Yo, I was going to comment on how terrible Heidi Montag is, but Anderson Cooper said it all.   I mean, he really got after this broad. I didn’t know the semi soft, semi suspect Andy had this kid of pepper sauce in his repertoire. Tell us how you really feel Coop!
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Heidi Montag supports Sarah Palin.  If that’s not reason enough to ice down McCain/Palin, I don’t know what is. Heidi and Spencer should start a new group, douchebags and skanks for McCain and have a fundraiser or something.

And further proof is out that these super skinny, siliconed out h*es don’t actual eat.  Heidi’s punk a$s [...]

Hey, I didn’t come up with this list but I’m happy to discuss it. You know, as I look down at this InTouch Weekly “Best Hollywood Tits” list, I’m actually kind of embarrassed that I know all these broads. Ahh, who am I kidding, let’s get going on this here list. Now [...]

Heidi Montag knows how she’s gonna stay relevant going forward. Invite the press on vacation and give them lots of non staged, candid photos. Hell, “The Hills” is completely scripted, why not script the photo ops too? Let’s check out the completely off guard and random photos:

First a little Baywatch tribute. [...]

It’s been a while since we showcased a throwback white woman on these pages, so we figured The Hills of Heidi Montage would be a good start.

Natural looking blond hair with the perfect highlights, check. Semi-slutty, “I was givin some head” skimpy lingerie, check. Dark and mysterious eye shadow, check. Enhanced cans, [...]

Dammit, I was good not knowing this show at all.

My lady tried to put me on last year and not surprisingly, it was barely watchable. Sadly, it’s far better than The Real World: Sydney, so I might as well talk about it.
1. Spencer is a complete d*ck – Gotta love it

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