D’Angelo Gets Popped for Trying to Get Some Brown Sugar
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

Damn Homey, you used to be the man homey, what happened to you?  D’Angelo was in NY in his Range Rover when he decided he needed some head.

Now I don’t know about D’Angelo’s game, but I’m pretty sure walking into a bar and walking up the the nearest chick and saying, “I’m D’Angelo”, then dropping [...]

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Come On Bruh: Ron Artest
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, March 9th, 2010

The homey Royal from Code2Ave hit me up with a nomination for “Come on Bruh!” and I couldn’t agree more.  I was trying to watch a solid Lakers v. Magic game on Sunday when I thought I was watching an old school 1997 throwback game and Dennis Rodman was on the court.  Guess what Ron [...]

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Come On Bruh! Don’t Start Nothin, Won’t Be Nothin…
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, February 18th, 2010

This might be the Come on Bruh to end all Come on Bruhs right here.  I started come on bruh just to provide examples of brothers who had lost their way, who have become one of “them”, just to let people know what NOT to do.  This one is great because it taps into two [...]

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Duke Vs. Carolina
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, February 10th, 2010

While I love the Duke – Carolina game, I’m not particularly hype for this game.  I feel like with the personnel we have, instead of a hype, fight it out game, it is going to be a glorified version of this:

Also, Duke is in a “can’t win” situation.  If we win, Carolina is having a [...]

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Best Dance Ever? Hit It To The Beat
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

I remember when you could just do whatever dance you wanted when some music came on.  Now everything has to come with instructions.  Soulja Boy tells you when to Superman that ho.  That turrible Cupid Shuffle walks you through the whole damn song with specific moves.  But they finally got it right.  Check out “Hit [...]

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Public Service Announcement: Dude’s Who Can’t Get Any
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

I was watching the Real World DC (I know, I know) and saw the saddest case of being one of Them ever.  It was so sad I felt like I had so start a foundation, raise money, shine a light on the important issue, start a text messaging campaign, something.  It was horrible.  I was [...]

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Man Up Monday: Tiger Woods
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, November 30th, 2009

Damn Homey, You used to be the Maaaaaaan Homey.  What happened to you?

Tiger Woods caught a little bit more than a holiday turkey hangover on Thanksgiving when he crashed into a tree and a fire hydrant at the bottom of his driveway early Friday morning.  Tiger has been giving everyone, including police the silent treatment [...]

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What Happens When You Cross “Knockin Boots” with Jodeci?
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, November 13th, 2009

As Smokey would say “not a got damn thang”.  When I saw H-Town and Jodeci in “Knocking Your Heels” I thought I was going to get “Knocking Boots” crossed with “Come and Talk to Me” as two super groups come together to form like some R&B Voltron.  Boy was I wrong…

Man I had such high [...]

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Andre Agassi: Image is Everything…Oh and Meth Too…
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, November 12th, 2009

I guess Andre Agassi’s tennis career really is over.  You know you are either addicted to fame or the loot when you decide to write a book and air all of your own dirty laundry.  It is one thing to get caught by paparazzi sliding out of a hotel with some chick who is not [...]

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How Not to Go Out: Real Housewives of ATL Edition
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, October 7th, 2009

I don’t know how I want to go out.  Some people want to go peacefully in their sleep.  Others want to go out in a blaze of glory.  I just know how I don’t want to go out.  I’ve let you know that I almost killed myself in a rainstorm frying chicken.  That was a [...]

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Jessica Simpson Gets Dog Jacked: Is She Serious?
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, September 16th, 2009

Jessica Simpson’s dog is missing.  I’m not a dog person, but Jessica Simpson was one of those carry your dog around everywhere she goes people.

Jessica stays Louis Vuittoned out and yes, she comes complete with the Louis doggie bag and that is her little doggy Daisy in the bag.  Even Paris Hilton stopped carrying her [...]

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Kanye Update: More Evidence That He Is NOT Crazy
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, September 14th, 2009

Like I said last night, that little outburst was just Kanye going Kanye.  Once a cat has pulled off the little “awards show tantrum” act a few times, you can’t really expect him not to keep pulling it.
Knowing that Kanye is the type of dude who calculates every move he makes, this picture is hilarious.

I [...]

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Stripping Goes Mainstream: Booty Poppin For Housewives
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

Things have changed.  Society has loosened up, the internets have brought some things to bear that people aren’t used to seeing.  Like 60 years ago, this was sexy as sexy can get.

