UvT was in Charlotte NC this weekend. We met up with a few readers. It’s crazy to talk to cats who read the site. Anyway, shout out to “Bill Parcels” from the comments. Ha Hilarious. Anyway, I had a few convos and cats were talking about how Kim K wasn’t really that bad, etc. etc. [...]
It’s kind of hard for me to admit this dude is a hype cat in the music biz. First off at his core dude is cornball city. I mean, he really should have ended up dreaming about functions and code over at MIT with all the rest of the nerds rather than taking up residence [...]
Usain Bolt set a world record and almost lapped his competition yesterday in the 200 meters. This cat is running away from world class runners, beating them by 5 yards or so, like they’re kids on the school yard or something.
I know, I know, that’s what happens when you drink your mango shake without [...]
STOP, IT’S THE MUTHAFUCKIN REMIX, UHHHHHHHHH
Call me a hater, but I’ve long been a bit tired of Mr. Wood’s antics. I know that’s not a popular view and I do root for him to win, but I must say I took a little pleasure seeing this Korean Centric Asian, half man, half amazing lay some [...]
Now see this is my issue with the Thug in general. At their core, they’re all cats.
Anyone who tries to put on the thug persona is usually just a little yatch acting out.
I mean, they walk around all day mean muggin and then come home and just want their feet rubbed. Ya know? So when [...]
…and with the 5th pick in the 2009 NBA draft, the LA Clippers select Logan Jankins out of Stone Mountain Pre-K.
Errrr Tom Brady Jr. Jr. out of some chick that aint his wife’s womb.
Dude, what in the hell is going on in youth sports? I can see cats bypassing college to make loot and play [...]
As all of you know, I’m not a big fan of tattoos.
I mean, unless you’re out there in Iraq, literally fighting for your life with your boys, I can’t see putting anything representative symbol on my body that can never come off.
I honestly just don’t get it. And on women? Well, tats can be sexy..I [...]
Word just came down the pike that Isiah Thomas took the head coaching job at Florida International University.
Dude, FIU? I thought that was a fashion school in NYC. Or was it the squad that always played Cuba, Dominica and Haiti in those Goodwill Games exhibitions? At any rate, what in the hell is Zeke doing [...]
I’m sure you all saw this wild South Park Gay Fish mess with Kanye,
plus all the “South Park didn’t change me” nonsense Mr. West came with post Fish, but you just have to hear the original song, uncut and uncensored.
Was that featuring T- Pain? Dude.. that’s truly perfect and let’s be clear, the song is [...]
Not sure if cats all saw this. ESPN did tease it endless and shamelessly. But how cool is Barack Obama?
“I can’t be staying up to 2 o’clock, I got work to do”.. hilarious.
I know, I know haters. Why isn’t he doing his job? Why doesn’t he concentrate on the economy? Why doesn’t he just pick [...]
Michael Jordan is richer than GOD, but yet dude continues to rock those “Dad Jeans” everywhere he goes like homey is permanently stuck in a time warp.
I mean, seriously, I know those pants. They’re the same ones I rocked back in 94, three words Marithe and Francois Girbaud. No? Well, then Levi and Strauss, then? [...]
50 Cent is currently in an epic battle with Rick Ross over on YouTube that is so epic, and so ridiculous that 50 Cent put on a jheri curl wig and is still winning the battle.
I mean you have to talk a lot of shit to rock that wig and still be winning. Wait, you’ve [...]
…and it’s a tight one too. I was just sittin here, minding my own business peeping the Grammy’s on tivo delay. Yall know how I do. So I see the second smoothest white dude in the world, Robin Thick, I see Wayne get that Grammy, I see M.I.A’s terrible preggers dress and then it hit [...]
I guess Etta James reaaaally didn’t appreciate being cut out of that Barack & Michelle Obama first President dance, because she went off on your girl Bey:
Haa, Jeez, what a debacle this thing is. Come on now Etta, you didn’t have to go off on Beyonce like that. And what’s with the open Barack hate? [...]
My boy Brock did a completely thorough listing of the man’s true scale of 1-10. I must say, homey laced it. And that babe down at the end?
Yeah, she’s a full on 8.35. I said it, you gotta be precise out here. Anyway, I figured since the dudes were given that road map and allowed [...]
Meet Roland Burris.
He is former Attorney General and Comptroller of Illinois, and current consultant. From the look on his face, he also looks like he knows that Colt45 works every time. He also was just named as Barack Obama’s replacement for the Senate position in Illinois. Sounds like he should just show up for work, [...]
Let me tell you, this Sean Avery character is AWESOME!!!!
Peep what he said two days ago before a game with his ex’s boyfriend’s team!
BANG!!! Haaaaaaa Yo, that sh*t was so good, so low, so, hilarious! I love it. Let me just put that shiz in print, because hearing it is one thing, but it must [...]
So I already told you about the perils of the Milf crew on Facebook. And since there is never a lack of supply of these ridiculous self styled “milf” pics, let me just go ahead and drop some more.
Ha, jeez, is she serious with the kid AND the pacifier? Yikes. Is that supposed to be [...]
Yo, I’m just sitting here watching Georgetown beat the living hell out of these hapless Murrrlan Terps and it just brings a smile to my face.
I know, I know, after that win against Michigan State all you thugs with books actually thought you’d have a good year.
Sure, let’s take a look at starting five, shall [...]
Ok, so I got my hands on that full on real deal Kanye yesterday and put that joker in the lab for analysis.
It’s called 808s and Heartbreaks. Dead up? It was not good. And by not good, I mean in concept or execution. First of all, the whole idea of the album still pisses me [...]
Hey, I try not to be a pure hater, but some things just have to be called out.
Lol. Come on now meng. Now, we ALL know a few things about this new album cover:
1. Those ARE NOT Whitney’s thighs
2. That is NOT Whitney’s hair
3. Those aren’t Whitney’s breasts
4. We can’t be looking at Whitney’s arms
5. [...]
The Terry Tate videos are still some of the funniest commercials ever. Forget the fact that I still don’t know what the hell he is selling. I just like the fact that he hits cats for not refilling the coffee “You kill the Joe, you makes some mo!”.
Well Terry is back, and this time he’s [...]
You see the title; you know who the author is okay? I’m fed up hot dammit. Who in the world started telling fat biches they were sexy?
Now don’t get me wrong, when I say fat, I’m not talking about voluptuous or even a bit rotund. Truth is, I like a little thickness in a woman:
Can you say [...]
HEY EVERYBODY, Roy Williams wants you to know something, he just loooooooooves KU, Lawrence and the Jayhawks Fans so much that he just happned to rock that ridiculous Kansas Jayhawks sticker/pin or whatever last night on National TV. Not that anybody was going to see it or anything. No way a “classy guy” like Roy [...]
