UvT Weekend Edition: Heat From the Hampton Streets
Posted by Brock Hardon | Saturday, October 24th, 2009

After the debate last week about the new Miss Hampton University, field correspondent Add Bacon vowed to let us see what Hampton was working with.   Well the early results are in, and looks like Homecoming is in full effect.

Damn, this was the first shot and the iPhone was a second too late.  She’s got the [...]

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UvT Quality: Top Chef’s Padma Lakshmi
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, October 21st, 2009

So I see this lady that enjoys cooking shows.  I know, I know, “Lake needs to man up”… look, Lake needs peace and justification for my continuous purchase of UFC 100+ every month.  Anyway, so I peep Top Chef.  And undoubtedly, I noticed Padma Lakshmi.

The first thing I noticed, honestly, was how she really drops [...]


This just in: Kim K is still very dope
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

UvT was in Charlotte NC this weekend.  We met up with a few readers.  It’s crazy to talk to cats who read the site.  Anyway, shout out to “Bill Parcels” from the comments.  Ha  Hilarious.  Anyway, I had a few convos and cats were talking about how Kim K wasn’t really that bad, etc. etc.  [...]

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Rihanna’s Fighting What?
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, May 11th, 2009

Now I get news that Rihanna’s reps are fighting the nude pictures they won’t admit are her.  haaaa

Come on mang.  First off, we all know it’s you.  Ok?  It’s obvious.  Just like we all know that’s C Breezy with your drawls on his head.

I mean, how can you fight something legally that you don’t acknowledge [...]

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All I need in this life of sin, is me and my girlfriend
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, May 1st, 2009

I don’t know where she is or even who she is, but this is Mrs. Arlington.  No doubt about it.  she will be my lady and all my cash shall be tricked on her in the name of true love.  Peep it:

Lord.  Not sure if it’s you or the devil working, but AMEN.
- Lake


Slow Day and I’m off to Jamaica
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

Hey, I told Brock I’d write something today.  Then I get hemmed up prepping for my trip to Jamaica No Problem tomorrow.  Yes, those of you that know me know that I just got back from Dominican Republic last month…  Yep and then it’s Paris in June.  That’s how an extra (extra) light skinned player [...]


UCLA Undie Run: Here’s a Tradition I Could Get Behind
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, December 12th, 2008

Every year before finals out in LA, the UCLA Bruins go on the Undie Run.  Now this might not be too exciting with the cheese eating farm girls in Wisconsin, or in the woods of New Hampshire, but you throw LA chicks out there half butt naked and send them running through the streets and it might be [...]

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Is Britney Spears Back?
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008

Britney Spears is an Us Versus Them Hall of Famer for me.  Forget the industrial age, the Information Age, all of that.  Britney single handedly ushered in the age of the Thick White Woman.

The year was 1999, and that tail was phenomenal and she knew it.  She made it okay for all white women to [...]

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“All I Need is One of Russell’s Nieces!”
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

I guess Kanye aint the only cat who needs just one of Russell’s nieces, because it looks like ole Russ “hisself” is getting his dirty old man on with regularity.

Looks like Russ aint settling for anything under a 9 in bikini wear.  But that’s not all, this cat aint stopping there.  Nah, he’s laying that [...]

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Recycling on Dubbs: UvT Goes Green!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, October 28th, 2008

Ok, Ok, I must admit, I was a little slow on the uptake for this “Green” initiative, but I’ve finally seen the light on this “going green” thing and I’ll show you what inspired me.

And yes that is uber cougar Traci Bingham, aint seen her in a while.  I know I know, that aint recycling, [...]

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We talked to 100 Joe Six Packs…
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, October 9th, 2008

…and even they agreed, that Lindsay Lohan’s J game was ballin’ out the gym.

Damn.  Just how natured intended it too.  And she makes the stomach ratio on it look so effortless too.  I mean, what’s going to happen when that accessory baby pops on out?  Gonna make that synthetic Christina Aguilera rack look like a [...]

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Kim Kardashian Dancing With The Stars Break
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, September 19th, 2008

You’d think that at this point, we’d be getting tired of Kim Kardashian’s ass drapped into some new gear.

But you’d be very wrong.  Dude, maybe it’s just me, but that hook never gets tired.  I mean, in a dress, filling some jeans, up high in some short shorts or down low in some drawls.  I’m [...]


Top Ten Hollywood Breasts List…YES!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, July 3rd, 2008

Hey, I didn’t come up with this list but I’m happy to discuss it. You know, as I look down at this InTouch Weekly “Best Hollywood Tits” list, I’m actually kind of embarrassed that I know all these broads. Ahh, who am I kidding, let’s get going on this here list. Now [...]

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Bow Wow’s Chick Brings that THUNDER!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, May 22nd, 2008

Hey, if there is one thing that’s for certain, it’s that they will continue to produce ridiculously hot babes.  Take this chick for instance, Dollicia Bryan, she’s basically the next Vida Guerra and I’m happy to have made her acquaintance. 

Wow, say what you want about that King, but they bring the heat more often than [...]


Thick Black Woman Alert: Stacey Dash
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, April 10th, 2008

Maaaaayne, I’ve been loving Stacey Dash for DECADES!!! I remember when it was a battle between Stacey, Nia Long and Halle Berry for who could star in the most B grade black comedies of the Mo’ Money, Booty Call and Strictly Business variety.

Can anybody explain to me when this guy was in every single [...]


The Ladies 2.0
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, November 16th, 2007

So the future of the internet is all about generating your own content. Web 2.0, Blogging, Flickr, You Tube, MySpace, Facebook. All of these sites have created places for expressing yourself. Making stars out of the common people. Hey, I’m all for it. Otherwise we wouldn’t have Tila Tequila, right?
So [...]