Damn Homey, you used to be the man homey, what happened to you?  D’Angelo was in NY in his Range Rover when he decided he needed some head.

Now I don’t know about D’Angelo’s game, but I’m pretty sure walking into a bar and walking up the the nearest chick and saying, “I’m D’Angelo”, then dropping [...]

Damn.  Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse than J Loft, So Cold in the D girl or even Bill Cosby’s holy rappers.  Here, skraight from the Sudan is “Bangs” a cat that might literally be the worst musician alive.

This cat is the perfectly awful love child of globalization, the internets and trash [...]

I know some of UvT Nation, ie. cats from the Midwest (really Will, Bone?) and “The Bay” (Shouts to Too Short) don’t really like Wayne.  But trust, the silent majority of UvT loves Lil Weezy.

And as I said yesterday, his impending incarceration will only inure to the benefit of his fans in the form of [...]

Maaaayne, this aint right. I know it’s been all over the news, but I’m personally pretty concerned for my man Weezy’s jail stretch.

First off, Wayne’s got all the swagger in the world.  And  he did tell Katie Couric, “I’mma gangsta Miss Katie“.. AHHHNT (On account of the dreds, I’ll give him the Jamaican ahnt [...]

Yesterday, we thought for sure we had anointed the Worst Rapper Alive (well, except for So Cold in the D) that awful cat J Loft. But wait a second. Bill Cosby, yes, THAT Bill Cosby, is out here in the streets.

And he believes he can put out a rap group..

Right, I feel the [...]

Good looking our Bill Parcels because you just unearthed the most bullsh*t rapper since Tone Loc.  This cat J Loft is a f*cking clown.  But what’s great about it is that he’s got all the appearances of a legit flow.  He’s got the women rocking bikinis outside a random apartment building.  He’s got the pool [...]

Somebody turn off Marbuy’s youtube, ustream, myspace and fb accounts!  Man, I hate to watch a cat just go crazy right in front of my eyes, but Stephon Marbury is JUST NOW catching up to Jay Z for that “don’t confuse me with Marbury out this b*tch, run up on me at the light, you [...]

It’s kind of hard for me to admit this dude is a hype cat in the music biz.  First off at his core dude is cornball city.  I mean, he really should have ended up dreaming about functions and code over at MIT with all the rest of the nerds rather than taking up residence [...]

Hey, not sure what these cats are doing today, but back in the day this was real cutting edge sh*t.  Funny how music comes full circle because this joint sounds a lot likt some of that silly skinny jeans music they’ve got coming out of Chi and Cali..  I never liked conscious rap, but dope [...]

Let me tell you, my boy EminEd put me onto this joint on Friday and I almost posted it immediately.  I’m not sure what Mr. Carter has in store for his next album, but if Death of the Autotune and this joint are any indication it’s going to be a monster.  I put this joker [...]

This is an oldie but goodie.  Super thug “The Game” catching that extreme ice out from his lady on Change of Heart.

haaa  classic.

Seriously, this cat was out here talking about, “We watched the sunrise together.”  WTF?  Man Up Game..  I thought you always went hard.

I know, I know…
- Lake

Drake needs to figure out his hip hop personality.  I’m not so sure about this video.

I guess he thinks he’s funny.  I’ll tell you what I am sure of though.  Those girls are really, really smart.
-Brock

This one is a bit old, but still great.  Peep the solid punchities at the  mark 2:20 mark.  Ha  It’s so good, thing is, once you see the hate and venom, you’ll want to watch all the build up too.

Haaaa  I guess homey shouldn’t have hit and told.  The crazy thing is she was LOVING [...]

I was doing my thing in the gym on Sunday and I heard this Kanye verse on my ipod.  I mean, I have so much crap on there that when I put it on random and don’t immediately hit fast forward, I end up hearing a bunch of stuff.  Anyway, I’m not sure why, but [...]

Not sure if cats have heard that new Eminem album, The Relapse.  I have.  Uh, there are some hot joints on there no doubt.  And Em is going to always have lyrics.  But overall, I could do without it.  It’s decent to rock in the gym, but nothing more.  Why can’t Em come out with [...]

Now I don’t know if it was the Pink Mafia or Bad Boy Entertainment, but Yung Joc got his skirt pulled up in the last 48 hours.  Ha

I mean, this fool was out here talking about outing a DL rapper, banging out midget skrippers, snorting coke with a dog and getting bitten up by Katt [...]

Kelis filed for divorce from Nas.

If you’ve paid much attention to this blog, you know that I pretty much can’t stand Nas.  In my view, he’s a real bullsh*t cat and has been for a long time.  His b*tchassness started to show up, oh, around his second album, It Was Written.  It’s not because I [...]

Look, this is probably the most quinticental combination of the best and worst song ever penned and laid down on wax.  Sure, it’s a ‘how to guide’ in hip hop misogyny, I’ll give you that.  But I must say, right or wrong, this song informed my dating philosophy for the better part of a decade [...]

I’m not so sure about the music, but the video is hilarious.

Bout time Em came back.  Tired of being the coolest white dude in the streets this side of Robin Thicke.
- Lake

This is really good.  Call me a bullsh*t cat, and I guess I am for liking this, but I do enjoy these behind the scene “Fade to Black” inspired documentaries about Hip Hop.  And generally, I find Dame Dash to be a pretty interesting character, more interesting even, than Jay Z.  Sadly for Mr. Dash, [...]

There’s no doubt that Soulja Boy Tell Em, which is the worst name ever by the way, is a scourge on the music industry, but this song is pretty hype.  Makes you kind of wonder, did this kid just sell his soul to the devil to make hits?  I put it in my Ipod last [...]

This Drake cat is from Canada, which for most would be strike one.  Then he’s been described as the next Will Smith….hmm, strike two.  Plus he’s kind of on some rapper, actor, Kanye interpretational sh*t…..for most, that’s a strike three.  But if Kanye is what Wyclef was supposed to be, then this cat is pretty [...]

This is damn hilarious.  One thing that’s for certain, after this, everybody is going to be feeling like a Black Republican.

Haaaaaaaaaaa  Dude, my boy DHater has to love this.  I mean, this is really that GOP heat.  I love it!
“Da Democrats got the swagga right now, swagga right now, swagga-swagga right now”
- Lake

Damn Joaquin…. I mean, damn.  haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Is it just me or does this cat really look like a white version of ODB right before he kicked it?

I knew this cat was too convincing as Commodus, he really is nuts.  But it’s nice to see he’s getting in the spirit of hip hop.  Supposedly when some fool [...]

It’s fairly clear that Jim Jones is a complete and utter ass, which oddly enough is why I like him.  Well, that and the fact that without any clearly discernable talent, he’s managed to hype up two already fiery songs in Fly High and Pop Champagne.  Anyway, dickheadedness has it’s drawbacks though:

Wait, was that a [...]