“Sensitive Thugs Yall All Need Hugs,” Part 2
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009

This is an oldie but goodie.  Super thug “The Game” catching that extreme ice out from his lady on Change of Heart.

haaa  classic.

Seriously, this cat was out here talking about, “We watched the sunrise together.”  WTF?  Man Up Game..  I thought you always went hard.

I know, I know…
- Lake

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“Sensitive Thugs Yall All Need Hugs,” Kenyon Martin
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, July 21st, 2009

Now see this is my issue with the Thug in general.  At their core, they’re all cats.

Anyone who tries to put on the thug persona is usually just a little yatch acting out.

I mean, they walk around all day mean muggin and then come home and just want their feet rubbed.  Ya know?  So when [...]

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Ride Or Die Chick: Facebook Killer’s Wife Stays Down
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

Damn homey, I’ve heard of a ride or die chick, but I’ve never seen a chick that stays down with her man when were actually talking about him killing her.

Damn.  Is this how they do it now?  I remember the good old days when you knew a chick was down if you committed a crime [...]

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I Want To Work For Diddy: Episode 2
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

We started where we left off, with some gay shit.  First, the tranny is explaining what it means to be a tranny.  The thing is, it’s not that we don’t know what a tranny is or isn’t, it’s that we don’t want to know.

Then Rob comes out as full-on gay.  Wonderful, I’d say I was [...]


Believe Those Kanye Lyrics
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, July 17th, 2008

Maaan, I love Kanye West’s music.  In fact, I wish he had an album coming out right now.  I think he’s brought a lot to hip hop (still not sure what that term actually means), rap and music generally.  And while he’s probably opened up the door for the scriblet nation to step out into [...]


Lesbian gangs terrorize America?
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, January 10th, 2008

Maybe I’m just an asshole (ok, I am) but there’s something about two chicks fighting that I just love. I don’t know, it’s like two kittens getting their squabble on, you just assume it’s a no harm no foul situation and the comedy factor seems to always far outweigh any actual harm done to [...]


From bad to worse: Raz B reverses himself
Posted by Lake Arlington | Saturday, December 29th, 2007

I actually hate this story, but it’s just so wild that I feel like I have to write on it. As I said before, Raz B, formerly of B2K and his brother Ricky Romance (ha) claimed that their manager and cousin Chris Stokes molested them as children.

They even went so far as to say [...]


Homo Erectus Part 3: B2K, Marques Houston, Omarion, et. al.
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, December 24th, 2007

Man, have I or have I not been talking about the fact that R&B is just an inherently shady enterprise?

I mean, the bottom line is that you’ve got cats who are interpretational, artistic and sensitive crooning with cornrows, wife beaters and an ice grill on their face. I mean, if these cats weren’t doing [...]


Homo Erect-us Part 2
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, December 12th, 2007

Look, I hate to keep harping on this, but I only have one question for you R&B fans, which one is the man in this relationship.

Kind of hard to figure out, right? Do you go with the smooth and confident cat on the left who in the absence of this clown to his right [...]


Homo Erectus lives…
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, December 11th, 2007

I done told you fools about these soft R&B man-on-man duets. I can say the same for this Lil Bow Wow loves Omarion combination, but I think their album cover says it all.

Seriously, if you had no clue who either of these dudes were and you just looked at Omarion’s face in isolation, what [...]


Trent Lott: “I am a Gay American….sike(?)”
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, December 6th, 2007

Whoa nelly. This joint is almost too good to be true. I mean, how hilarious would it be for Trent Lott, United States Senator from Mississippi to be a closeted gay dude messing with gay male escorts on Sunday and then passing anti-gay laws on Monday.

Well, that’s exactly what the anti-Lott and anti-GOP [...]


Classic material: Gangsta Lean by D.R.S.
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, November 28th, 2007

If you’re a true fan of R&B like I am, then you’ll know what I’m about to post. This right here is just a classic R&B video and an all-time favorite for Lakey the sensitive thug.

How did we get to this you ask? Just think back, it’s 1993 and Gangster Rap is [...]


Trapped in the closet: Another gay Republican is exposed
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, November 1st, 2007

Oh look, two weeks have passed so I guess it’s time for yet another Gay, Anti-Gay hypocrite Republican story. Let’s see who we got this time. Meet State Senator Rep. Richard “Dick” Curtis (R) from Washington State (and no I’m not making up that nickname. Not only is he a phony gay [...]


“Fashionable” hip hop artists going too far
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, October 29th, 2007

Is it just me or is Hip Hop completely losing their minds? Seriously, cats are just trying too hard to show me that they’re not like everyone else. That somehow they’re extra Euro Gay but in a “no homo” kind of way.

Look, wearing a cockeyed belt and your make-up less lady rocking a [...]


Senator Larry Craig (R) Idaho is still gay…
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, October 26th, 2007

And now his past is coming after him. Meet gay man and half (black bear) about Washington, DC, David Phillips, he’s decided to ahem ‘come out’ and say what he knows about Larry Craig and his underground sexual trysts with men. Only this time it’s not foot positions, drifting fingers, and [...]


Dirty Byrd?
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, October 22nd, 2007

Drop down and get yo’ eagle on…. Wow, I can’t believe some slug who looks more like my insurance salesman than a major league ball player just got exposed for HGH use.

“Just everyone relax, I did nothing wrong, I’m a Christian”…
Paul Byrd, the witch who pitched the Cleveland Indians to a Game 4 victory in [...]


I Hate T-Pain
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, September 13th, 2007

But I can’t stop listening to his music.

It all started with that damn “I’m in love with a stripper”. Is there a b#tchier title than that? You can’t fall in love with a stripper! I mean your player card will get taken immediately upon a violation of that magnitude. I’d turn the radio station every [...]


Disgraced toe tapping Senator decides to retir—STOP, IT’S THE MUTHAF#CKIN REMIX!!!!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, September 6th, 2007

“uhhhhhh!!!!!! Yeah, Craig is back, who in the world got a problem with that?!?!?!”
(All these so called “values Republicans”, that’s who!)
Wow, excuse the irony of my statement but can you all believe the BALLS on this f#ckin guy (Brooklyn accent)?

(Dog, watch out now, we don’t know what this dude is capable of)
Embattled gay Republican Senator [...]


Beanie Sigel: Homo thug revealed?
Posted by Lake Arlington | Saturday, August 11th, 2007

Cue the instrumental music to Gold Digger by Kanye West:
“Now I aint saying he’s on the ‘Oz tip, but this looks like some gay shit”

Whoa whoa whoa!!!!! Slow down now Beans… Lord have mercy.. I mean, on the real, watching that gave me the exact polar opposite feeling to what I felt when [...]