Dan Gilbert should now be known as the “Mad Owner”, because he really felt the need to “Tell em why you mad son” when LeBron left Cleveland.  I mean sure, his franchise probably just lost 25 percent of its value last Friday.  Sure, the 2010 free agent season is basically over and all the marquee [...]

Now people are gonna think I’m wrong for this, but it has to be done.  What you have to realize is that this is a half compliment.  Mary J. Blige has a Mullet Booty.  What is a mullet booty you ask?
Business is the front:

Now let me make this clear…Real Love dropped in 1992.  That was [...]

Young Jeezy is dropping a new track for summer, “All White Everything”.

I like it.  And if you think I’m posting this just so I can drop this pic one more time before the NBA Finals end, you’re right.

I was waiting for the name drop:
“White girls on my jock
cause they know that I’m the Flyest,
All White [...]

Now I thought Kobe’s pictures were pretty gay.  I’m not saying Kobe is gay, he is just gay friendly.  I wanted to support the lifestyle from a fashion standpoint when he went with the All White Everything.

By UvT standards, scarf with feathers and a super deep vneck sets a pretty high standard for a full [...]

Arizona is known for a lot of things.  They have a football stadium where the grass rolls outside to get some sun.  It gets hot as hell.  They don’t celebrate MLK day.  Oh, and they just passed a new immigration law.  Their Governor Jan Brewer introduced a law where Arizona Police officers are allowed to [...]

First of All, I’m going to start by telling all the haters to Man Up.  Duke is back in the Final Four.

So break out the conspiracy theories about the easy bracket, add a layer of “who the NCAA wants to win”, and rub it down with some Coach K is in the with refs, and [...]

Mayyyyyyne, I’ve been thinking about how to play this one for a long time, so I’ve finally decided to take it to the people.  So you know I do jokes and stuff right?  You know I in the Google kang, and I can find damn near anything on the internet right?  You know that I’m [...]

UvT was in Charlotte NC this weekend.  We met up with a few readers.  It’s crazy to talk to cats who read the site.  Anyway, shout out to “Bill Parcels” from the comments.  Ha  Hilarious.  Anyway, I had a few convos and cats were talking about how Kim K wasn’t really that bad, etc. etc.  [...]

It’s kind of hard for me to admit this dude is a hype cat in the music biz.  First off at his core dude is cornball city.  I mean, he really should have ended up dreaming about functions and code over at MIT with all the rest of the nerds rather than taking up residence [...]

Usain Bolt set a world record and almost lapped his competition yesterday in the 200 meters.    This cat is running away from world class runners, beating them by 5 yards or so, like they’re kids on the school yard or something.

I know, I know, that’s what happens when you drink your mango shake without [...]

STOP, IT’S THE MUTHAFUCKIN REMIX, UHHHHHHHHH

Call me a hater, but I’ve long been a bit tired of Mr. Wood’s antics.  I know that’s not a popular view and I do root for him to win, but I must say I took a little pleasure seeing this Korean Centric Asian, half man, half amazing lay some [...]

Now see this is my issue with the Thug in general.  At their core, they’re all cats.

Anyone who tries to put on the thug persona is usually just a little yatch acting out.

I mean, they walk around all day mean muggin and then come home and just want their feet rubbed.  Ya know?  So when [...]

…and with the 5th pick in the 2009 NBA draft, the LA Clippers select Logan Jankins out of Stone Mountain Pre-K.

Errrr  Tom Brady Jr. Jr. out of some chick that aint his wife’s womb.

Dude, what in the hell is going on in youth sports?  I can see cats bypassing college to make loot and play [...]

As all of you know, I’m not a big fan of tattoos.

I mean, unless you’re out there in Iraq, literally fighting for your life with your boys, I can’t see putting anything representative symbol on my body that can never come off.

I honestly just don’t get it.  And on women?  Well, tats can be sexy..I [...]

Word just came down the pike that Isiah Thomas took the head coaching job at Florida International University.

Dude, FIU?  I thought that was a fashion school in NYC.   Or was it the squad that always played Cuba, Dominica and Haiti in those Goodwill Games exhibitions?  At any rate, what in the hell is Zeke doing [...]

I’m sure you all saw this wild South Park Gay Fish mess with Kanye,

plus all the “South Park didn’t change me” nonsense Mr. West came with post Fish, but you just have to hear the original song, uncut and uncensored.

Was that featuring T- Pain?  Dude.. that’s truly perfect and let’s be clear, the song is [...]

Not sure if cats all saw this.  ESPN did tease it endless and shamelessly.  But how cool is Barack Obama?

“I can’t be staying up to 2 o’clock, I got work to do”..  hilarious.
I know, I know haters.  Why isn’t he doing his job?  Why doesn’t he concentrate on the economy?  Why doesn’t he just pick [...]

Michael Jordan is richer than GOD, but yet dude continues to rock those “Dad Jeans” everywhere he goes like homey is permanently stuck in a time warp.

I mean, seriously, I know those pants.  They’re the same ones I rocked back in 94, three words Marithe and Francois Girbaud.  No?  Well, then Levi and Strauss, then?  [...]

50 Cent is currently in an epic battle with Rick Ross over on YouTube that is so epic, and so ridiculous that 50 Cent put on a jheri curl wig and is still winning the battle.

I mean you have to talk a lot of shit to rock that wig and still be winning.  Wait, you’ve [...]

…and it’s a tight one too.  I was just sittin here, minding my own business peeping the Grammy’s on tivo delay.  Yall know how I do.  So I see the second smoothest white dude in the world, Robin Thick, I see Wayne get that Grammy, I see M.I.A’s terrible preggers dress and then it hit [...]

I guess Etta James reaaaally didn’t appreciate being cut out of that Barack & Michelle Obama first President dance, because she went off on your girl Bey:

Haa, Jeez, what a debacle this thing is.  Come on now Etta, you didn’t have to go off on Beyonce like that.  And what’s with the open Barack hate?  [...]

My boy Brock did a completely thorough listing of the man’s true scale of 1-10.  I must say, homey laced it.  And that babe down at the end?

Yeah, she’s a full on 8.35.  I said it, you gotta be precise out here.  Anyway, I figured since the dudes were given that road map and allowed [...]

Meet Roland Burris.

He is former Attorney General and Comptroller of Illinois, and current consultant.  From the look on his face, he also looks like he knows that Colt45 works every time.  He also was just named as Barack Obama’s replacement for the Senate position in Illinois.  Sounds like he should just show up for work, [...]

Let me tell you, this Sean Avery character is AWESOME!!!!

Peep what he said two days ago before a game with his ex’s boyfriend’s team!

BANG!!!  Haaaaaaa  Yo, that sh*t was so good, so low, so, hilarious!  I love it.  Let me just put that shiz in print, because hearing it is one thing, but it must [...]

So I already told you about the perils of the Milf crew on Facebook.  And since there is never a lack of supply of these ridiculous self styled “milf” pics, let me just go ahead and drop some more.

Ha, jeez, is she serious with the kid AND the pacifier?  Yikes.  Is that supposed to be [...]