Bang Bang Bang! John Witherspoon was smashing New York?
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, March 17th, 2009

Daaaaaayum homey, in Boomerang you were the Maaaan Homey, WTF happened to you?

If you believe the recent reports, John “Bang Bang Bang” Witherspoon was f*cking Tiffany Pollard aka New York.  I own know.  I don’t get that.  I mean, J Withers ain’t the most handsome dude in the world, but he is a guy with [...]


Attention Covergirl and L’Oreal: Please Take the Wheel, thx
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, October 3rd, 2008

Listen, I know I’m pretty much hatin on JHud for her selection of that Punk, but does she have to look so rough in all these recent pictures?

Damn, she’s unrecognizable here.  Can I get some blush, rouge, lip smackers, sumfin?  Meanwhile, that Punk is just cheesin’, like he knows something none of us know.

Come on [...]

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Yikes: I prefer all natural, but dammit!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, October 1st, 2008

If this is what I have to deal with when ladies don’t cake up with make up, enhance away with gel in the arse and silicone in the J, then pleez, enhance, apply and lacquer away.

Lord…quick, “Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice!!!”  I mean, I don’t care what camera angle you catch, this shit just aint right.  And [...]

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Jennifer Hudson Gets Punk’d?
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, September 15th, 2008

This story is just too weird.  Haaavard Law Grad, Tiffany “New York” Pollard reject and former UvT punching bag David “Punk” Otunga allegedly got engaged to Jennifer Hudson yesterday.

Dude, this is just too weird.  LOL.  I mean, Punk?  First of all, dude’s name is Punk.  Second, he went on I LOVE NEW YORK.  Didn’t that [...]


VH1’s I Love Money, Season Premiere
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, July 10th, 2008

Here we go again… From the makers of Flavors of Love 1, 2 and 3, I Love New York 1 and 2, Charm School (clearly we only needed one of those), Rock of Love 1 and 2 (the only show in the bunch I didn’t watch) and A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila [...]


Disgrace: Harvard Law Grad ’stars’ on I Love NY 2
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, October 18th, 2007

UPDATE: PUNK Gets Engaged To Jennifer Hudson?  CHECK OUT the story HERE.
LOL… Dude, I can’t tell what’s more disgraceful, the fact that this fool David “Punk” Otunga has chosen to place himself among the ranks of random freaks, crack heads and scalawags on I Love New York 2 (which all by itself is INSANE) or [...]