This UvT thing has gotten so deep I forget how easy it is supposed to be. Us. Versus. Them. Easy concept, so we are taking it back to its roots. Big ass pictures to let you know how to tell Team Us from Team Them. So here we go. I’m giving you a two-fer on [...]
I don’t know when Kim Kardashian made her deal with the devil, or how she is able to rise to a new peak of sexy every 4-5 months but she does it somehow. I’m not going to question my own eyes. This is not a studio pic. This is a woman walking into a wedding [...]
UvT favorite Kim Kardashian got a wax figure at Madame Tussauds last week while I was out of commission. Let’s take a look.
That is actually pretty terrible. Doesn’t really look like her to me. The face must be from 2008, the J’s are high and tight, the arms are the photoshopped version. But you know [...]
Usually the tenets of Assology demand that I only discuss a certain type of ass. Assology 101 covered the basics. The Negative Arse, the Muffin Top, and the Athletic Ass, and the Stacked too tight in those jeans ass. Assology 103 covered the Unexpected Ass…like Mena Suvari. But Kim Kardashian just showed up in some [...]
Last week I posted a picture of Rosa Acosta and declared her the baddest chick out. Us Versus Them nation agreed but wanted to make sure their voices were heard. So they dropped their ideal ladies (and men) in the comments section. Here is what the Us Versus Them loyalists had to say…
G the intern:
Christina [...]
I’m beginning to lose patience with Kim K and these off key outfits she’s rocking. Just so everyone knows, we here at UvT are NOT fooled. We know that cover-up aint no fashion statement. Hells, no. It’s covering up the price of maintaining a hydro gel free arse piece!
Hey Be On It, you think Kim’s [...]
CNN has this joint called iReport where they let people submit their own videos and make their own news. It is pretty much garbage. If there is one thing I don’t want to hear it is the opinion of a bunch of people who think they have something to say while they aren’t talking about [...]
UvT was in Charlotte NC this weekend. We met up with a few readers. It’s crazy to talk to cats who read the site. Anyway, shout out to “Bill Parcels” from the comments. Ha Hilarious. Anyway, I had a few convos and cats were talking about how Kim K wasn’t really that bad, etc. etc. [...]
Come on mayne. Jay Z put Marcy on the map, he put Brooklyn on his back, he mumble mumble mumble, he let diddy do his tracks… I mean, he put on for his CITY, that’s a muthafockin fact. But LAMAR..Helloooooo. You put Not Kim on. Why?
Haaaa, I mean, look at her [...]
Well, it looks like someone finally told Lamar Odom that all this time he’s been banging out Khloe Kardashian, NOT Kim….
I mean, what in the hell is wrong with these NBA cats? It’s one thing to go ahead and date this broad. I mean, she is Kim’s sister.
Her pops did get OJ off:
But that’s where [...]
Us Versus Them picks favorites and we don’t make any excuses for it. Early on we came with Kim Kardashian, and now we are on an Amber Rose appreciation streak. So here it is, the old school vs. the new school, Amber Rose vs. Kimmy K. To be the best, you’ve got to beat the [...]
I feel like Kim K’s tail is like Tiger Woods’ golf game. Even in the face of the entire Hollywood scene, if you line up Kim K vs. the field, 9 times out of 10 times she’s going to win.
Damn I love them. eer..shoes. But on the real, go back and peep that J to [...]
I’m told Mr. Bush is big with the ladies, especially those of you that think more like a dude than a chick.
Hell, who am I kidding. Even if Reg was somewhat flabby in the middle, which he clearly is not, he’d still be a 9.34 on the Ladies Scale of 1-10. But ladies, especially those [...]
UvT has already taken the position that Kim Kardashian’s tailpiece is real. But we’ve still got some “Them” types who don’t want to face facts. The just don’t want to acknowledge the Thick White Girl, Sorta Rican, mostly armanian revolution that we’re seeing out here. Well, here is more proof. Once you melt her outer [...]
Kim Kardashian comes under a lot of scrutiny out there in the world. Even though we’re fans here, we’ve heard it all. Is she really that cute? Is her appeal just the fact that she has assets that are unique to her race? Does she only have those assets because she’s packin the ass gel? [...]
Mayne, somebody better tell Walt Disney to get his hoes in check. This time, it’s former 3LW errr Cheetah Girl’s star Adrienne Bailon, with some NSFW buckeded nakeded pictures that just happened to leak onto the internet.
And yes she does look damn good nowadays. Jeez, baby girl is all grown up.
Anyway, let’s backtrack some. When [...]
It hasn’t been more than a year ago that Kim K was a hot, generation next white chick. Like, that transcendent, Barack Obama-esque leader of thick white woman everywhere that was going to leave the divisive assless, flat pants behind and embrass a more inclusive and shapely derriere.
But like many before her, she lost her [...]
I didn’t talk about this Friday because I really wasn’t inspired. After all, Halloween is the worst of all holidays in my humble view.
It’s just useless. I mean, at least St. Patrick’s Day has liquor. Anyway, I wasn’t at all excited for Halloween until I saw the one thing I do like about it, those [...]
So we were literally in a staff meeting today talking about our updates to the site and Brock broke in with that “oh, did you hear about that Kelis Sex Tape?”
Why no I didn’t. Shoot, I was just thinking that it had been a while since the sex tape gods had sent me something to [...]
Yo, what’s up UvT. Long time reader, first time sh*t talker (in this forum). For those who don’t know me, I’m Wall Street Rex, one of Lake and Brock’s boys from school and I’ve got some things to say, so I’m going to say them. But unlike these other cats who come on here, I [...]
You’d think that at this point, we’d be getting tired of Kim Kardashian’s ass drapped into some new gear.
But you’d be very wrong. Dude, maybe it’s just me, but that hook never gets tired. I mean, in a dress, filling some jeans, up high in some short shorts or down low in some drawls. I’m [...]
But when have you known me to stay quiet?
And yeah, I know I’m late and this picture IS fairly creepy, but Kim K. is Ray Jay/Reggie Bush tested and UvT approved, so she’ll always get positive press on this blog.
Oh yeah, Kimmy K is an attractive Armenian-American…with pretty teeth.
- Lake
——–UPDATE——-
This would be way more intriguing [...]
Bumping around the web today and I’m just doing my thing. Yep, there’s Amy Crackhouse’s pops saying she went to the hospital b/c of a ruffie in her drank. Ok, there’s the one Kardashian sister I don’t care about (the one that looks like Chyna). Yep, Nick Hogan is still an asshole [...]
I’ve been away from the game for a second, but I’m starting to believe that everything is just going crazy out here. First off, Britney Spears actually looks good in these bikini shots.
Damn, I thought I was ready for Brit to go away, but looking at these pics brings me back to a better [...]
I don’t mind plugging Kim Kardashian’s website (found HERE), I happen to like the girl.
Dude, she claims that she’s all natural. I don’t know if she is, but hot dammit, it sure looks legit. Kimmy K said that she was up in her draws en route to a party at the Playboy Mansion. [...]
