We all know Jessica Alba is UvT Quality.  We all know Jessica Alba just had a baby.  We know Lake doesn’t like the pregnant lady shots.  As the resident Assologist I have just one question, what happened to that tail piece?

The stomach tightened back up and the J’s are better than ever.  Thigh work is [...]

I’ve said it over and over again that I really don’t appreciate the bare belly preggers chick fashion statement in public. Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure child birth is a beautiful thing, but come on…. Nobody wants to see your big ass up in a Heidi Montage special. Peep the latest, granted sitting [...]

I love America.  You ask people how they feel about immigration and they are willing to build a wall across the entire Mexican border.  Not the Canadian border mind you, those are nothing more than French speaking white people up there, they must be cool, just the Mexicans…and Haitians…and Cubans who don’t look like Elian [...]

I mentioned a few posts ago that I have a masters in Assology. It allows me to identify a tight booty from 20 paces. I can see it coming, identify it from any angle. Hell, tell me where a girl was born, her favorite food, and two hobbies and I can take a pretty good [...]

Yessssss…..

http://www.usmagazine.com/jessica_alba_breakup
Welcome back Jess.  It’s good to have you back in the game.  Her man was named “Cash Warren”?  That doesn’t even sound like a real name.  I thought Brock Hardon was pushing the envelope but straight Cash homey?  That is a pimp name if I ever heard one.
When we do the Us Versus Them booty [...]