Dark Tiger Is Real!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

Tiger Woods had a single car accident on Thanksgiving morning and his life hasn’t been the same since.  Do you remember when you first heard about it?  When everyone thought Tiger was unconscious and bleeding from his mouth?  When we didn’t know how bad the accident was or if he would ever be able to [...]

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Did You Choose the Wrong Costume for Halloween?
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, November 5th, 2009

There is nothing quite like a post Halloween hangover.  Sure, you think Halloween is the one day where all bets are off, where you can do just about anything, but a few days later you find out you were wrong.  My boy EDaxx made a bad call on his costume and he is still catching [...]

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All Black Reverends Look Alike…
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, October 23rd, 2009

It’s gotta suck when you pull this one on national TV.

I actually think that is probably a sincere mistake, but Jesse just patiently waited for his turn and tucked her on in.  I have to admit though it was probably easier to tell them apart when Al was a little, how do you say?…rounder.

Here’s a [...]

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Cambridge Police Are Still Stupid (and A$sholes)
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, July 30th, 2009

I’ve stayed most quiet about the Gates incident, not because I don’t have an opinion.  I do, Officer Crowley definitely acted stupidly, that’s a given.

Any clown with a internet connection can look up “Disorderly Conduct” and see that it’s reserved for PUBLIC conduct, not conduct in one’s own home.  Moreover, the mere fact that the [...]

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Giselle Bundchen Loves the Brothers
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, May 13th, 2009

Remember last year when LeBron James and Giselle Bundchen appeared together on the cover of Vogue’s “best bodies” issue?

There was a lot of controversy because LeBron came off looking like a modern day King Kong simultaneously screaming and clutching his white woman.  This would have gotten you shot on the spot just 60 years ago.  [...]

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Tan Up Tuesday
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, May 5th, 2009

Since I was slacking on my pimping yesterday for Man Up Monday.  So to make it up to you by bringing you a very special new column, “Tan Up Tuesday”.  It is spring and it is getting warmer so it is time to Tan Up!

Christina Aguilera has been hiding inside all winter.  Your skin should [...]

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LOL: Senior Citizen Hip Hop Choir
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

I can’t tell if this is the best thing ever or the worst.  Whatever you do, make sure you wait for that “Hey Ya, Fogie Remix.”

Ok, it’s the worst.  And yes, that accompanist sucked.  ha
Dammit, if I ever get to that level (meaning that old and that out of line), somebody just go ahead and [...]

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Man Up Monday: America, and Especially Amurica…
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, November 3rd, 2008

I know it is only November 3rd, but I can’t waste a Man Up Monday on anything else.  We’ve gone through damn near two years of campaigning, a bare-knuckle scrap for the Democratic nomination, the worst campaign strategy ever developed, we learned what “vetting” means (or doesn’t mean), and are now down to the day [...]

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Triple B Undercover
Posted by Triple B | Friday, October 31st, 2008

Behold The B is back!! But only for a second. I know I’ve been absent for a while but Triple B and his team have been undercover for UvT. We took it to the battleground state of Ohio. The state that has been the deciding factor in the last two elections to find out out [...]

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Big Brother 10: Ollie is a Son of A…
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

Preacher man.  What did you think I was going to say?

For those who aren’t up on Big Brother 10 (and why not?  This is solid summer programming)  Let me tell you about Ollie (real name Bryan Ollie).  This brother is the son of a preacher, has never had a sip of the devils nectar (he [...]


Man Up Monday: The Morehouse Man
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, May 19th, 2008

Or is that the Man of Morehouse?  You all know that Morehouse is the pinnacle of the Black college experience.  They are a proud, proud bunch of men.

You’ve got every kind of brother here.  Bowtie Brother.  Proud sweatshirt Brother.  Dreadlock brother.  Successful business brother…and if I wear this suit I’ll look like a successful business [...]

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Can Someone Come Get Lake’s Little Sister?
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, February 15th, 2008

Lake,
We need to talk.  I know you like kicking it with the brothers.  I know you’ve grown to like fat asses, appreciate the thick white woman, and enjoy the hip-hop music.  This is important.  We’ve got more than 2.5 Million hits, you are a role model now.  But I’m not talking about the loyal UvT [...]


Britney Jr. is Preggers, of course she is!!!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, December 19th, 2007

The blogs are blowing up about Jaime Lynn Spears being pregnant. Well, of course she’s pregnant, she’s Jaime Lynn Spears aka Britney Jr. Jr. which means two things, 1. She’s f*cking all the time and 2. She’s country stupid. Remember this?

Brit was showing her the ropes back then and from the look of [...]


Appreciation for Christina Milian Day
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, September 24th, 2007

Oh yes, we just had to do it again. Christina Milian is the kind of babe you just never get tired of.

For some reason, it’s like she’s always looked exactly as you’d want her to look. Always that perfect age (half your age plus 7, thanks to the Hon. Elijah Muhammad for that [...]


There’s something about the Juice
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, September 20th, 2007

You just gotta admit it. There’s something about this dude that you love or even love to hate, but he’s just got that thing.. That it. I can’t quite put my finger on it. Is it the resilience?

If it doesn’t fit, you must acquit…bitch
Maybe it’s the ladies he keeps, for instance, peep [...]


Throwback: Britney at her best
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, September 19th, 2007

Sometimes we can forget just how tight Britney once was.

And sure, you can say she was all airbrushed up, but even her more candid shots used to really look right…

Again, I’m a fan of Ms. Spears and I want to see her do well.

If nothing else, Mel B has shown us that you can take [...]


Vanessa Hudgens: White or Black?…Or both?
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, September 14th, 2007

Now I didn’t even know who this chick was before Lake’s post on her a few days back, but even when he posted it, she looked like about three different chicks in those pictures. So I have to ask…Is Vanessa Hudgens White or Black? Let’s take a look:

Black.

White.

White

Light-skinned black chick.

I’m going to go [...]