If UvT existed in the late 90’s, I’m pretty sure every other day we would have been dropping these.

JLo was a force of nature.  I’m talking Diddy JLo, not Ben Affleck JLo and definitely not Mark Anthony JLo.  Can you take a moment to look at that picture up there?  I almost forgot about the [...]

Yesterday, I hooked Us with the updated Amber Rose version of the iconic Grace Jones photo from her Island Life album.  I think you will all agree that Amber Rose did a great job, but now I know that lots and lots of people have tried to bring to pose to life.  So let’s start [...]

I talked about the American Apparel contest a few weeks ago and the time for submissions is over.  Of course if there are any women who feel the need to enter a best bottom contest, please feel free to let me know.  But here is the winner for the internet voting.

Dammit, I can’t argue with [...]

If You like PTI as much as I do, you might notice that Tony Kornheiser is not there this week.  No, he isn’t taking one of his ridiculously long vacations where Mike Wilbon makes fun of him everyday, he’s taking that forced vacation because he made the wrong joke at the wrong time against one [...]

I remember when you could just do whatever dance you wanted when some music came on.  Now everything has to come with instructions.  Soulja Boy tells you when to Superman that ho.  That turrible Cupid Shuffle walks you through the whole damn song with specific moves.  But they finally got it right.  Check out “Hit [...]

Sometimes naming a lady UvT Quality is a question.  Something I really need to think about.  That is not the case here.  Rosa Acosta is certified bad.

She is like a sexier Cassie to me.  Pretty face, bad body, Rosa Acosta has it all.  This is the mildest picture in this collection too…so…you’ve been warned, scroll [...]

Man, people have been begging Lake and I to take a look at Nicki Minaj.  G the Intern hit us up everyday for about a week.  Running up in the spot like “y’all see this?”, “is she bad?”, “can she rap?”, “did you see angle 2″?  Well damn G, I guess after all the hard [...]

Rihanna is dropping a new album in November, and she’s already dropped the cover for her first single…Russian Roulette.

I said whaaaaa?   Damn Rihanna, I guess once you are buck naked on the internets you might as well embrace it huh?
Now here’s the question.  Is Rihanna a wild S&M freak before?  Or is this a result [...]

So I’m a dude who follows the J-game pretty closely. (read: very closely). You know, typical stuff like keeping a list in my head of the top players in the game. Hall of famers, 40-somethings, rookies, so forth. So when I heard that Susan Sarandon’s daughter was bout to pop up in a few skripping [...]

Now she might not be UvT Quality, and I have never watched a single moment of Gossip Girl in my life, but I was flipping through the channels last night during a Sunday Night Football timeout and I had a “who the hell is that?” moment.  That was when I saw this:

Look she didn’t have [...]

Megan Fox does absolutely nothing for me.  Okay, not absolutely nothing, I mean she’s a good looking girl but there is nothing here that makes me seek her out.  I’ve bought shitty albums in the hope that some chicks career wouldn’t end because I thought she was bad.  I’ve glorified women after they lost a [...]

Things have changed.  Society has loosened up, the internets have brought some things to bear that people aren’t used to seeing.  Like 60 years ago, this was sexy as sexy can get.

Did you see that ankle?  Those shoulders?  Well, here is how they do it now.

That’s right, water splashing, J’s out, mouth open, and ready.  [...]

I love the ladies.  Seriously, I love the ladies.  And UvT was designed for the people, so we’re not trying to get you content filtered out there.  So Lake and I are constantly walking that fine line between comedy and full on wildness.  When we started getting ad pitches from full on porn peddlers, we [...]

For some reason Jabba the Hutt slave girl outfit Princess Leia is a notorious geek dream.  I was more of an Oola guy (even as a kid I knew that chick was thick – before she got eaten by that slobber monster thing that is).  Well, for all the geeks out there I give you [...]

Let’s see…about eight months late and a pile of rhythm short, the UK did a “spontaneous” version of single ladies with 100 women in Piccadilly Circus.

I guess the “spontaneous” part of this whole thing is the fact that these chicks never practiced together.  I mean, were they all listening to their own version of the [...]

You know the fellas here at Us Versus Them like to keep it real.  We have a semi-strict no fake J’s policy.  We like em slim thick, we also like em thick slim.  But we’ve been accused of giving too much edge to the photoshopped up chick.  So it is time to break the walls [...]

My boy Brock did a completely thorough listing of the man’s true scale of 1-10.  I must say, homey laced it.  And that babe down at the end?

Yeah, she’s a full on 8.35.  I said it, you gotta be precise out here.  Anyway, I figured since the dudes were given that road map and allowed [...]

We told you about high jeans back when they almost took Kim Kardashian down back in November.  Remember this?

I mean that is pure awful right there.  Well high-waisted mom jeans must be like the alien symbiote that produced the Spiderman villian Venom because they’ve attacked again.  And this time they are playing for keeps.

Man, those [...]

The scale of 1-10 is one of those universal truths.  Everyone knows how to use it, everyone knows what you mean, and it always leaves room for argument.
AHNT.
No one knows how to use the damn scale.  There is grade inflation all over the damn place.  People always want to argue about the top of the [...]

Does Lindsay Lohan have a day job anymore?  When was the last time she was in an actual movie?  All she seems to do is go to the beach, go to parties, go to beach parties, and eat lunch in LA.  Maybe she’s done.  She’s really just decided to be a full time lesbian.  That [...]

Look.  You are either going to love it or hate it.  I’ll be honest, but you need to let it grow on you.  You know how bad Karaoke is good?  This is like that, but better.  If you ever feel like it isn’t right, just go back to the picture above with the Jheri Curl [...]

Lake and I were talking about pro cheerleaders today and decided that the College cheerleader is the superior specimen.  The pro cheerleader tends to be the dance team chick, not the cheerleading chick.
But then I found this subcategory of the cheerleader.
The Dunking Dancer:

That is the least sexy picture of a woman holding two balls with [...]

Britney Spears is an Us Versus Them Hall of Famer for me.  Forget the industrial age, the Information Age, all of that.  Britney single handedly ushered in the age of the Thick White Woman.

The year was 1999, and that tail was phenomenal and she knew it.  She made it okay for all white women to [...]

I know I’m the Doctor of Assology, but sometimes I have to direct my analytical eye to other areas just to break it down for the people.  Some people don’t understand how they always end up in the “friend zone”.  They trick themselves into believing a false truth.  You know when your boy Brock breaks [...]

The internet is a wild, wild place.  I truly believe that if you are willing to let go of all of your personal limitations (or more likely, embrace them with open eyes) you can really find some wildness that you would have never thought would have happened in the history of the world.
Like This:  (This [...]