Best White Dude Ever: Justin Timberlake
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, May 6th, 2009

It kind of goes without saying, but since Mr. JT has recently been back in the news for all this FCC/Supreme Court stuff, I figured I’d just reiterate it.  I mean, is there anything this cat hasn’t done?

I mean, he’s the one who pulled that J out, but nobody ever blamed him.  Nah, it’s gotta [...]

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UvT Research Presents: Random Stuff You Too Lazy to Search For
Posted by Triple B | Friday, March 6th, 2009

Triple Bzus in the Heezus,
UvT research coming up from the depths to give some stuff you would never find on your own.
The first is coming from my man, Justin Timberlake! Now down here in the bowels of UvT HQ we love JT. You gotta admit the boy done made a come up. He went from [...]


Movie of the Year 2009: Powder Blue!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, December 11th, 2008

I know, I know, I haven’t even named the Us Versus Them movie of the year for 2008 yet in our second Annual UvT awards yet, but dammit I’ve already seen all I need to see.  You see Powder Blue is a powerful story about some things that happen, with people involved and a journey [...]

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Looks like the World Series Isn’t the Only Thing Delayed
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, October 29th, 2008

Due to Brock’s social calendar and my quest to save the world along side my close colleague Barack Hussein, we didn’t post sh*t today. I know it’s low and terrible, particularly since we actually have posts that are semi ready, but that’s the cost of freedom people. Country First!!! Anyway, let me [...]


Justin Timberlake Puts Something Else in the Box!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, October 20th, 2008

J.T. gets his Obama on:

I know that the original “Dick in the Box” is one of Lake’s favorites.  I think it is because he actually used to dress like Color Me Badd back in the day, fake hightop and all.  But honestly, this isn’t about Justin.  Did you see the way Jessica Biel just dropped [...]

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Top Ten Hollywood Breasts List…YES!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, July 3rd, 2008

Hey, I didn’t come up with this list but I’m happy to discuss it. You know, as I look down at this InTouch Weekly “Best Hollywood Tits” list, I’m actually kind of embarrassed that I know all these broads. Ahh, who am I kidding, let’s get going on this here list. Now [...]


Are You Gellin’? The Kardashian Arse Debate Rages On
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, June 12th, 2008

If you’re a loyal reader of UvT you know there has been a crazy debate about Kim K’s ass in the comments section.

A self described and admitted ass geller (lol) “Zsa Zsa Cookie” told us that she knows Kardashian’s ass is not real. She further alleges that Kardashian’s dumper is filled up with the [...]


Lake’s Perfunctory Chicks Post
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, May 21st, 2008

Now I know there are all kinds of worthy topics out there.  You’ve got Hillary’s bullshit win in West Vir-tucky last night, the fact that Jeter, Johnny Damon and the human sweat gland, Jason “the Juice” Giambi share a gold thong and hell, I don’t know, those two gay facers squaring off in the increasingly [...]


Top Hispanics Who We Forget Are Hispanic
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, December 28th, 2007

I love America.  You ask people how they feel about immigration and they are willing to build a wall across the entire Mexican border.  Not the Canadian border mind you, those are nothing more than French speaking white people up there, they must be cool, just the Mexicans…and Haitians…and Cubans who don’t look like Elian [...]


Assology 101
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, November 30th, 2007

I mentioned a few posts ago that I have a masters in Assology. It allows me to identify a tight booty from 20 paces. I can see it coming, identify it from any angle. Hell, tell me where a girl was born, her favorite food, and two hobbies and I can take a pretty good [...]


The Ladies: Since we’ve been gone
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, November 21st, 2007

Look, Lake the Don has been busy handling a lil bitniz, but I figured I’d let yall understand a few things about the world we live in because the more things change, the more they stay the same. First off, Kim Kardashian is still smoking hot and she still has plenty of ass for [...]


And They Say Dreams Don’t Come True…
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, August 17th, 2007

So I’m coasting through the news yesterday and this hits the wire, courtesy of the NY Post: Jessica Biel to appear nude in her new movie.  If you aren’t yet familiar with what that young lady is packing, here is some video evidence.

Did you see the way the booty had that extra little bounce in [...]


Thick Britney on her way back!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007

Look, a lot of cats out there have been taking shots at Brit.. Well, we, here at Us v. Them, we just won’t take it lying down. Britney is a trailblazer like no other. To us, she’s like Susan B. Anthony, Rosa Parks, Coretta Scott King, Stokely Carmichael, I mean, she’s really [...]