Now I know Whitney used to pretend like she didn’t smoke crack. I know that she had the interview with Oprah when she finally admitted to using “rock cocaine”, which I’m pretty sure is the classy way of saying crack. So you know Whitney is on that stuff, the question is whether you are going [...]
This runs a little long, but it is pretty damn funny. Here’s how to kill 10 minutes on your lunch break.
Brock Hardon, Handsome Men’s Club: Charter Member
There aren’t too many commercials that catch me off guard but this one kills me every time.
Hello ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man…Now, back to me…
I’m on a horse.
-Brock
One of my boys once told me that he liked to date Indian girls. When I asked him why, he said it was because they “look just like hot light skinned black girls. Brown skin, long straight hair, European features, they already have the total package everyone works so hard to find.”
I laughed, and disagreed, [...]
No for real, he’s so cold.
That is hilarious. He looks up into the sky like “what the hell is going on right now”. I call this “The Day Swagger Died”.
I don’t know how I missed this the first time but should to MRod for finding it.
-Brock
People overuse lawyers and someone finally decided to make fun of it.
That lone tear like Denzel in Glory is epic.
-Brock
That is great. The only thing better would have been a Stone Cold Stunner.
-Brock
Like I told you guys back on the MOTY comments, Slick is for the people. And while Brock (and sometimes Lake) are bringing the high heat here at UvT, we know that this world we’ve created for ourselves would be nothing without the teeming masses that quietly grumble every time Megan Fox’s name comes up, [...]
I’m not an animal person, so I rarely like seeing a dog chase its tail, or a gerbil caught in a bottle, or a dog wearing people clothes, but this stupid animal video was paired with the perfect music and it became gold.
Somehow the dog still ended up in people clothes, but those jabs the [...]
From the Us Versus Them department of Randomness I present the Shocker Winter Glove.
The Shocker presents an interesting UvT conundrum. On one hand, if you don’t know what the Shocker is, you probably are not one of Us. On the other hand if you actually ever perform the shocker other than by mistake, or, if [...]
Jack Bauer might be the baddest guy out there, but here at Christmas time, he’s finally run into a force he can’t crack.
Jack got broken down there. By the way, if you ever run into Jack Bauer and he says “You’ll be safe with me, I just need to go back to CTU/FBI HQ/The White [...]
The boys here at UvT HQ love a good bet. We talk a lot of shit and there is no better way to square someone up than to put some money or some ridiculousness on the line. The bet du jour lately has been the ridiculous steak dinner. I’m talking apps, dranks, sides, dessert, all [...]
Anderson Silva might just be the baddest man on the planet.
The guy dropped into the UFC kicking ass, and hasn’t lost yet. Small fast dudes? Ass-whoopin. Big strong dudes? First round knockouts. The guy is untouchable. That is what makes this video hilarious.
I love the internets.
-Brock
They’ve stacked up again so it is time for another UvT picture post. These might be the best yet. This is pretty much the worst case scenario.
I’m pretty sure this isn’t approved by the FAA and if anything goes down, everyone behind that row is dying.
Then these two decided to one up the people who [...]
One of the truly classic comedians that left this earth too soon. If you aren’t familiar with Robin Harris, please listen to this joint. Dude is almost as funny as me (ahnt).
The man that’s sittin’ next to the man, that’s sittin’ next to that man, that’s sittin’ next to the GOT DAMN man.
Everyone always wants to talk about the worlds dumbest criminals so you need to give a shoutout when a criminal outsmarts the cops.
Now I don’t know if that is going to get him off, but without the demand note, they may not be able to prove that he made the demand. I hope he chewed [...]
Hey, I’m a wrasling fan from way back. I remember getting up on the top bunk, throwing up them fingers and rocking that Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka finishing move on many a neighbor.
But you always had to wonder, is this real?
Ok, so I knew it was all fake. But the blood? What about that? I know, [...]
The sound on this one is a unsexy 4 on the UvT NSFW Scale, but the visuals are clean and it is worth it. Turn your speakers down though.
Just a little extra Us Versus Them style humor to send you into the weekend right.
-Brock
One of my all time favorite movies. There are just too many quotables from this movie, but this is a CLASSIC scene… Peep it:
“Larry Flint-tah, Hugh Hef-Nah, they can take the pic-chah, but they caint make it-tah, on gawd above-vah, THE HUGH HEFNER ON HIGH!!!!!!”
Yooooooooooo Best line of the 90’s bar none is “The Hugh [...]
Deepak Chopra is a spiritual leader, an author, a leader…an enlightened man who encourages everyone to find a way to be the best of themselves.
But he still knows UvT Quality when he sees it.
Deepak getting it in!
-Brock
Complex Magazine is a horrible, horrible publication. But this joint is great.
Just watch out for that Kim Kardashian in the bottom left. It is a clip from her Ray J tape.
Lake is going to lose at least half a day on this one.
-Brock
At least T-Pain knows he’s a walking parody of himself. People (including me) can make fun of him if they want, but dude has been cashing those AutoTune checks for years now.
Amputaaaaashuuuunnnnn-Boop!
Jay-Z, I thought you said Autotune was dead, but now it seems to be stronger than ever. How do you feel about that?
-Brock
I would like to think I have outgrown fart jokes. Really, I thought I did. Then one of my boys showed me this crazy video and I realized the time honored fart joke tradition is alive and well. Peep it.
Some of it’s terrible. But I did enjoy it. ha And of course, it reminds me [...]
The Kanye West, “Imma let you finish” explosion a few weeks ago was great. It came on hard…and seems to have left as soon as it started. But I had a few favorites out there.
Damn, I don’t care how badly I need to get home, driving through on that left side over there is not [...]
Kids are really creative, especially 12 year old boys. You might think you can send your 5 year old into your fenced in backyard and everything will be all good. Meanwhile your devious ass older son cooks up this brilliant form of entertainment.
You know a kid thinks he’s gone too far when he sets his [...]
