Like I told you guys back on the MOTY comments, Slick is for the people. And while Brock (and sometimes Lake) are bringing the high heat here at UvT, we know that this world we’ve created for ourselves would be nothing without the teeming masses that quietly grumble every time Megan Fox’s name comes up, [...]

Quietly, I always suspected Meghan McCain was an ok kind of girl.

And while I’m not totally sure what this pic means, I would like you Republicans to STFU and definitely to stop hatin’…ok?  Thanks.  But Meg seems a bit progressive.

And though she’s got the crypt keeper for a mom dukes

And a half senile [...]

At least T-Pain knows he’s a walking parody of himself.  People (including me) can make fun of him if they want, but dude has been cashing those AutoTune checks for years now.

Amputaaaaashuuuunnnnn-Boop!
Jay-Z, I thought you said Autotune was dead, but now it seems to be stronger than ever.  How do you feel about that?

-Brock

In yet another instance of “is that yo chick?” meets stupid tats, it appears Jermaine Dupri and Janet Jackson are splitsville.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Hey, it’s not like that’s a surprise or anything, my Gobner, David Paterson, can see these cats weren’t exactly the best match.

Anyway, while that relationship is long and gone, Jermaine’s stupidity is alive and well.  [...]

Kids are really creative, especially 12 year old boys.  You might think you can send your 5 year old into your fenced in backyard and everything will be all good.  Meanwhile your devious ass older son cooks up this brilliant form of entertainment.

You know a kid thinks he’s gone too far when he sets his [...]

So I’m a dude who follows the J-game pretty closely. (read: very closely). You know, typical stuff like keeping a list in my head of the top players in the game. Hall of famers, 40-somethings, rookies, so forth. So when I heard that Susan Sarandon’s daughter was bout to pop up in a few skripping [...]

Or this might happen.  Check the names over there on the right.

Classy move from the IT proficient asshole.  “MY BITCHES HOUSE” might be the hottest wireless access point name out right now.  I’m gonna change the wireless access points in the office when I get there tomorrow morning.  Any suggestions?
-Brock

If you have to have a shady past, there is really only one profession to choose.  Criminal?  Nah, that background check it going to pop you.  Sex change, someone if gonna check the neck eventually.  Nah, the best shady profession ever is porn star.

Think about it.  It is like having a veil of protection.  Who [...]

I’m going to let Michael Jackson rest in peace.  People are still talking about how he died, whether he has an illicit love child, if he had a nose, all of that.  I’m not talking about any of that, I’m talking about Joe Jackson.

Nice ascot Joe.  Anyway, for some reason, Joe is on an interview [...]

Now see this is my issue with the Thug in general.  At their core, they’re all cats.

Anyone who tries to put on the thug persona is usually just a little yatch acting out.

I mean, they walk around all day mean muggin and then come home and just want their feet rubbed.  Ya know?  So when [...]

We never really got at ol girl who ended up with 64 stars tattooed on her face.  You know the funniest thing about kids telling lies?  Everyone with half an ounce of sense knows that they are obviously lying.  You can’t fall asleep while someone tattoos your face.  Not unless you are high, drunk, or [...]

First off, what kind of name is Will I Am?  AHHHHHHNT.  That’s fucking terrible.  I thought I needed to preface any comment with that revelation.  That’s actually a worse name than “Perez Hilton”….  Anyway, this whole “debate” pretty much comes down to the scoreboard.  Here’s the score.

Dude, there is just something about an unanswered punch [...]

This one is a bit old, but still great.  Peep the solid punchities at the  mark 2:20 mark.  Ha  It’s so good, thing is, once you see the hate and venom, you’ll want to watch all the build up too.

Haaaa  I guess homey shouldn’t have hit and told.  The crazy thing is she was LOVING [...]

The only thing I can give to the Cavs is my condolences:

Because it’s over pimpin…

Sorry OSU Will, but maybe your boy Terrell Pryor will bring some joy to the great state of Ohio.

Mike Brown fired in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1…..
- Lake

I can’t even speak about this truly awful commercial, but it’s definitely a “when keeping it right goes wrong” situation:

(Shouts to Jay Blanco for sending me this), but even Dr. Martin Luther the King couldn’t find good in that.

Now I see where (and how) these hicks from the UNC get their fine furniture.  Actually, this [...]

Perhaps the most ignant song ever penned: Bills, Bills, Bills.  And why wouldn’t it be, it was written by the same genius that wrote No Scrubs.

(Incidentally, I just saw that this “musical genius” will also be featured on the oh so classy and tasteful Real Housewives of Atlanta, Season 2… haa)
Yep, that is the previously [...]

Dude, I can’t believe after all these years KFC done gone KGC…that doesn’t even sound right.

Really, Kentucky grilled chicken?  What, the Colonel suddenly got a conscience or something?

Let me just enumerate a fraction of the issues I have with Kentucky going b*tch on the preparation of their birds.
1.  Aren’t they about 15 years late on [...]

…Ok, we’ve been slack on the UvTeez (ahnt).  Call it Lake don’t work on Fridays gone amok.  But then I saw some joints that I can immediately put into our clothing line.  Again, this one is for the ladies.  Love you guys, but first let’s focus on the shirts done by men, for the ladies:
What [...]

Evidence that our nation is in shambles and at the same time the best place on earth.  I give you the varying iterations of the stanky leg.  Let’s lay the foundation first:

Ignorant arse Soljah Boy Tell Em wanna be mofos.  Jeez.  I actually hope you didn’t watch that video.  But you should watch this one [...]

Us Versus Them is convinced that Facebook is evil for hundreds of reasons.  That doesn’t mean that we don’t get down on Facebook, we do, some of my favorite casual, random acquaintances are on Facebook.  You can join UvT on Facebook HERE.  Anyway, here is the latest reason Facebook is evil, because it will get [...]

She is a long time fan who needed some Man Up Monday to set her week off right.
Sheeeeeeit.   I felt the same way when I saw the damn site yesterday afternoon.
-Brock

We mentioned Joaquin Phoenix’s retirement, followed by his decent into the murky depths of personal self-absorption a few weeks ago when he had that hip hop concert where he fell off the stage.  Last night he did it on national television.  Joaquin was on David Letterman are really put on a show last night.

And by [...]

I know I already hit you with the brother doing his best Ryu impression for the premiere of Street Fighter IV (that joint should be FIRE by the way), but last week was the NY Comic Con and a gang of brothers lost their mind.  I mean it is a damn epidemic.

At least the brother [...]

Ha, now why do all my posts start out with laughter?  Anyway, you know how you hear something from a family member or a friend and as soon as you hear it you say to yourself, “figures”..  I mean, it’s something that was already in your head, but you just got that confirmation and you [...]

Haaaaaaaaaaaa  Yooooo, who knew the cat that played Batman, Christian Bale, was such an jerk.

I guess the Joker really did get under his skin.  Peep his wildness:

Haaaaaaa, yo, there is something extra hilarious about a euro with an attitude.  I guess this rant went on during the taping of The Terminator 4.

This cat Christian Bale [...]