I wish I wasn’t hemmed up so I could have hit this story up a few days ago.  But the story has actually gotten better over the last few days.  So if you’ve been under a rock for the last few days, meet Steven Slater.

Yes, everything you are thinking about this cat in this picture [...]

This video came out a week ago and I was conflicted.  Now you know I love to find some great “Come on Bruh” Moments, but even I have my limits.  Come on Bruh is about Black men who are doing things that no Black man is ever supposed to do.  Dress up like Ken from [...]

If you aren’t aware of Jersey Shore, and you need to get a little primer, understand that you can catch up completely if you just use JWOWW as a metaphor for the entire show.

It attracts your attention, it is a little trashy, kinda fake, but you are going to keep coming back for more.  In [...]

I like Carlos Boozer, I really do.  He’s Duke.  He’s a damn near guaranteed 20 and 10 guy.  I think LeBron might already have a ring if he had stayed in Cleveland.  He definitely makes the Bulls better.  But this is the most unfortunate combination of picture and headline that have ever been put together.

Damn, [...]

Facebook is good for a few things.  Keeping up with people you normally wouldn’t see or stay in touch with, having conversations with everyone you know at the same time, networking, and keeping tabs on your ex-girlfriends.  Sure there are lots of reasons to do it.  See if she is still looking good.  Checking out [...]

Now I thought Kobe’s pictures were pretty gay.  I’m not saying Kobe is gay, he is just gay friendly.  I wanted to support the lifestyle from a fashion standpoint when he went with the All White Everything.

By UvT standards, scarf with feathers and a super deep vneck sets a pretty high standard for a full [...]

The Smoking Baby has to be the most disturbing thing I’ve seen in a while.  And by disturbing, I mean sometimes hilarious, surprising, and finding a whole new level of baby bliss I didn’t know was possible.

Two-Year Old Toddler Smokes Cigarettes — Watch more Funny Videos
The kid really knows his way around a cigarette too.  [...]

2009 UvT Commenter of the Year and all things Philly fan Ian M. Summers hit me a few days ago to nominate the Boston Bruins for Man Up Monday.  My first thought was, they still play hockey?  My second thought was, I don’t even know where Versus or OLN are on my DirecTv, how am [...]

Us Versus Them has a long love of people being hit by the taser.  There was the crazy dude who ran from the cops.  Then there is the always popular taser cam.  TASAH, TASAH, TASAH!  Granny taser.  A Taser compendium.  The always classic “Don’t Tase Me Bro“.
Now there is a new classic.  The actual taser [...]

Have you ever done something, and you thought it was really hot when you did it?  You thought you looked really cool, or were being really funny, or you were rocking that hat?  But then you look back or see it in a picture it doesn’t quite come out the way you thought it would?  [...]

I usually don’t watch The Hills, but with Heidi Montag dropping a whole new body on em, I had to check it out.  Especially once I saw the promo and found out this was her new and improved “crying” face.

Yikes.  Apparently they were unable to restore all movement.  The other emotional expressions this exact same [...]

The NFL season isn’t starting any time soon, the Draft hasn’t happened yet, and already one team is already in trouble.  Roger Goodell doesn’t give a damn who you are, he doesn’t care what you’ve done, if you start messing up in the club, if something ain’t right, you will get your ass suspended.
Ben Rothlisberger [...]

Jerry Jones never ceases to amaze.  First he built Amuuricas biggest stadium.

The stadium got the Cowboys, a Manny Pacquaio fight, the NBA All Star Game, will get the Final Four and the Super Bowl in a few years, and got Christened on the first night.  Jerry Jones is a winner and he feels good.
The best [...]

Now I mentioned this last week, but I didn’t actually know the real deal Holyfield was actually getting a title shot this week.  That fight between Roy Jones, Jr. and Bernard Hopkins was a complete debacle, but Holyfield knocked out Franz Botha in the 8th round to win the WBF Title.  First, question…why the hell [...]

I told you the Tiger Woods Nike Commercial parodies would be coming on hard.  Here are a few more from yesterday.  Oh, and by the way, Tiger is striking the ball well and two strokes back on two old men [pause].  I had to add that pause because the last time Tiger was two strokes [...]

Ricky Martin finally made that leap, he finally did what everyone knew he would do one day.  No, he didn’t release “Livin’ La Vida Loca Otra Vez”, he came out of the closet.

And he didn’t simply do it by wearing that jacket in public.  Ricky was finally willing to make his announcement because he felt [...]

Mayyyyyyne, I’ve been thinking about how to play this one for a long time, so I’ve finally decided to take it to the people.  So you know I do jokes and stuff right?  You know I in the Google kang, and I can find damn near anything on the internet right?  You know that I’m [...]

Aw man, Tiger can’t catch a break.  He laid low for over three months.  Kept his ass in tail rehab for the entire time, dropped a quick pres conference and thought he was going to come back to the Masters nice and clean.  Not so fast.  One of his chicks was hanging back and waiting [...]

Damn Homey, you used to be the man homey, what happened to you?  D’Angelo was in NY in his Range Rover when he decided he needed some head.

Now I don’t know about D’Angelo’s game, but I’m pretty sure walking into a bar and walking up the the nearest chick and saying, “I’m D’Angelo”, then dropping [...]

The homey Royal from Code2Ave hit me up with a nomination for “Come on Bruh!” and I couldn’t agree more.  I was trying to watch a solid Lakers v. Magic game on Sunday when I thought I was watching an old school 1997 throwback game and Dennis Rodman was on the court.  Guess what Ron [...]

This might be the Come on Bruh to end all Come on Bruhs right here.  I started come on bruh just to provide examples of brothers who had lost their way, who have become one of “them”, just to let people know what NOT to do.  This one is great because it taps into two [...]

While I love the Duke – Carolina game, I’m not particularly hype for this game.  I feel like with the personnel we have, instead of a hype, fight it out game, it is going to be a glorified version of this:

Also, Duke is in a “can’t win” situation.  If we win, Carolina is having a [...]

I remember when you could just do whatever dance you wanted when some music came on.  Now everything has to come with instructions.  Soulja Boy tells you when to Superman that ho.  That turrible Cupid Shuffle walks you through the whole damn song with specific moves.  But they finally got it right.  Check out “Hit [...]

I was watching the Real World DC (I know, I know) and saw the saddest case of being one of Them ever.  It was so sad I felt like I had so start a foundation, raise money, shine a light on the important issue, start a text messaging campaign, something.  It was horrible.  I was [...]

Damn Homey, You used to be the Maaaaaaan Homey.  What happened to you?

Tiger Woods caught a little bit more than a holiday turkey hangover on Thanksgiving when he crashed into a tree and a fire hydrant at the bottom of his driveway early Friday morning.  Tiger has been giving everyone, including police the silent treatment [...]