Okay, maybe not, but they sure did make a hot video which may or may not have been ripped by Pepsi’s new “Refresh Everything” Campaign.
That is awesome. In case you are wondering where the title came from, it is from a speech by Packer great Reggie White back in the day.
He also got off these [...]
Longtime Us Versus Them readers know that I am a rational person. I analyze, maybe even tend to over analyze almost everything. I take pride in it. In fact, I think it is what makes me one of Us. The reason I am here at UvT to remind the world what separates Us from Them. [...]
I guess Andre Agassi’s tennis career really is over. You know you are either addicted to fame or the loot when you decide to write a book and air all of your own dirty laundry. It is one thing to get caught by paparazzi sliding out of a hotel with some chick who is not [...]
Now I don’t know why this took so long. We get the damn LOLCats and all sorts of ridiculous internet nonsense. But there is finally in internet trend that is doing something productive for society and it all started with one visionary, industrious woman.
This not so young Russian lady took a picture of herself “face [...]
Yesterday I hit you with the product that “feels like a fireman comes in your mouth”. But there is some other advertising that keeps it a little more classy. You know how you introduce your kids to sex by telling them about the birds and the bees? Well you might not to that anymore if [...]
The work of an assologist is never done. Always searching, always finding new ways to turn hypothesis into theory. My life’s work has lead to the development of the Us Versus Them patented White Girl Tail Scale, or WGTS for short. You will remember that the WGTS works on a scale of 1-8, as it [...]
The moment that people have been waiting for since Barack Obama won on November 4th is finally here. After much input from the American people, and much deliberation, the Obamas have finally picked a dog.
The Portuguese Water Dog.
I’ve never heard of that dog before, but it is rocking the jheri curl, so you know it [...]
Most movie posters come out looking like the same old crap. Photoshop some pics of all the big time actors over the logo and call it a day.
But this guy Olly Moss keeps it simple and clean. He’s just done some movie poster remakes that are hot. Check out these remakes for Batman, Indiana Jones, [...]
Every year before finals out in LA, the UCLA Bruins go on the Undie Run. Now this might not be too exciting with the cheese eating farm girls in Wisconsin, or in the woods of New Hampshire, but you throw LA chicks out there half butt naked and send them running through the streets and it might be [...]
Or did you get Clothes in my Porn? I can’t tell. All I know is that they build one of these stores about every five minutes, although it looked okay from the street, I quickly realized that once you actually wear clothes from this spot, you end up looking like this:
Right, those are the fashion [...]
Yep. Rex is back! For those of you who missed my first post on OJ or my second on big girls and, for that reason, don’t yet know my style, you probably think this post is about a popular book released a year or two ago.
WRONG! The emphasis in the title is on “freak,” although, as I explain [...]
I just came across an article in Esquire Magazine that featured work by R. Luke Dubois who had a brilliant idea. He took every president’s State of the Union Address and analyzed the most common words. He then put them into a backlit eye chart by frequency. I think it speaks for itself. Check out [...]
So I guess there is an inside joke in the sound design industry (the outside joke is that these cats were probably in the AV Club at your high school and were all tremendous dorks) that they like to sneak into movies.
The funny thing is, subconsciously that is exactly what I expect it to sound [...]
