Nice Work: Tom Brady and Gisele Got Married
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, February 27th, 2009

I’ve had fun with young Thomas on this joint in the past, but I must give him props for marrying the beautiful Gisele.

Fine as hell, rich, young and wait a second, is that a bit of tail I see?  Wow.. Tom is no joke.

Congrats, just keep Coach Belichick away from your woman.  Tust me, he’s [...]

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Top Ten Hollywood Breasts List…YES!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, July 3rd, 2008

Hey, I didn’t come up with this list but I’m happy to discuss it. You know, as I look down at this InTouch Weekly “Best Hollywood Tits” list, I’m actually kind of embarrassed that I know all these broads. Ahh, who am I kidding, let’s get going on this here list. Now [...]

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Enough With These Chicks Trying to Be Milfs
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, June 6th, 2008

Short and sweet on this one (or not), but I’m tired of these chicks out here trying to act like they’re something other than what they are. Take Bridget Moynahan for instance.

Baby girl gets knocked up with Tom Brady’s baby, which is good enough for a middle tier, would be no name babe like [...]


Look At That Girl With The Daisy Dukes On
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, April 3rd, 2008

Ahh, the Daisy Duke. Just when you think a product can’t get any better, Gisele introduces the assless Daisy Dukes and takes the game to a whole new level.

Why didn’t someone think of that before. I mean, even with reduced ass, the assless variety of Dukes is so much superior to the original. [...]


Perfect? Pats cap off controversial regular season
Posted by Lake Arlington | Sunday, December 30th, 2007

I hate to say I told yall so, but of course, Lake was right again as the Pats made short work of the New York Giants. Eli put up a nice fight early, but he suddenly remembered that he was who we thought he was in that second half.

Anyway, this post has nothing to [...]

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Foregone conclusion: Pats will get to 16-0
Posted by Lake Arlington | Saturday, December 29th, 2007

This is barely worth posting on, but I’ve been gone for a minute so I figured I’d just check in. Today I’m in Boston and all you see is Pats gear everywhere. Normally that wouldn’t mean much but in a place where the Red Sox outshine EVERYTHING it’s pretty significant to see all [...]


Belicheat fights back!!!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, September 17th, 2007

After a week of face slappities and Belichick ego smackities the New England Patriots coach silenced some of his critics on Sunday with a convincing win over the AFC rival San Diego Chargers. As far as we know, Bill didn’t cheat for this win, but then again, you never can tell…

(Look at Bill in his [...]

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Tom Brady scores again: It’s a boy!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, August 23rd, 2007

Congrats to Tom Brady and Bridget Moynahan on the birth of their new baby.

(now watch that hand there Bridget, after all, that’s how yall got the first one!)
Bridget is said to be doing fine which is somewhat astonishing, after all, she did look like this just a few days ago.

Dude, seriously, we didn’t know what [...]

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Cat fight: Tiki Barber v. Eli Manning and the impact of their ladies
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007

And you wonder why the Giants have underachieved in the past years.

They’ve got no stones!!! Former New York Giants teammates Tiki Barber and Eli Manning exchanged “barbs” over the past few days over comments Tiki Barber, a current NBC football analyst, made which criticized Eli’s leadership and assertiveness. He further described Eli’s [...]


Baby mama drama: Tom Brady headed that way?
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, August 10th, 2007

Young Tom Brady, don’t think we forgot about ya. You know your day is coming. Indeed, your ex-lady, Bridget Moynahan is finally back in public juuuust in time to give you a little negative press before the season opener.  What a coincidence.

Daaayum Tom, you really put it on her. Looks like she’s [...]