Jessica Simpson’s dog is missing. I’m not a dog person, but Jessica Simpson was one of those carry your dog around everywhere she goes people.
Jessica stays Louis Vuittoned out and yes, she comes complete with the Louis doggie bag and that is her little doggy Daisy in the bag. Even Paris Hilton stopped carrying her [...]
I don’t know when it happened. Back in the “Lachey” days, Jessica Simpson sure seemed bad as hell.
The girl was on the top of the world. She was on the #1 show on MTV, people were listening to her music, she was getting movie roles, she was making that good TV money, it was all [...]
I know I posted the slight teaser yesterday called “Name that Winner”:
Let’s be clear, Nick Lachey is a HUGE winner out here in America. I mean, there used to be a time when people called this dude “Nick Simpson” on account of Jessica’s shine. Not anymore. Now Nick’s the damn master. Don’t forget, Jessica’s pops [...]
We told you about high jeans back when they almost took Kim Kardashian down back in November. Remember this?
I mean that is pure awful right there. Well high-waisted mom jeans must be like the alien symbiote that produced the Spiderman villian Venom because they’ve attacked again. And this time they are playing for keeps.
Man, those [...]
We all saw it coming via the various videos and MTV appearances, but Britney is definitely back.
Dude, I’m not sure how she does it. But Brit’s stomach to hip game is some of the best in the business. It must just be structural.
Dude… I guess it’s just me. That hip is crazy to me.
Ahh, you [...]
I’m not feeling very creative, funny or inspired, so I figured I’d hook up a post for the fellas and by fellas I mean for MYSELF. Anyway, our first lady of summer is Jessica Simpson. You how people say someone walks like they’re “butt driven” or “hips driven”? Well, until now I’ve [...]
Hey, I didn’t come up with this list but I’m happy to discuss it. You know, as I look down at this InTouch Weekly “Best Hollywood Tits” list, I’m actually kind of embarrassed that I know all these broads. Ahh, who am I kidding, let’s get going on this here list. Now [...]
