Jun
4
Now I thought Kobe’s pictures were pretty gay. I’m not saying Kobe is gay, he is just gay friendly. I wanted to support the lifestyle from a fashion standpoint when he went with the All White Everything.
By UvT standards, scarf with feathers and a super deep vneck sets a pretty high standard for a full [...]
Tags: All White Everything, Kobe Bryant, Kobe Bryant Dressed In White, Lance Bass, Lance Bass Fashion Pictures
May
11
The fallout of Kobe Bryant’s bad, bad decision to be the White Mamba in that fashion shoot is still going. Who knew fans in Utah were so funny?
That picture in the hat is going to be a classic forever. Does Kobe realize he’s made a mistake when he sees this in the stands?
Plus, the photoshoppers [...]
Tags: All White Everything, Kobe Bryant Dressed In White, Kobe Bryant LA Times, Kobe Bryant Pictures
May
5
Have you ever done something, and you thought it was really hot when you did it? You thought you looked really cool, or were being really funny, or you were rocking that hat? But then you look back or see it in a picture it doesn’t quite come out the way you thought it would? [...]
Tags: All White Everything, Black Mamba, Funny pictures, Kobe Bryant, Kobe Bryant Dressed In White, Kobe Bryant Fashion, Kobe Bryant LA Times, Kobe Bryant Photoshop, White Mamba
Jan
5
Tiger Woods had a single car accident on Thanksgiving morning and his life hasn’t been the same since. Do you remember when you first heard about it? When everyone thought Tiger was unconscious and bleeding from his mouth? When we didn’t know how bad the accident was or if he would ever be able to [...]
Tags: Dark Tiger, Elin Woods, Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods affair
Nov
5
There is nothing quite like a post Halloween hangover. Sure, you think Halloween is the one day where all bets are off, where you can do just about anything, but a few days later you find out you were wrong. My boy EDaxx made a bad call on his costume and he is still catching [...]
Tags: Blackface, Dallas Cheerleader Blackface, Halloween, Halloween Costumes, Heidi Klum, Seal
Oct
23
It’s gotta suck when you pull this one on national TV.
I actually think that is probably a sincere mistake, but Jesse just patiently waited for his turn and tucked her on in. I have to admit though it was probably easier to tell them apart when Al was a little, how do you say?…rounder.
Here’s a [...]
Tags: Jesse Jackson called Al Sharpton, News Anchor Mistake
Jul
30
I’ve stayed most quiet about the Gates incident, not because I don’t have an opinion. I do, Officer Crowley definitely acted stupidly, that’s a given.
Any clown with a internet connection can look up “Disorderly Conduct” and see that it’s reserved for PUBLIC conduct, not conduct in one’s own home. Moreover, the mere fact that the [...]
Tags: Barack Obama beer with Officer Crowley and Skip Gates, Officer Crowley is an asshole, Skip Gates
May
13
Remember last year when LeBron James and Giselle Bundchen appeared together on the cover of Vogue’s “best bodies” issue?
There was a lot of controversy because LeBron came off looking like a modern day King Kong simultaneously screaming and clutching his white woman. This would have gotten you shot on the spot just 60 years ago. [...]
Tags: Giselle Bundchen, Giselle Likes Black Men, LeBron James, Photography, Vogue Magazine
May
5
Since I was slacking on my pimping yesterday for Man Up Monday. So to make it up to you by bringing you a very special new column, “Tan Up Tuesday”. It is spring and it is getting warmer so it is time to Tan Up!
Christina Aguilera has been hiding inside all winter. Your skin should [...]
Tags: Man Up Monday, Slackin' on my Pimpin', Tan Up Tuesday
Nov
18
I can’t tell if this is the best thing ever or the worst. Whatever you do, make sure you wait for that “Hey Ya, Fogie Remix.”
Ok, it’s the worst. And yes, that accompanist sucked. ha
Dammit, if I ever get to that level (meaning that old and that out of line), somebody just go ahead and [...]
Tags: Hey Ya sung by old white people, Old White Hip Hop Choir
Nov
3
I know it is only November 3rd, but I can’t waste a Man Up Monday on anything else. We’ve gone through damn near two years of campaigning, a bare-knuckle scrap for the Democratic nomination, the worst campaign strategy ever developed, we learned what “vetting” means (or doesn’t mean), and are now down to the day [...]
Tags: 2008 Presidential Election, Barack Obama, Joe Biden, John McCain, November 4th, Sarah Palin, Vote
Oct
31
Behold The B is back!! But only for a second. I know I’ve been absent for a while but Triple B and his team have been undercover for UvT. We took it to the battleground state of Ohio. The state that has been the deciding factor in the last two elections to find out out [...]
Tags: 2008 Presidential Election, Barack Obama, John McCain, Racist, Racists, Sarah Palin
Aug
12
Preacher man. What did you think I was going to say?
For those who aren’t up on Big Brother 10 (and why not? This is solid summer programming) Let me tell you about Ollie (real name Bryan Ollie). This brother is the son of a preacher, has never had a sip of the devils nectar (he [...]
May
19
Or is that the Man of Morehouse? You all know that Morehouse is the pinnacle of the Black college experience. They are a proud, proud bunch of men.
You’ve got every kind of brother here. Bowtie Brother. Proud sweatshirt Brother. Dreadlock brother. Successful business brother…and if I wear this suit I’ll look like a successful business [...]
Tags: Joshua Packwood, Man of Morehouse, Man Up Monday, Morehouse Man, White Morehouse Valedictorian
Feb
15
Lake,
We need to talk. I know you like kicking it with the brothers. I know you’ve grown to like fat asses, appreciate the thick white woman, and enjoy the hip-hop music. This is important. We’ve got more than 2.5 Million hits, you are a role model now. But I’m not talking about the loyal UvT [...]
Dec
19
The blogs are blowing up about Jaime Lynn Spears being pregnant. Well, of course she’s pregnant, she’s Jaime Lynn Spears aka Britney Jr. Jr. which means two things, 1. She’s f*cking all the time and 2. She’s country stupid. Remember this?
Brit was showing her the ropes back then and from the look of [...]
Sep
24
Oh yes, we just had to do it again. Christina Milian is the kind of babe you just never get tired of.
For some reason, it’s like she’s always looked exactly as you’d want her to look. Always that perfect age (half your age plus 7, thanks to the Hon. Elijah Muhammad for that [...]
Sep
20
You just gotta admit it. There’s something about this dude that you love or even love to hate, but he’s just got that thing.. That it. I can’t quite put my finger on it. Is it the resilience?
If it doesn’t fit, you must acquit…bitch
Maybe it’s the ladies he keeps, for instance, peep [...]
Tags: OJ Simpson
Sep
19
Sometimes we can forget just how tight Britney once was.
And sure, you can say she was all airbrushed up, but even her more candid shots used to really look right…
Again, I’m a fan of Ms. Spears and I want to see her do well.
If nothing else, Mel B has shown us that you can take [...]
Sep
14
Now I didn’t even know who this chick was before Lake’s post on her a few days back, but even when he posted it, she looked like about three different chicks in those pictures. So I have to ask…Is Vanessa Hudgens White or Black? Let’s take a look:
Black.
White.
White
Light-skinned black chick.
I’m going to go [...]