude.

Or even better, big fat dude who wins by just sitting on top of the other guy.

I’ve never seen the smother out.

-Brock

I like how he broke the rubber band, and instead of starting over, he just put it in his pocket like we weren’t supposed to notice.  I also kept waiting for dude to get a paper cut.

The attackers haircut looks like he lost a bet.  The way he screams, then gets back up like he wasn’t hurt makes me think he was overacting.  Plus the end is golden.

-Brock