Did you see that ankle?  Those shoulders?  Well, here is how they do it now.

That’s right, water splashing, J’s out, mouth open, and ready.  [...]

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Legbreak Drake: Wheelchair Jimmy Strikes Back!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, August 3rd, 2009

Drake has made himself the most anticipated dude out right now.  He dropped a gang of singles, then broke a mixtape that got radio play and big buzz and flipped that into a big contract.  Drake is the rapper with most potential right now.

Drake is a pretty good rapper name, especially when your real name [...]

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A Man Is Cumming Behind Monica Lewinsky
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, June 11th, 2009

Alan Cumming of course.  On a bike.  What did you think I meant? 

Sometimes reality and cruel, cruel fate cross in ways we can only imagine.
How did someone get a shot of Monica Lewinsky and Alan Cumming in the same picture?   This has to be more rare than Haley’s Comet.  This is like catching her getting [...]

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Someone Doesn’t Like Boobs and Coffee
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, June 4th, 2009

Now I’m not going to say I endorse the idea, but the Grand View Coffee Shop in Maine really liked to deliver on the “grand views”.  This place served coffee topless.

Now I’m firmly in the camp of I don’t want naked anything anywhere near anything I’m about to eat.  I like J’s as much as [...]

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Manscaping Just Went Mainstream
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, May 29th, 2009

Lake said last week when Jermaine Dupri revealed his ridiculous pits to the world that he didn’t advocate manscaping, but apparently the manscaping is more popular than we thought.  Look, I trim the hedges every once in a while, I don’t want anyone getting anything caught in their teeth getting scared of the jungle, but [...]

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Ashley Madison: You’re Going To Hell
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, May 28th, 2009

Ashley Madison is a matchmaking agency for people who are already married.  Their motto is “life is short.  Have an affair”.  Peep the picture from the front of the site.

Now, I understand the dude in this picture peeping this website and thinking this looks like a good idea, but what about the chick?  Do women [...]

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The Bright Side of The Recession: Flash Mountain is Back!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, May 5th, 2009

Everyone talks about the recession like it is a bad thing.  People losing jobs, housing prices dropping, companies tapping out, it isn’t supposed to be a good thing.  I think it is turning up now though.  You’ve got to look at the good side of the recession.  Maybe your drive to work doesn’t have as [...]

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Ride Or Die Chick: Facebook Killer’s Wife Stays Down
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

Damn homey, I’ve heard of a ride or die chick, but I’ve never seen a chick that stays down with her man when were actually talking about him killing her.

Damn.  Is this how they do it now?  I remember the good old days when you knew a chick was down if you committed a crime [...]

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People in the UK Can’t Dance…I Said It.
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009

Let’s see…about eight months late and a pile of rhythm short, the UK did a “spontaneous” version of single ladies with 100 women in Piccadilly Circus.

I guess the “spontaneous” part of this whole thing is the fact that these chicks never practiced together.  I mean, were they all listening to their own version of the [...]

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Making The Band 4: Season Recap and Finale
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, April 21st, 2009

Us Versus Them used to hang our hats on Making the Band 4.  It was a weekly institution.  Lake broke down the weekly episode from Aubrey getting too big for her britches (literally), Laurie Ann Gibson being told “no interjections”, and Donnie dancing like a white boy.  But this season has been different, it just [...]

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Man Up Monday: Don’t Mess With Texas
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, April 20th, 2009

Every time I think about Texas, I really want to give them a fair shake. I don’t want to think of everyone who lives there as these people:

But then they break out and literally do some ol cowboy shit.  And by cowboy shit, I mean let people know that they clearly don’t give a damn [...]

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Unintentional Porn: Sporno
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, March 26th, 2009

The Unintentional Porn gods have truly looked down on us with favor tonight.  This might be the best haul yet.  What do you get when you mix unintentional Porn with sports?  Sporno!

I didn’t know the old man still had it in him.  (Side note…when cats are hitting it from the back, do they really come [...]

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Us Versus Them Analyzed
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, March 25th, 2009

There is a website called Wordle that creates a tag cloud out of anything.  Here is Us Versus Them over the past few days.

I’m trying to do it for the whole life of the site.  I have to imagine Tail would be much more prominent.  I like how certain words show up together.  “Dack level [...]

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