Photography is a wonderful thing.  It can capture a moment, it can inspire, it can conjure up tremendous emotion in the viewer.  In the right hands a camera can create incredible art out of everyday life.  I often wonder what people on vacations are trying to remember as they walk down a side walk snapping [...]

Adriana Lima is a Victoria’s Secret model and she is good for bringing the sexy at all times.  This week she did a classic beach bathing suit photoshoot.

You can see she really gets out there and works it.  But even supermodels get caught off guard sometimes.  I present the sexiest, unsexy, sexy picture ever.

Man, just [...]

I realized last night that this had become unintentional ass week here at Us Versus Them.  That is different from Assology week, which was two weeks ago, or Ass appreciation week which occurs every week where the moon rises in the southern sky, whenever it rains, any week when Kim Kardashian leaves her house, and [...]

Carina Damm is apparently a MMA fighter.  She will never fight in the UFC because Dana White doesn’t like to let girls fight in his league.  So she fights somewhere else, she’s probably not as good as Cris Cyborg or Gina Carano, but she is Brazilian and she oils herself up for pictures.

It is hilarious [...]

Yes.

Now we know where the baby Jesus came from.
-Brock

There are some new trends out there that are exclusively for Team Them.  They are everywhere but the worst is the mainstream growth of stripper classes.

Uh, excuse me, “pole dancing” classes.  All these spots are the same.  “Reclaim your feminine side!”, “learn how to be sexy for your husband”, “bring the spark back to your [...]

We can’t get away from princess Leia here at Us Versus Them.  We had the original Princess Leia Pillow Fight post.  That brought on the UvT vision version of the picture.

Then Oh Hail Naw up there struck back.  And she hit us with the alternate angles on it.  She hit your boy Brock with the [...]

I usually don’t watch The Hills, but with Heidi Montag dropping a whole new body on em, I had to check it out.  Especially once I saw the promo and found out this was her new and improved “crying” face.

Yikes.  Apparently they were unable to restore all movement.  The other emotional expressions this exact same [...]

I was not a dude who bought in to the Girls Next Door.  Sure, Hef is still pimpin’ and you can’t hate on a dude who holds down three young tenders at age 84, but blondes aren’t really my type.

Either way, now that I’ve gone back to look at them, Kendra is actually the baddest [...]

Mayyyyyyne, I’ve been thinking about how to play this one for a long time, so I’ve finally decided to take it to the people.  So you know I do jokes and stuff right?  You know I in the Google kang, and I can find damn near anything on the internet right?  You know that I’m [...]

Last week I posted a picture of Rosa Acosta and declared her the baddest chick out.  Us Versus Them nation agreed but wanted to make sure their voices were heard.  So they dropped their ideal ladies (and men) in the comments section.  Here is what the Us Versus Them loyalists had to say…
G the intern:
Christina [...]

If UvT existed in the late 90’s, I’m pretty sure every other day we would have been dropping these.

JLo was a force of nature.  I’m talking Diddy JLo, not Ben Affleck JLo and definitely not Mark Anthony JLo.  Can you take a moment to look at that picture up there?  I almost forgot about the [...]

Yesterday, I hooked Us with the updated Amber Rose version of the iconic Grace Jones photo from her Island Life album.  I think you will all agree that Amber Rose did a great job, but now I know that lots and lots of people have tried to bring to pose to life.  So let’s start [...]

I talked about the American Apparel contest a few weeks ago and the time for submissions is over.  Of course if there are any women who feel the need to enter a best bottom contest, please feel free to let me know.  But here is the winner for the internet voting.

Dammit, I can’t argue with [...]

If You like PTI as much as I do, you might notice that Tony Kornheiser is not there this week.  No, he isn’t taking one of his ridiculously long vacations where Mike Wilbon makes fun of him everyday, he’s taking that forced vacation because he made the wrong joke at the wrong time against one [...]

I remember when you could just do whatever dance you wanted when some music came on.  Now everything has to come with instructions.  Soulja Boy tells you when to Superman that ho.  That turrible Cupid Shuffle walks you through the whole damn song with specific moves.  But they finally got it right.  Check out “Hit [...]

Sometimes naming a lady UvT Quality is a question.  Something I really need to think about.  That is not the case here.  Rosa Acosta is certified bad.

She is like a sexier Cassie to me.  Pretty face, bad body, Rosa Acosta has it all.  This is the mildest picture in this collection too…so…you’ve been warned, scroll [...]

Man, people have been begging Lake and I to take a look at Nicki Minaj.  G the Intern hit us up everyday for about a week.  Running up in the spot like “y’all see this?”, “is she bad?”, “can she rap?”, “did you see angle 2″?  Well damn G, I guess after all the hard [...]

Rihanna is dropping a new album in November, and she’s already dropped the cover for her first single…Russian Roulette.

I said whaaaaa?   Damn Rihanna, I guess once you are buck naked on the internets you might as well embrace it huh?
Now here’s the question.  Is Rihanna a wild S&M freak before?  Or is this a result [...]

So I’m a dude who follows the J-game pretty closely. (read: very closely). You know, typical stuff like keeping a list in my head of the top players in the game. Hall of famers, 40-somethings, rookies, so forth. So when I heard that Susan Sarandon’s daughter was bout to pop up in a few skripping [...]

Now she might not be UvT Quality, and I have never watched a single moment of Gossip Girl in my life, but I was flipping through the channels last night during a Sunday Night Football timeout and I had a “who the hell is that?” moment.  That was when I saw this:

Look she didn’t have [...]

Megan Fox does absolutely nothing for me.  Okay, not absolutely nothing, I mean she’s a good looking girl but there is nothing here that makes me seek her out.  I’ve bought shitty albums in the hope that some chicks career wouldn’t end because I thought she was bad.  I’ve glorified women after they lost a [...]

Things have changed.  Society has loosened up, the internets have brought some things to bear that people aren’t used to seeing.  Like 60 years ago, this was sexy as sexy can get.

Did you see that ankle?  Those shoulders?  Well, here is how they do it now.

That’s right, water splashing, J’s out, mouth open, and ready.  [...]

I love the ladies.  Seriously, I love the ladies.  And UvT was designed for the people, so we’re not trying to get you content filtered out there.  So Lake and I are constantly walking that fine line between comedy and full on wildness.  When we started getting ad pitches from full on porn peddlers, we [...]

For some reason Jabba the Hutt slave girl outfit Princess Leia is a notorious geek dream.  I was more of an Oola guy (even as a kid I knew that chick was thick – before she got eaten by that slobber monster thing that is).  Well, for all the geeks out there I give you [...]