I know, some of you are saying “what does it mean to be ‘J’d out”.  Yall wanna know who is J’d out?  Selma Hayek, for instance, is J’d out.

And don’t get me wrong, Halle has been before too…

But never like this, peep her on the set of her new movie “I’m dressed like an Urban Cave chick and my tit is out”:

i know, you already done seen them Js on Swordfish.

Me too.  But they were airbrushed up in that movie.  Sometimes it’s good to see em in their natural state.

And yes you can click here for that full NSFW pic.

At any rate, I did see a few new things from post baby Halle.

Hmmm, makes you wonder what Eric Benet was really thinking.  Nothing like some thick thighs in tattered clothes with bare feet (did I just write that?).   If you can look good in that outfit, you’re just damn fine.

Survey says?  DING!

I gotta agree.  And yes ladies, we are this low and shallow, in case you’re wondered.  If you’re sitting around saying “what’s the big deal they’re just boobs.”  My response is not they are not.  They are Halle Berry’s boobs and their dressed up in tattered clothes.  If you don’t understand why we care then you just don’t understand men very well.

- Lake

Awwwww Haaaaaail no!!!! Look, Lakey the Don took some time off this week. I had some things on my mind, haters were at my door step, trying to get at me. But I just had to make a comeback for this story. Halle Berry is pregnant by some scraggly white dude from Canada?!?!

Dammit, I should have believed what I saw during Monster’s Ball. I knew Halle didn’t have any damn sense when she allowed Billy Bob Thorton to violently bang her out in that movie like that.

Then she won the Oscar and became a huge mainstream star… go figure.

Now Halle collects her very own K-Fraud, gets knocked the f*ck up and then comes out with all this happy rhetoric and I’m just supposed to accept it?

“Gabriel and I are beyond excited, and I’ve waited a long time for this moment in my life. Now, the next seven months will be the longest of my life!”

Excuse me while I vomit. I mean, if you’re going to go YT, you gotta go with a real legit cat like a Brad Pitt, Lake Arlington, George Clooney, Ashton Kutcher or even a smoothed out Timberlake, but you cannot under any circumstances go with a bullshit Canuck whose only possible claim to fame or talent would be his uncanny similarity to Sawyer from Lost.

I mean, if Halle was actually knocked up by the actor who plays Sawyer, that would be bad enough. But to be hitting some bullshit dude who just looks like Sawyer, much less actually getting knocked up by him?!?! Unacceptable. I just can’t take it.

Halle, we always knew you were kind of crazy.

You ran over that woman and drove off. You had all those wild issues with men…From Wesley Snipes, to David Justice to Eric Benet and I never wanted to say this publicly, but now we all know.. it was you who was crazy as hell all along.. It’s like when Kaiser Sose walked straight.. Just Terrible.