Greg Paulus Gets The Heisman
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, April 20th, 2009

and a lifetime supply of ice…Neither of which he wanted.  When it was all said and done, Michigan had this to say to Greg P’s chance of competing for their QB position:

I guess it could have been worse.  Could have just given him a bag of happy ice and the stanky leg for his parting [...]


WTF: Greg Paulus to Play Football at Michigan?
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, April 17th, 2009

No, I’m serious.  Greg Paulus, formerly of Duke Basketball fame, could be your starting Quarterback next year.

Exactly.  And I don’t know what’s worse about this story, the fact that Pauly is trying to go fantasy land on his college experience or the fact that he truly might be the best option you guys got!

It’s kind [...]


Duke beats Georgetown
Posted by Lake Arlington | Saturday, January 17th, 2009

I know yall haters caught that Duke over Gtown game.

As we say up in NY, “it’s lovey and I love it”..  That G. Hendo was on FIRE and over all, the cats really did a nilla proud.  How about the reemergence of Greg Paulus?  Haa  Pauly gettin his man.

No question.  And not too surprisngly, Mr. [...]


This Just In: Maryland Terps Basketball Still Sucks!!!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, December 1st, 2008

Yo, I’m just sitting here watching Georgetown beat the living hell out of these hapless Murrrlan Terps and it just brings a smile to my face.

I know, I know, after that win against Michigan State all you thugs with books actually thought you’d have a good year.

Sure, let’s take a look at starting five, shall [...]

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Hoops: Blue Devils Flatten UVa, 86-70
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, March 6th, 2008

Dude, I haven’t seen an ass whoopin like that since the JJ Redick era.
Before the game UVa’s players looked like this.

Then the fellas stepped forward with some of this:

A little bit of that:

Which ultimately lead to this:

Did Duke have to do it to those Wahoos like that? I mean, get off the canvas UVa.. [...]


Super Ugly: Duke drops second straight
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, February 21st, 2008

I know that it’s tough to win on the road in the ACC, but, Dammit, Duke shouldn’t be losing two straight to unranked teams. So I’m flipping through my tivo “To Do” list, looking for this Duke game against Miami tonight and I notice that it’s just not there. Aww hells no, is [...]


UNC shows little heart as Duke rolls 89-78
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, February 7th, 2008

The way I see it the difference in the game was that Duke came out with Kurt Angle’s three I’s: Intensity, Integrity and Intelligence, three adjectives most UNC fans are likely unfamiliar with.

But seriously, this game was a relative snoozer from the middle of the first half. You knew Duke was going to [...]


Tough win for Duke over FSU
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, January 17th, 2008

Boy, what a good win for the guys in Blue. See these are the games where you learn to appreciate the depth we have at the guard/swing man slot. Not only that, but it gives me a much needed appreciation for that man Jon Scheyer who was NAILS tonight with a plethora of [...]


Pitt downs Duke 65 to 64 in Overtime
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, December 20th, 2007

Daaamn homies, in the first half yall were the mans, homies, now seriously, what the fuck happened to us?

Man, that was a tough loss in the garden. It’s hard to knock the effort of the good guys in blue, after all, a bounce here or there and I’d be talking about a gritty win [...]


Wisconsin travels to Duke for a slaughter
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, November 28th, 2007

So I waited for that meaningless game between Tech and IU to end. Clearly that joint was all over except for the crying with 5 minutes to go. Predictably, ESPN still didn’t switch to the Duke game. So they tune in and immediately I feel that old school Duke energy [...]


Greg Monroe chooses “Not Duke” to play his college hoops
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, October 16th, 2007

Sun-uv-a-bitch!!!! Right now would be a good time to go ahead and hit this:

Oh no, my bad, I meant, it’s time to hit this:

What in the hell is going on in Durham?!!!!! Why can’t we land a quality big man? I mean, seriously. Wasn’t it last spring when everyone said it [...]


DeMarcus is your leader, Paulus gets demoted?
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007

The Duke Basketball team named guard DeMarcus Nelson as its team captain for the upcoming season Friday.

(it’s funny, DeMarcus looks exactly like that generic “player” we used to use in all those video games before they had the names and likeness of the players. Just a brown skinned, bald headed brother with that extra [...]