Allen Iverson Forced Into Retirement
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, December 15th, 2009

Allen Iverson still thinks he’s got it.  He is demanding to start, he retired when he thought he could not start.  Then he went to Philly, and is trying to bring it back like it is 2000.  Unfortunately…it is not.

I guess Rodney Stuckey wanted to let him know why he started over AI last year.  [...]

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Enters Wall Street Rex: Truth and Juice-stice
Posted by Wall Street Rex | Tuesday, October 7th, 2008

Yo, what’s up UvT.  Long time reader, first time sh*t talker (in this forum).  For those who don’t know me, I’m Wall Street Rex, one of Lake and Brock’s boys from school and I’ve got some things to say, so I’m going to say them.  But unlike these other cats who come on here, I [...]

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Big Brother 10: Ollie is a Son of A…
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

Preacher man.  What did you think I was going to say?

For those who aren’t up on Big Brother 10 (and why not?  This is solid summer programming)  Let me tell you about Ollie (real name Bryan Ollie).  This brother is the son of a preacher, has never had a sip of the devils nectar (he [...]


Can Someone Come Get Lake’s Little Sister?
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, February 15th, 2008

Lake,
We need to talk.  I know you like kicking it with the brothers.  I know you’ve grown to like fat asses, appreciate the thick white woman, and enjoy the hip-hop music.  This is important.  We’ve got more than 2.5 Million hits, you are a role model now.  But I’m not talking about the loyal UvT [...]


Lakers rock the throwback shawt shorts
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, December 31st, 2007

This is what Kevin Garnett looked like during Sunday’s game.

But it wasn’t because of a blow he sustained to the dome. Oh no, his eyes started bleeding like this as soon as the Lakers took off the warm up sweats and headed to center court for the opening tip!

And can you blame him? [...]


Kraft Recalls White Chocolate
Posted by Brock Hardon | Saturday, October 6th, 2007

Lake, your people need you back.

My bad, you still my nilla though.
Hilarious how White people who play like brothers immediately get the “White Chocolate” pseudonym.
There’s Jason (not shotgun, not “smiles like he’s smelling sh*t” Jay) Williams:

White Strippers built like this:

And this phone by Verizon Wireless:

They do need to recall Lake though. He’s been out [...]