I wish I wasn’t hemmed up so I could have hit this story up a few days ago. But the story has actually gotten better over the last few days. So if you’ve been under a rock for the last few days, meet Steven Slater.
Yes, everything you are thinking about this cat in this picture [...]
Photography is a wonderful thing. It can capture a moment, it can inspire, it can conjure up tremendous emotion in the viewer. In the right hands a camera can create incredible art out of everyday life. I often wonder what people on vacations are trying to remember as they walk down a side walk snapping [...]
Young Jeezy is dropping a new track for summer, “All White Everything”.
I like it. And if you think I’m posting this just so I can drop this pic one more time before the NBA Finals end, you’re right.
I was waiting for the name drop:
“White girls on my jock
cause they know that I’m the Flyest,
All White [...]
“Martin” was one of the greatest shows in the history of television. The crazy thing is that it was really only good for about three seasons. Once they mixed in Cole’s girfriend, Bruh Man from the fif flo, and when Martin and Gina couldn’t be on camera together. I did like Hustle Man, aka Tracy [...]
Too bad my boy Lake isn’t here to enjoy this. He will still hit you with a “sweep the leg, you got a problem with that” if hes had a few drinks and wants to make sure you’ve got his back in the club. Ralph Macchio is great in this though.
Wax On, F*ck Off with [...]
The fallout of Kobe Bryant’s bad, bad decision to be the White Mamba in that fashion shoot is still going. Who knew fans in Utah were so funny?
That picture in the hat is going to be a classic forever. Does Kobe realize he’s made a mistake when he sees this in the stands?
Plus, the photoshoppers [...]
Us Versus Them has a long love of people being hit by the taser. There was the crazy dude who ran from the cops. Then there is the always popular taser cam. TASAH, TASAH, TASAH! Granny taser. A Taser compendium. The always classic “Don’t Tase Me Bro“.
Now there is a new classic. The actual taser [...]
Mayyyyyyne, I’ve been thinking about how to play this one for a long time, so I’ve finally decided to take it to the people. So you know I do jokes and stuff right? You know I in the Google kang, and I can find damn near anything on the internet right? You know that I’m [...]
Now I know Whitney used to pretend like she didn’t smoke crack. I know that she had the interview with Oprah when she finally admitted to using “rock cocaine”, which I’m pretty sure is the classy way of saying crack. So you know Whitney is on that stuff, the question is whether you are going [...]
This runs a little long, but it is pretty damn funny. Here’s how to kill 10 minutes on your lunch break.
Brock Hardon, Handsome Men’s Club: Charter Member
There aren’t too many commercials that catch me off guard but this one kills me every time.
Hello ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man…Now, back to me…
I’m on a horse.
-Brock
One of my boys once told me that he liked to date Indian girls. When I asked him why, he said it was because they “look just like hot light skinned black girls. Brown skin, long straight hair, European features, they already have the total package everyone works so hard to find.”
I laughed, and disagreed, [...]
No for real, he’s so cold.
That is hilarious. He looks up into the sky like “what the hell is going on right now”. I call this “The Day Swagger Died”.
I don’t know how I missed this the first time but should to MRod for finding it.
-Brock
People overuse lawyers and someone finally decided to make fun of it.
That lone tear like Denzel in Glory is epic.
-Brock
That is great. The only thing better would have been a Stone Cold Stunner.
-Brock
Like I told you guys back on the MOTY comments, Slick is for the people. And while Brock (and sometimes Lake) are bringing the high heat here at UvT, we know that this world we’ve created for ourselves would be nothing without the teeming masses that quietly grumble every time Megan Fox’s name comes up, [...]
I’m not an animal person, so I rarely like seeing a dog chase its tail, or a gerbil caught in a bottle, or a dog wearing people clothes, but this stupid animal video was paired with the perfect music and it became gold.
Somehow the dog still ended up in people clothes, but those jabs the [...]
From the Us Versus Them department of Randomness I present the Shocker Winter Glove.
The Shocker presents an interesting UvT conundrum. On one hand, if you don’t know what the Shocker is, you probably are not one of Us. On the other hand if you actually ever perform the shocker other than by mistake, or, if [...]
Jack Bauer might be the baddest guy out there, but here at Christmas time, he’s finally run into a force he can’t crack.
Jack got broken down there. By the way, if you ever run into Jack Bauer and he says “You’ll be safe with me, I just need to go back to CTU/FBI HQ/The White [...]
The boys here at UvT HQ love a good bet. We talk a lot of shit and there is no better way to square someone up than to put some money or some ridiculousness on the line. The bet du jour lately has been the ridiculous steak dinner. I’m talking apps, dranks, sides, dessert, all [...]
Anderson Silva might just be the baddest man on the planet.
The guy dropped into the UFC kicking ass, and hasn’t lost yet. Small fast dudes? Ass-whoopin. Big strong dudes? First round knockouts. The guy is untouchable. That is what makes this video hilarious.
I love the internets.
-Brock
They’ve stacked up again so it is time for another UvT picture post. These might be the best yet. This is pretty much the worst case scenario.
I’m pretty sure this isn’t approved by the FAA and if anything goes down, everyone behind that row is dying.
Then these two decided to one up the people who [...]
One of the truly classic comedians that left this earth too soon. If you aren’t familiar with Robin Harris, please listen to this joint. Dude is almost as funny as me (ahnt).
The man that’s sittin’ next to the man, that’s sittin’ next to that man, that’s sittin’ next to the GOT DAMN man.
Everyone always wants to talk about the worlds dumbest criminals so you need to give a shoutout when a criminal outsmarts the cops.
Now I don’t know if that is going to get him off, but without the demand note, they may not be able to prove that he made the demand. I hope he chewed [...]
Hey, I’m a wrasling fan from way back. I remember getting up on the top bunk, throwing up them fingers and rocking that Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka finishing move on many a neighbor.
But you always had to wonder, is this real?
Ok, so I knew it was all fake. But the blood? What about that? I know, [...]
